Silliness Supremacy Struggle

colrow

Deki wrote: »

Has a different meaning too Col. can't get Eastenders Very lousey overpriced undermanned cable system here, hardly ever watch it, usually dvds.
hmm this isn't very silly. Do you know the song Aunt Clara? Pretend I'm singing it. That would be really silly:D "Mama can turn me to the wall!"

Can you tell me whot the other meaning is ?

Twinkle twinkle Little bat
How I wonder what you're at
Up above the world so bright
Like a tea tray in the night

Deki

colrow wrote: »

Can you tell me whot the other meaning is

not without blushing:o

Toasty113

From: Here,
To: There

Dear Sir/ Madam,

Hi

With Regards,

Ciaran T.

Deki

hello mr toast
thank you for your most gracious correspodence.
best regards
deki

Toasty113

Dear Sir/ Madam

I wish to complain about a product I recently bought from your retail outlet, mainly that the product in question simply doesnt exist. How do you expect me to buy from your company when you refuse to sell or even make the product in question! I am also apppalled at the state of your online store which persisted on showing "404: page not found" and your phone staff insisted that I "had to stop calling her or she would ring the police and then went on to call me a stalker and that she already told me no".

If I do not recieve a reply to this soon I will be aking legal recourse and killing off one hostage every hour!

Yours sincerly,

Dr. Toast

Deki

My Dear DR. Toast
In regard to your complaint it has been taken under consideration and consequentially
it has been noted that the cost of said manufacture would be prohibitive. Among other things if we were to produce said item we then would have to actually create an online store to sell item and in turn actually create an office to receive any and all complaints.
This I'm sure you will understand would drive price so high we would soon be forced from business alltogether. We much prefer doing business in the same old way. Sorry for any inconvinence this may have caused. We look forward to your custom in future.
Sincerely
Deki Von Haus

P.S. Kindly stop harassing our cleaning girl with your constant calls, as it makes her quite nervous.

joes girls

Do penguins have knees???

cyberwolf77

joes girls wrote: »

Do penguins have knees???

Penguins have knees, but do bees.

Toasty113

If a penguin goes to a wedding, does it have to year a suit or does it just arrive naked. And as far as them having knees goes, at the point in the ceremony where the priest ask everyone to kneel, the penguin gets up and accuses the priest of being racially insensitive, and then slides down the isles on its belly and headbutts him in the crotch.

cyberwolf77

Penguins hate going to parties. They always end up feeling overdressed.

joes girls

Do Penguins grow hairs???

cyberwolf77

Do cats always land on their feet? Certainly some cat somewhen, somewhere landed on someone else's feet

Toasty113

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Do cats always land on their feet? Certainly some cat somewhen, somewhere landed on someone else's feet

I know girls that always land on their back

joes girls

Do rabbits really do it that often???

cyberwolf77

Why do dogs lick themselves. Wait, never mind.

joes girls

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Why do dogs lick themselves. Wait, never mind.

No come on tell ..... why do you:p

cyberwolf77

joes girls wrote: »

No come on tell ..... why do you:p

BECAUSE,






I CAN!:D:D:D

Toasty113

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

BECAUSE,






I CAN!:D:D:D

Damn it, I was about to say that. Oh well. *dances*

cyberwolf77

Toasty113 wrote: »

Damn it, I was about to say that. Oh well. *dances*

Don't screw with the Werewolf-Jedi master. He'll fcuking destroy you.

Toasty113

What you talking bout jiiiiiive turkey

cyberwolf77

Toasty113 wrote: »

What you talking bout jiiiiiive turkey

I will Shaft you. Do not think I won't.

cyberwolf77

Every poster was Kung-Pao eating.

KnifeWRENCH

Right, that's it. This thread has gone on long enough. The whole premise is silly and it's very badly written.

Enough, I say!

Matt Holck

silly's such a slippery subject
slyly stealthed as simple
surely we should still the subtext
shyly slipped as silly


http://www.migenweb.org/kalamazoo/celeryimagegallery.htm

Toasty113

*grabs salt shaker, raises high above head* I AM LORD OF THE DANCE! Fiddle de dee diddle de i *dances badly*

joes girls

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to dough basis!!!

Toasty113

Im not as think as you drunk i am, im as jober as a sudge!

cyberwolf77

She was a delightful date. her sister however, was a real peach.

Matt Holck

Toasty113 wrote: »

*grabs salt shaker, raises high above head* I AM LORD OF THE DANCE! Fiddle de dee diddle de i *dances badly*

strong like bull room

Toasty113

Round and round and round it goes, where it stops, the world explodes!

cyberwolf77

Spin the wheel, and pain you shall feel.

Toasty113

Roulette of death, place your bets

cyberwolf77

Toasty113 wrote: »

Roulette of death, place your bets

21,000 on hangman's bluff.

Toasty113

Ladies and gents we have a winner! <BANG>

cyberwolf77

Fix your necktie. You seem to be choking a bit.

joes girls

why have you one extra bit hanging out off your.........lobe???

cyberwolf77

Don't be alarmed, but I can't remember where I parked reality relative to this thread.

Toasty113

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Don't be alarmed, but I can't remember where I parked reality relative to this thread.

Thats okay, I know how to get back *runs at wall, smacks into wall* arrrgh, it worked in harry potter, what the hell!

cyberwolf77

Toasty113 wrote: »

Thats okay, I know how to get back *runs at wall, smacks into wall* arrrgh, it worked in harry potter, what the hell!

Meep!Meep!

Toasty113

When tour falls unfortunate lies you lighted more by the minute

Deki

Gabba Gabba Hey!

Toasty113

I like big books and I cannot lie! All you other nerds cant deny...

cyberwolf77

I'm flying. Quick, how do I land a 747?

Deki

badly?

cyberwolf77

Any landing the pilot walks away from is a good one. Should the passengers survive and the plane still fly, that's a great landing

Deki

Did it?

cyberwolf77

I was the only one aboard and I walked away. Gonna need a new plane, and a new runway. Also a new terminal, and control tower.

Deki

oh well all that can be replaced

cyberwolf77

let's reach for the stars. You stand on my shoulders and see if we're there yet.

Deki

caught one-what'll i do with it?