Female Garda

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I seen the most rarest of sights today in Dundalk when I was going into a shopping centre car park an unbelievingly attractive female member of the Garda Síochána. I was so shocked at this that I almost didnt notice the car in front of me had stopped.

I saw this Garda again inside the shopping centre so I got a proper look she was about 5'8" dark hair all tied up inside her hat and a nice ass :cool:

Also when I went to the Dundalk V.s. Drogheda game last week I seen another good looking member of the force small blonde this time.

I have to say I always thought it was a urban legend.

p1akuw47h5r3it

Ye I saw 1 at oxygen and den 1 yesterday in town!

My name is URL

I've seen a few female gardai around the Louth area recently.

sweet justice

Coriolanus

There's a fair few that seem to patrol in Dub city centre, but tbh I'd rather the horsey type than some of the yound wans who look like they know more about how to apply their makeup and keep their nails pretty than how to arrest someone.
Should be like it was back in school, no make up, no ear rings!

Captain Darling

DanDan6592 wrote: »

Ye I saw 1 at oxygen and den 1 yesterday in town!

Is this some kind of mathematical equation?

X + Y = illiteracy

Duff

Aye the blonde one is a right peach. Gave me a lecture Thursday night for pissing down an alley. She wants me.

SV

lol, how could you tell if she had a nice arse with the trousers that they wear?
but yeah I've seen some crazy good looking female Gardas too..tis nice for a change!

greyed

Some of the dewds are pretty hot too.

SV

greyed wrote: »

Some of the dewds are pretty hot too.

Is that some kind of a dog?

greyed

SV wrote: »

Is that some kind of a dog?

Of course, a hot dog! :pac:

4zn76tysfajdxp

There's a blonde one in Galway I've seen around quite often. She's not too shabby either.

Rabies

DanDan6592 wrote: »

Ye I saw 1 at oxygen and den 1 yesterday in town!

So how many apples does Jane have again?

AnonoBoy

Duff wrote: »

Aye the blonde one is a right peach. Gave me a lecture Thursday night for pissing down an alley. She wants me.

Yup. Nothing like public urination to get a lady interested.

copacetic

Rabies wrote: »

So how many apples does Jane have again?

2 an' dem is 2 pert apples.

newmills

Saw a gorgeous one lately wearing 3/4 length trousers with a pair of sunglasses on her head - she had pulled in a muppet mobile and i'd say the 4 young lads in it were just sitting there with a dose of the horn!!

Otis Driftwood

There is a cracking little blonde one in Longford but they are rare as rare can be.

netwhizkid

I was involved in a motor tip recently and called the Guards to the scene and a Female Guard and Male arrived to the scene, the Female took my details etc while the male dealt with the others (offending party as I was innocent) . I swear she was in her thirties but so so hot and total milf material. I just don't know what it is but there is something about the uniform that simply throws a switch in me and if I ever get to bang a hot Guard I would say my lifes work is accomplished. Hot sexy (female) Guards are hot and they can handcuff me anytime.

Hot Secretary's and Naughty Nurses are good but nothing compares to a hot bang garda.

Abi

netwhizkid wrote: »

I swear she was in her thirties but so so hot and total milf material.

Did you ask her how old she was? You said 'but' after the word 'thirities' like you wouldn't normally go there.. did you ask if she was a mother? Only not all thirty something women have, or want kids either.


Oh you mens.

An Fear Aniar

I wonder how often drunk people mistake them for a strippogram.

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DubMedic

Abigayle wrote: »

Did you ask her how old she was?


Oh you mens.

Wimmins.

It's 'What age are you?' not 'How old are you?':P.

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Ill echo the comment made on the previous page...generally those pants just ruin it..

netwhizkid

Abigayle wrote: »

Did you ask her how old she was? You said 'but' after the word 'thirities' like you wouldn't normally go there.. did you ask if she was a mother? Only not all thirty something women have, or want kids either.


Oh you mens.

MILF doesn't really mean mother anymore and is now more of a generic word for a hot older woman found attractive by the younger male. She was very hot for her probable age as some women tend to age differently to others, believe me I have been "there" and would go again;) Hot older attractive wimmens FTW!

AckwelFoley

Ive seen a few female garda that were pretty good looking from the chin up...

really pretty faces...

..but from the chin down, particularly their bunghole makes them look like serious muck savages.. and then they open their mouth and you realise they are.

InkSlinger67

Have yet to see a hawt Garda but I have my line already prepared for that moment.....

Sorry Garda, I'm going to have to place you under citizens arrest for smuggling those peanuts!

Sir Molle

There are no hot female gardaí.

P.C.

Sir Molle wrote: »

There are no hot female gardaí.

There are...


since they opened the Garda force to non nationals.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

I saw one in Liffey Valley around Christmas time, a short blonde, she was savage!

Cunny-Funt

I've seen a fair few alright.

Snowie

I know 2 chicks that are gaurds and hot. I must be cool

Sofiztikated

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I know 2 chicks that are gaurds and hot. I must be cool

Not with brutal spelling like that, you're not.

Seen a few tasty Gardi wimmenz, but they usually make up for it by being total bitches.

That_Guy

http://www.herald.ie/multimedia/archive/00335/1606_oconnor_collin_335380t.jpg

I know she was a bit of a weirdo but I still would.

K4t

You should have introduced yourself and compared batons or something.

Handsome Bob

You see I never come across attractive female garda, especially when I was a teenager. They were all usually sour faced wenches who were confiscating our cans. :pac:

Call Me Jimmy

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Not with brutal spelling like that, you're not.

Says "Sofiztikated"? Spelt without an 8? Stay in sk00l, kidz.

slimjimmc

Carlow must be extra lucky, we had not 1 but 2 good looking gals womanning a tax/insurance checkpoint outside the town a few weeks back.

Rebelheart

Any time I think of the aesthetic features of banghardaí I think of that unforgettable remark by the Independent Dublin TD Frank Sherwin in 1958 when it was proposed that women could join An Garda Síochána:

'While recruits should not be actually horse faced, they should not be too good looking. They should be just plain women and not targets for marriage.'

An scéal iomlán ar fáil anseo:

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/wanted-fair-cops-but-not-too-fair-145866.html

aDeener

very disapointed with AH and all this "female garda" lark - its ban garda

Cupcake_Crisis

Female bouncers ftw!!

slimjimmc

aDeener wrote: »

very disapointed with AH and all this "female garda" lark - its ban garda

Wasn't the title "ban garda" dropped by the authorities some time ago, it's just Garda now (equality and all that stuff) .

Seth Brundle

Theres wimmen in the gardai now? FFS! Soon they'll be wanting the vote!

JW91

1≠1 wrote: »

I seen the most rarest of sights today in Dundalk when I was going into a shopping centre car park an unbelievingly attractive female member of the Garda Síochána. I was so shocked at this that I almost didnt notice the car in front of me had stopped.

I saw this Garda again inside the shopping centre so I got a proper look she was about 5'8" dark hair all tied up inside her hat and a nice ass :cool:

Also when I went to the Dundalk V.s. Drogheda game last week I seen another good looking member of the force small blonde this time.

I have to say I always thought it was a urban legend.

Ya there's definitley some hot female gardai around. i saw 2 or 3 nice ones at the races this week.

DamoDLK

1≠1 wrote: »

Also when I went to the Dundalk V.s. Drogheda game last week I seen another good looking member of the fo........

AH C'mon da town!!!

bazjnr

Have to echo the views on the female trousers does nothin for them. but there are a few good lookin ones, this one for example:

http://www.travelpod.com/travel-photo/thorgal67/dublin-2006/1145207400/tp_gardaimg_1992.jpg/tpod.html

:cool:

Seaneh

There's one in Athlone, she's about 27, kinda short, blonde, absolute stunner.

My mate tried chatting her up one night in Karma, got nowhere, next night she was in his pub asking questions about a bag that was nicked, poor bastard was morto.

Sofiztikated

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Says "Sofiztikated"? Spelt without an 8? Stay in sk00l, kidz.

Intentional misspelling of my user name was a thought out process, was exactly that, intentional.

Anyway, Sofiztik8 would just look silly. :P

Pygmalion

Thread needs more pictures.

Biggins

I know they use the Drogheda station and town as a training area.
I see female Gardi there all the time.
When I was young free and single, I chatted up a few of them.
(Must have been the kinky thoughts about the handcuffs! LOL )

Biggins

Pygmalion wrote: »

Thread needs more pictures.

Till we can get you Irish ones, here is a French one from Monte Carlo.
(Took very recently)

NedTermo

Biggins wrote: »

Till we can get you Irish ones, here is a French one from Monte Carlo.
(Took very recently)

Rough as a badgers arse.

stovelid

I would have given that Makepeace one, I have to say.

Biggins

NedTermo wrote: »

Rough as a badgers arse.

You've been checking them out too have you? :eek:

O' my gosh - it takes all kinds! :pac: