Sorry, do you want Condoms with that?

davyjose · 30-07-2009 11:57pm #1

Why is it that the people on these ads are so f*cking ugly?

I know it's only a minor point, but this is meant to be an ad about sex, right? Sex is fun. Do you want to be left thinking about ugly people having sex? I know I certainly don't.

I live in a world where I expect TV personalities to be hot, especially the ones having sex. Get your sh!t together Contraception people.

Captain Darling · 30-07-2009 11:59pm

Maybe its to put you off the idea even more so.

Brian · 30-07-2009 11:59pm

It's the aspiration of us ugly people : be in a condoms ad. It's the only way we'll ever get any.

Kiith · 30-07-2009 11:59pm

davyjose wrote: »

Why is it that the people on these ads are so f*cking ugly?

They are showing a realistic portrayal of Ireland.

Berty · 31-07-2009 12:00am

How about in any of the ads they do not just turn around and say

"mind your own fvcking business!!!!"

enniscorthy · 31-07-2009 12:00am

D.E.F.O.

Whosbetter? · 31-07-2009 12:02am

Expectation & Reality are two entirely seperate dimensions, unfortunately.:rolleyes:

CommieBaz · 31-07-2009 12:05am

Its uber irony. Every ad has attractive people hawking wares. Then along comes a condom ad where you're expecting some really attractive people. Then we're treated to the likes of Jimmy the bin man trying to get lucky at a fast food counter. Bless 'em.

D/C · 31-07-2009 12:05am

Its aimed at ugly people to stop having unprotected sex! Stops more ugly people entering our beautiful isle!

I hate it when ugly people infiltrate our nightclubs and with the help of alcohol and darkness trick us beautiful people in to having sexual intercourse with said ugly people!

P.S. i've inquired in Roma II about condoms and they don't sell them!

My name is URL · 31-07-2009 12:20am

Lets be honest

you're more likely to suit up for Katherine Lynch than Rosanna Davison

Conor108 · 31-07-2009 12:21am

Whosbetter? wrote: »

Expectation & Reality are two entirely seperate dimensions, unfortunately.:rolleyes:

http://intepid.com/res/417.gif

jumpguy · 31-07-2009 12:24am

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is! :pac:

CommieBaz · 31-07-2009 12:25am

But lets be honest here, didn't it give you a little ego boost to see these ugly people advertising things? I know I did!

Greenmachine · 31-07-2009 12:29am

Because even ugly people should use condoms.

Keogg · 31-07-2009 12:31am

Greenmachine wrote: »

Because especially ugly people should use condoms.

FYP

Jayo Robards · 31-07-2009 12:31am

It's to leave you with the comforting thought that "thank christ these ugly people aren't reproducing".

yerayeah · 31-07-2009 12:38am

I fukkin hate ad... Nothing worse than when you're watching the tv with the rents and those ugly fcukers come on trying to spawn more ugly fcukers with still more ugly fcukers trying to stop them doing so:mad:

AnonoBoy · 31-07-2009 12:38am

What's more annoying is sitting there late on Saturday night, a beer in one hand, your other hand thrust uselessly down the front of your pants, watching whatever sh*te RTE are spewing out at you, tears of quiet rage and desperation rolling down your cheeks and you look at these ugly f*cking muppets on this ad and think to yourself...... "Even those ugly branch-hitting bastards are getting laid....... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?"

Or so I've heard anyways.

Overheal · 31-07-2009 12:42am

Oh yeah: she was a linebacker.

weird · 31-07-2009 12:43am

davyjose wrote: »

Why is it that the people on these ads are so f*cking ugly?

They just seem like normal people to me. Sex isn't only for glamour models and porn stars.

AnonoBoy · 31-07-2009 12:58am

weird wrote: »

They just seem like normal people to me. Sex isn't only for glamour models and porn stars.

It's for self-harming Reality TV wannabes too, right?

Oh please tell me it is!

davyjose · 31-07-2009 1:04am

It's the chipper scene that kills me -- I'm not saying people don't have sex in chippers. Clearly they do (I've been to finglas), but the gormless look on your man's face afterwards, drrrr! makes me want to bludgeon him to death with a frozen haddock.

Also the last chick - in the bedroom scene - is so putrifyingly ugly that if you even tried to put your penis within 6 inches of her, it would shrivel up and drop off. Of that I'm certain.

bleg · 31-07-2009 1:10am

davyjose wrote: »

I know it's only a minor point, but this is meant to be an ad about sex, right?

Wrong.

It's an ad about contraception...

yerayeah · 31-07-2009 1:11am

davyjose wrote: »

It's the chipper scene that kills me -- I'm not saying people don't have sex in chippers. Clearly they do (I've been to finglas), but the gormless look on your man's face afterwards, drrrr! makes me want to bludgeon him to death with a frozen haddock.

Also the last chick - in the bedroom scene - is so putrifyingly ugly that if you even tried to put your penis within 6 inches of her, it would shrivel up and drop off. Of that I'm certain.

Unless you manage to be uglier than her yourself and the jury is out but that puck ugly fcuker inside the bed with her manages to give it a fair shot:eek:

bronte · 31-07-2009 1:14am

One of the guys in that ad trained with me!

davyjose · 31-07-2009 1:24am

bronte wrote: »

One of the guys in that ad trained with me!

Trained?

Bronte, you oul minx

bronte · 31-07-2009 1:26am

davyjose wrote: »

Trained?

Bronte, you oul minx

As an actor! ewwww! Need puke smiley fast.

davyjose · 31-07-2009 1:26am

yerayeah wrote: »

Unless you manage to be uglier than her yourself and the jury is out but that puck ugly fcuker inside the bed with her manages to give it a fair shot:eek:

He fails though. Seriously, I could go at my face with a bottle of Hydrochloric acid and a cheese-grater and still outshine that ... thing!

davyjose · 31-07-2009 1:29am

bronte wrote: »

As an actor! ewwww! Need puke smiley fast.

At least it's not "need scrub body in boiling hot shower with brillo pad smiley fast".

fullstop · 31-07-2009 1:31am

davyjose wrote: »

Why is it that the people on these ads are so f*cking ugly?

I know it's only a minor point, but this is meant to be an ad about sex, right? Sex is fun. Do you want to be left thinking about ugly people having sex? I know I certainly don't.

I live in a world where I expect TV personalities to be hot, especially the ones having sex. Get your sh!t together Contraception people.

Pics of yourself to prove you're not ugly too?

iguy · 31-07-2009 1:33am

Is this thread not unfair discrimination to the people in the ad...no-one is "ugly".

davyjose · 31-07-2009 1:38am

fullstop wrote: »

Pics of yourself to prove you're not ugly too?

Fullstop, I'm only ugly on the inside.

fullstop · 31-07-2009 1:39am

davyjose wrote: »

Fullstop, I'm only ugly on the inside.

prove it.

yerayeah · 31-07-2009 1:40am

iguy wrote: »

Is this thread not unfair discrimination to the people in the ad...no-one is "ugly".

Wha?! You think the people in the ad are not ugly or nobody in the world is ugly?

Either way, you're completely wrong!:pac:

31-07-2009 1:42am

Why would we need to stop the good looking people procreating?

Davidius · 31-07-2009 1:43am

I didn't notice that they were ugly. Everybody on television looks the same to me.

senordingdong · 31-07-2009 1:43am

The chips looked nice.

deisedude · 31-07-2009 2:15am

Surely the woman in the bed scenes face is contraception enough

NewGuy09 · 31-07-2009 2:18am

nah what i wanna know is why the musics so bollox
i say we put kaiser chiefs "everyday i love you less and less" on in the background and see if the that works lol

General Zod · 31-07-2009 9:13am

NO I DON'T HAVE A ROLO I'M SORRY

weird · 31-07-2009 9:17am

davyjose wrote: »

It's the chipper scene that kills me -- I'm not saying people don't have sex in chippers. Clearly they do (I've been to finglas), but the gormless look on your man's face afterwards, drrrr! makes me want to bludgeon him to death with a frozen haddock.

ha Ha!

davyjose wrote: »

Also the last chick - in the bedroom scene - is so putrifyingly ugly that if you even tried to put your penis within 6 inches of her, it would shrivel up and drop off. Of that I'm certain.

Nope, she's a ride.

Fugly · 31-07-2009 9:27am

Ok now I feel so much better. Everytime I see that ad I think, they are the type of people I would like to insist forced contraceptives.. in fact even the chances with contraceptives are too risky. Not to do with their looks simply based on the fact the ridiculous and gormless reaction they all give to the question, I don't want those people existing let alone reproducing!

:)Aww.. It's good to finally air that, also the couple in the bedroom, they really annoy me as I just think, they would never happen as a couple.!:mad:..For some reason it angers me more than an ad should. :rolleyes:

And speaking as an ugly person, yes we exist and just because we're ugly does not mean we can not recognise beauty and appreciate it, it also means we recoil in horror when forced to look upon other ugly people.

BillyGoatGruff · 31-07-2009 9:28am

I knew I should of gone to the auditions for that ad:mad::mad::mad:

cruiser178 · 31-07-2009 9:41am

davyjose wrote: »

Why is it that the people on these ads are so f*cking ugly?

I know it's only a minor point, but this is meant to be an ad about sex, right? Sex is fun. Do you want to be left thinking about ugly people having sex? I know I certainly don't.

I live in a world where I expect TV personalities to be hot, especially the ones having sex. Get your sh!t together Contraception people.

I never looked at that advert like that before,probally because id get up on a cracked plate.

AnonoBoy · 31-07-2009 9:53am

NewGuy09 wrote: »

nah what i wanna know is why the musics so bollox
i say we put kaiser chiefs "everyday i love you less and less" on in the background and see if the that works lol

I see what you're doing there - The Kaiser Chiefs = immediate passion killers.

Who needs contraception when you can just stick on 'I Predict A Riot' and watch your potential lover run a mile.