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anti jokes

smegmar · 2009-08-02 02:32:07

~~A man walks into a bar.. his alcoholism is killing him and ruining his family life ~~Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem. ~~ What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. ~~What…

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02-08-2009 3:32am

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~~A man walks into a bar..

his alcoholism is killing him and ruining his family life

~~Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?

She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

~~ What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust.

~~What did the bartender say when a priest, a boyscout, and a blonde walked in?

I can't serve the boyscout he's below the legal age limit.

~~Your momma's so fat,

she eats too much and doesn't get proper exercise.

~~Knock-knock.

Knock-knock.

Knock-knock.

Damn, I guess he's not home. I'll try back later.

~~What'd the plumber say when he lost his glasses?

"Can you help me find my glasses."

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#2 02-08-2009 7:57pm
cardio,shoot me

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theres a thread lke this, somewhere, try the searcho function, altho you have some nice ones here!

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