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On crutches and drunk!!!

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  • 02-08-2009 12:54am
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    welcomeinjam
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    So I broke my ankle. Today was one of my mates birthday we all had a bit of a laugh drinking at his but at 11 everyone went into town. Obviously steps are a bit of a challenge so I thought I'd give town a miss. Now I'm at home and drunk/crippled. Anyone else ever have a similiar situation?
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    Archeron
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    hahaha, never been in that situation, but I am laughing at the idea.

    :D:D:D


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    Keogg
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    bad out man... maybe you could flake on a couch/bed/comfortable piece of furniture thats near a tv and enjoy drunken crap all night:D


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    Jay P
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    I'm at home, sober and able to walk. So yes.


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    welcomeinjam
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    Keogg wrote: »
    bad out man... maybe you could flake on a couch/bed/comfortable piece of furniture thats near a tv and enjoy drunken crap all night:D

    I'm flaking on a couch right now with a laptop and blues brothers on rte 2 on the tv, it's pretty **** but I think this is as good as it's gonna get


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    El Weirdo
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    welcomeinjam wrote: »
    ...and blues brothers on rte 2 on the tv, it's pretty **** but I think this is as good as it's gonna get
    :eek:


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    Mikeyt086
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    I was on a drinking holiday in Bulgaria with 11 mates last summer. On the 3rd night i got a bit of dutch courage and jumped down a flight of stairs when i was very pissed before we went out, turns out i tore ligaments in my knee because i landed awkwardly.

    I limped around for the entire holiday, still i went out for the remaining 7 nights, i decided i wouldnt let an injury be a problem. If you get drunk enough the pain doesnt matter. Yes in the daytime it hurt, but then it was only a matter of killing time untill i started drinking again.

    I hope this little story of my drunked idiotic self helps you feel better.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    el_weirdo wrote: »
    :eek:

    He's right. I've seen that film twice (tried to give it a second chance :rolleyes:) and didn't laugh once. The Blues Brothers is shit.


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    skippy15
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    Been on crutches for 13 weeks- in plaster for 10-:pac:
    So ye been doing it lot...nothing worse then drunk+slippy crutches+ stairs:eek:


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    Happynappy
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    welcomeinjam wrote: »
    I'm flaking on a couch right now with a laptop and blues brothers on rte 2 on the tv, it's pretty **** but I think this is as good as it's gonna get


    Never give up, Get a bit drunker and then ring one of your exes and try get a sympathy shag


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    welcomeinjam
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    el_weirdo wrote: »
    :eek:

    woah woah woah I am not saying the blues brothers movie is pretty sh*t i absolutely love the film. I meant the situation is pretty sh*t


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    El Weirdo
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    Felicity Wet Sternum wrote: »
    He's right. I've seen that film twice (tried to give it a second chance :rolleyes:) and didn't laugh once. The Blues Brothers is shit.
    But it's night time... and they're wearing shades!

    Not to mention the car chase...


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    welcomeinjam
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    skippy15 wrote: »
    Been on crutches for 13 weeks- in plaster for 10-:pac:
    So ye been doing it lot...nothing worse then drunk+slippy crutches+ stairs:eek:

    I've been finding it pretty hard to get in with girls on the crutches. Apparently girls don't like casts with a sock on the end so your toes aren't sticking out.


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    Rabies
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    Happynappy wrote: »
    Never give up, Get a bit drunker and then ring one of your exes and try get a sympathy shag

    he wouldn't have a leg to stand on


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    Senna
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    Had a broken leg a few years ago and went to the pub to watch a match, i had my foot up on a chair and every so often someone would bump into me, then apologies and buy me a drink, after it happened 3 times, my mates were egging me on to act more dramatic when ever someone bumped into me, so by the end of the night i was well drunk and hadn't spend a penny.


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    Happynappy
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    Senna wrote: »
    Had a broken leg a few years ago and went to the pub to watch a match, i had my foot up on a chair and every so often someone would bump into me, then apologies and buy me a drink, after it happened 3 times, my mates were egging me on to act more dramatic when ever someone bumped into me, so by the end of the night i was well drunk and hadn't spend a penny.

    Its good to have somone else foot the bill


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    skippy15
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    Senna wrote: »
    Had a broken leg a few years ago and went to the pub to watch a match, i had my foot up on a chair and every so often someone would bump into me, then apologies and buy me a drink, after it happened 3 times, my mates were egging me on to act more dramatic when ever someone bumped into me, so by the end of the night i was well drunk and hadn't spend a penny.

    genius why didnt I think of that- went out with work last week actually and had ppl buying me beers all night

    with women get the symapthy vote- make up a better story than what actually happened


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    Sharpshooter
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    welcomeinjam wrote: »
    So I broke my ankle.

    I'll bet you're hopping mad.


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    dr.bollocko
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    Felicity Wet Sternum wrote: »
    He's right. I've seen that film twice (tried to give it a second chance :rolleyes:) and didn't laugh once. The Blues Brothers is shit.

    That is not ok to say.
    I don't know what kind of ship you think we run around here.
    But that fucking shit is not fucking ok to fucking say.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    That is not ok to say.
    I don't know what kind of ship you think we run around here.
    But that fucking shit is not fucking ok to fucking say.

    Too bad chief. Blues Brother might have an alright soundtrack, but it's as funny as an empty room.


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    El Weirdo
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    Senna wrote: »
    Had a broken leg a few years ago and went to the pub to watch a match, i had my foot up on a chair and every so often someone would bump into me, then apologies and buy me a drink, after it happened 3 times, my mates were egging me on to act more dramatic when ever someone bumped into me, so by the end of the night i was well drunk and hadn't spend a penny.
    Man, I have to go to the jacks every ten minutes after a couple of pints...:pac:


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    Sleipnir
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    That is not ok to say.
    I don't know what kind of ship you think we run around here.
    But that fucking shit is not fucking ok to fucking say.

    +1 to that. Great movie.


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    Jay P
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    That is not ok to say.
    I don't know what kind of ship you think we run around here.
    But that fucking shit is not fucking ok to fucking say.

    All the ****s are making me cry.


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    #24
    phasers
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    I think the Blues brothers is shit also


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    Overheal
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    to be fair i didnt think too much of it either.


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