I was just bitten by a ladybird

Carsinian Thau

It actually hurt! WTF? I thought they were nice insects.

It's now hiding somewhere around my computer. I'm genuinely a little frightened...


Anyone else ever been attacked by something that was supposedly gentle?

phasers

Jaysus what a wimp

Tar.Aldarion

People only like tehm cos of the colour, and hate spider cos they are 'ewww'. I think you should be more scared of ladybirds, tehy can fly!

I thought it was ladyboy.


/leaves thread

angel01

awww, I always thought they were sweet cute little things, looks like I was wrong then :eek:

Carsinian Thau

phasers wrote: »

Jaysus what a wimp

It's a side effect of living only in a virtual world.

rarnes1 wrote: »

I thought it was ladyboy.

That's a different story. And why would that be of interest to you anyway?
Repressed desires overpowering you?

angel01 wrote: »

awww, I always thought they were sweet cute little things, looks like I was wrong then :eek:

You were wrong. I have seen the face of true evil.
Well, kinda, they have very small heads.

Scrambled egg

Yep your definitly going to DIE

Keogg

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

People only like tehm cos of the colour, and hate spider cos they are 'ewww'. I think you should be more scared of ladybirds, tehy can fly!

I can understand the spider thing, but why would people be afraid of things like moths? Oh noes, its going to fly slowly at me ....:rolleyes:

kelle

I adore our baby dwarf hamster, but he's after nipping my finger and drawing blood from it. I didn't think anything so tiny and cute could cause so much pain!

My name is URL

It's probably pissed off after its house burned down

Raze_them_all

Keogg wrote: »

I can understand the spider thing, but why would people be afraid of things like moths? Oh noes, its going to fly slowly at me ....:rolleyes:

http://pixdaus.com/pics/1210170836bQxCHS9.jpg


Thats a big fecker

Carsinian Thau

Scrambled egg wrote: »

Yep your definitly going to DIE

If I go down, everyone is coming with me.

Carsinian Thau wrote:

If I go down

Tee hee...

Sofiztikated

Can you get ladybird flu?

What if you get it, then you get swine flu! Jesus, you could be fooked!

pikachucheeks

Aww

I've been attacked by geese and goats. They had it in for me!

Keogg

Raze_them_all wrote: »

http://pixdaus.com/pics/1210170836bQxCHS9.jpg


Thats a big fecker

your link is broken
no matter how big a moth is, it still isn't going to eat you...

Tar.Aldarion

Keogg wrote: »

I can understand the spider thing, but why would people be afraid of things like moths? Oh noes, its going to fly slowly at me ....:rolleyes:

I say the same about spiders, oh god no, they are living their lives walking slowly, not giving a **** about you, runnnnnnnnnnn.

Or they could walk at you slowly, another terrifying thought.

Turd Ferguson

Carsinian Thau wrote: »

It actually hurt! WTF? I thought they were nice insects.

It's now hiding somewhere around my computer. I'm genuinely a little frightened...

Try throwing your tampons at it

Tomebagel

i got bit by one yesterday!
i couldnt believe she actually bit me,the little feckers still embedded on my shoe!

Greenmachine

Yeah I remember well getting bit by ladybirds. They have a nasty bite alright. They ate the hands off me one summer when I was working in the fields.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I misread the title - thought you'd been bitten by a ladyboy.

truecrippler

Carsinian Thau wrote: »

If I go down, everyone is coming with me.




Tee hee...

Is it just me or did you just quote yourself just soon after making a quote?

itsallaboutheL

Keogg wrote: »

your link is broken
no matter how big a moth is, it still isn't going to eat you...

oh i dunno...

my mot has been known to take a mouthful;)

NotMe

Reminds me of the time I got attacked by a grasshopper. You'd be surprised how hard they can kick.

tman

Carsinian Thau wrote: »

It actually hurt! WTF? I thought they were nice insects.

It's now hiding somewhere around my computer. I'm genuinely a little frightened...


Anyone else ever been attacked by something that was supposedly gentle?

Did it bite you on the vagina by any chance?
Man up!:rolleyes:

Captain Darling

A shetland pony bit me on the top of my head when i was a child. It mistook my blonde hair for hay i think. Hurt like fcuk.

Vicious little bastards.

RxQueen

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I say the same about spiders, oh god no, they are living their lives walking slowly, not giving a **** about you, runnnnnnnnnnn.

Or they could walk at you slowly, another terrifying thought.

they're scary

all those legs and stuff! ahh

Turd Ferguson

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I misread the title - thought you'd been bitten by a ladyboy.

If he was attacked by a ladyboy he would not have survived to write about it. They are vicious...especially when you dont pay them

Monkey_Pirate

Raze_them_all wrote: »

http://pixdaus.com/pics/1210170836bQxCHS9.jpg


Thats a big fecker

AAAAUGH!!!! Why did I click on that?!

Honestly though, I'd rather spiders than moths. Or butterflies. They freak me out too by extension.

And lets not even get onto the subject of Daddy Longlegs... *shudder*

itsallaboutheL

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

If he was attacked by a ladyboy he would not have survived to write about it. They are vicious...especially when you dont pay them

so thats what you've been doing during your little sojourn in Prison!!


When'd you get out??

Turd Ferguson

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

so thats what you've been doing during your little sojourn in Prison!!

Actually, its why I put there in the first place

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Ohhh.... so THAT'S what the pictures were....!

*eadaoin

i got bitten by one about 2 weekends ago. it was crawling around happily on my arm for about 5 minutes, i thought it was rather nice until it freakin bit me!! i didn't know they were biters.

rossie1977

these are new, non-native ladybirds that bite humans called harlequin ladybirds, they started showing up in ireland in 2007, see one kill the ba*tard

http://www.sciencecentric.com/news/article.php?q=08090307

Dr Strange

Cute things are evil. Only one thing for it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE5pGeCUM-Y

Ziggurat

Carsinian Thau wrote: »

It actually hurt! WTF? I thought they were nice insects.

It's now hiding somewhere around my computer. I'm genuinely a little frightened...

You should be. It's got a taste for your blood. Now it'll want more, Little Shop of Horrors style.

galwayrush

Ziggurat wrote: »

You should be. It's got a taste for your blood. Now it'll want more, Little Shop of Horrors style.

Yep, second bite and you turn into a blood sucking ladyboy vampire ladybird.

Jeanxx

The scariest of all small yokes are daddy long legs, I have to keep my windows closed at night just in case they see a glint of light in my house & fancy coming in...

My mate & I chased one around my room with a hoover before, the two of us were in shock after... Scary feckers!

& apparently those house spiders (the ones that look like daddy long legs without wings) are the most poisonous but don't have the ability to bite through human skin... Now that's what I heard, now sure whether to believe it or not...

emeraldstar

Keogg wrote: »

I can understand the spider thing, but why would people be afraid of things like moths? Oh noes, its going to fly slowly at me ....:rolleyes:

It's the fluttering!

Oh god the fluttering

The worst is when you realise there's one in your room at night not because you can see it but because you can hear the fluttering...

That's why I also am freaked by butterflies. I don't care how colourful they are, they are not pretty, they are glorified moths. Ugh

Dr Strange

emeraldstar wrote: »

It's the fluttering!

Oh god the fluttering

The worst is when you realise there's one in your room at night not because you can see it but because you can hear the fluttering...

So, Silence of the Lambs wasn't your kind of film then?

emeraldstar

Preusse wrote: »

So, Silence of the Lambs wasn't your kind of film then?

Oh no, love a bitta cannibalism, I do.

MidnightQueen

Scrambled egg wrote: »

Yep your definitly going to DIE

Or become LadyBird Man and have super powers!

Dr Strange

emeraldstar wrote: »

Oh no, love a bitta cannibalism, I do.

Ah, but I was more thinking about the moths in the cellar.

kkhornet

Carsinian Thau wrote: »

It actually hurt! WTF? I thought they were nice insects.

It's now hiding somewhere around my computer. I'm genuinely a little frightened...


Anyone else ever been attacked by something that was supposedly gentle?

HTFU!!!

Dr Strange

KittyKat wrote: »

Or become LadyBird Man and have super powers!

Such as...?

emeraldstar

Preusse wrote: »

Ah, but I was more thinking about the moths in the cellar.

While I was trying to NOT think about the moths in the cellar so thank you very much for that

So cannibalism. Er. Yeah...

Dr Strange

emeraldstar wrote: »

While I was trying to NOT think about the moths in the cellar so thank you very much for that

So cannibalism. Er. Yeah...

I'm sorry.







Really.

MidnightQueen

Preusse wrote: »

Such as...?

I just thought it would be funny to say it.

Dr Strange

KittyKat wrote: »

I just thought it would be funny to say it.

Yes, but I was wondering what a ladybird (apart from biting) can do that could be transformed into a superhero's superpower.....ah well...too much time on my hand.

MidnightQueen

Good question. He could have the ability to fly and spray yellow goo.

Dr Strange

KittyKat wrote: »

...and spray yellow goo.

I was thinking about that, too. The little "bug"gers crap little yellow stuff when sitting long enough on your finger.





I am actually posting in a thread about ladybirds.

MidnightQueen

It must be because they get excited. I dont know much about Ladybirds.

LOL. Should give that a read.