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Can you tap that

  • 01-08-2009 6:11pm
    #1
    Rattlehead_ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭


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  • #2
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Prepare for celibacy


  • #3
    Spore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,123 ✭✭✭Spore


    you're CRAZY!


  • #4
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Me: So **** when you gonna let me tap that?
    Him: You already did
    Me: When....

    Now:Flashbacks:eek:


  • #5
    DubMedic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,249 ✭✭✭DubMedic


    Maddison wrote: »
    Me: So **** when you gonna let me tap that?
    Him: You already did
    Me: When....

    Now:Flashbacks:eek:
    He's only screwing around with you.

    In a non-physical way of course.

    .


  • #6
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    ok give me five minutes


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  • #7
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Rattlehead_ie wrote: »
    Try it and post your conversations.

    I've a better idea!








    No.


  • #8
    An Fear Aniar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,377 ✭✭✭An Fear Aniar


    This is from here:

    http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

    I saw it on reddit too.:)
    .


  • #9
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    DubMedic wrote: »
    He's only screwing around with you.

    In a non-physical way of course.

    .

    I knows cuz Im a good girl right???right???:eek:


  • #10
    DubMedic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,249 ✭✭✭DubMedic


    Maddison wrote: »
    I knows cuz Im a good girl right???right???:eek:
    Right.

    .


  • #11
    nomorebadtown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭nomorebadtown


    Me: So bitch, when you gonna let me tap dat?
    Her: This is your mother.
    Me: >_<


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  • #12
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Maddison wrote: »
    I knows cuz Im a good girl right???right???:eek:

    Yes, that's exactly why. Well done, you figured it out. Do you want a cookie?


  • #13
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Me - So when are you gonna let me tap that?

    Reply - The person at 0851234567 has no credit and would like you to ring them


  • #14
    sxt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,756 ✭✭✭sxt


    Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her:
    Me: time is of the essence.
    Her:
    Me: so?
    Her:


  • #15
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Me: So *******, when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: I thought we agreed, tap three times on the ceiling if you want me
    Me: Yes, Yes! Twice on the pipes if the answer is no! I got it!


  • #16
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Carsinian Thau wrote: »
    Yes, that's exactly why. Well done, you figured it out. Do you want a cookie?

    No cookies suck...now a bottle of WKD and Id take the hand off ya!


  • #17
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    Mum doesn't know how to text back so she rang :o


  • #18
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?

    11850: Whoops! Looks like you texted the 11850 team by mistake!

    (Shot down by 11850......a new low......:()


  • #19
    deco05ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭deco05ie


    Me: Want to come round to my place for some sex and a Pizza?
    Her: No, where the **** did that come from?
    Me: What you don't like Pizza?
    Her: Don't txt me again.


  • #20
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Me: So... you gonna let me tap that?

    Him: HEHEHEHAHAHAHOHOHHOHEHEHEHE D.E.F.O MATE :D:D:D


  • #21
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,182 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?

    11850: Whoops! Looks like you texted the 11850 team by mistake!

    (Shot down by 11850......a new low......:()
    what about that number you can text questions to and they have to give you answers.


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  • #22
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    Overheal wrote: »
    what about that number you can text questions to and they have to give you answers.

    Ah yes, 087 MAGIC8BALL.


  • #23
    demakinz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭demakinz


    me-hi huh..so when you gonna let me tap that?

    her-eh im sitting right beside and you already got your bit for august!!


  • #24
    AlkalineAcid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 281 ✭✭AlkalineAcid


    Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
    Here: When Hell freezes over.
    Me: Hell, Michigan and Hell, Norway freeze over every winter.
    Her: Ten minutes of text silence.


  • #25
    Tomebagel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭Tomebagel


    Me:yo bitch,when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her:your bitch 'tappin' days are over mister!


  • #26
    The Walsho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,251 ✭✭✭The Walsho


    Text sent. Awaiting response. There's so many people I'm tempted to send this to.


  • #27
    The Volt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: Never :D you drunk yeah?


  • #28
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
    Laura: EH WUT?
    *Fiance, Brian, who you textin?
    Me: Nobody sweetpea..
    *Fiance Peers over my sholder reads txts
    Me: Sends txt to dad. Please call ambulance.. ive a broken jaw.


  • #29
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Me: Hey bitch, when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: Who is this?
    Me: Fred Astaire
    Her: Fcuk off Fred


  • #30
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Me: Hey when you gonna let me tap that ?
    Her : were the fcuk you being ,i've being waiting over an hr for you ?
    Me : do I know you ? :confused:
    Her : Huh ?
    Me : sorry ,it's just my ( bad) Jim Carey moement


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  • #31
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Me: So are you gonna let me tap that?
    Him: You told me before you'd rather eat your own shít

    Me: *turns phone off*


  • #32
    LiNgWiStIkZ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 582 ✭✭✭LiNgWiStIkZ


    Rattlehead_ie wrote: »
    Picked this up from another forum and some of the responses are great for e.g.

    Ok so here are the rules pick a random member of the oppisite sex from your phone and ask them the question
    "So when you gonna let me tap that"

    Try it and post your conversations.

    What's your FP username?:pac:


  • #33
    MoonDancer
    Registered Users Posts: 706 ✭✭✭MoonDancer


    Me: So, when are you gonna let me tap that?
    Him: The only tapping you'll do is when I catch you in an arm bar!


    Uh oh, I'm in trouble!! :eek:


  • #34
    dunnomede?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭dunnomede?


    I feel that "tap that" is a very americanised term, is there any irish ones?
    e.g. "giz a shot of yore gash" or "hows yore fanny for a gallop?"

    Maybe something a little more subtle would yield success


  • #35
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    God bless free texts.

    Oh
    Ate
    Fyffe
    Two
    Ate
    Two
    Fore
    Fore
    Naughty
    Naughty


  • #36
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Me; So when can I tap that ?
    Her ; Excuse me ?


    :D


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  • #37
    gandhi123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭gandhi123


    dunnomede? wrote: »
    Maybe something a little more subtle would yield success

    May I prod your insides with my slong?





    I'm going to hell.Giggidy


  • #38
    JW91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭JW91


    Rattlehead_ie wrote: »
    Picked this up from another forum and some of the responses are great for e.g.

    Ok so here are the rules pick a random member of the oppisite sex from your phone and ask them the question
    "So when you gonna let me tap that"

    Try it and post your conversations.


    I'm fairly drunk right now but there is still no way that I would do that. I'd need another 9 or 10 pints before I'd even think about doing that!


  • #39
    BigPoppaFluff
    Registered Users Posts: 47 ✭BigPoppaFluff


    MoonDancer wrote: »
    Me: So, when are you gonna let me tap that?
    Him: The only tapping you'll do is when I catch you in an arm bar!


    Uh oh, I'm in trouble!! :eek:

    Nuff Said


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