I never set my alarm but.....

dr. bollocko

Due to a lot of travelling because of my job I often have to get up at unusual times in the morning (any time between 3am and 6am). Anyways its happened a few times that I forgot to set my alarm yet still I woke up at the EXACT time I wanted to get up! How do I know the time while I'm asleep! Has this happened anyone else?

galwayrush

Always, no matter what day it is, i always get up when i wake up, usually to have a pee.

galwayrush

btw, the real, dr.bollocko, is going to have your ass.;)

MagicMarker

It's me, I hide under the bed and when it's time I slap you in the face with my cock. Of course I silently retreat before you realise what's just happened.

You're welcome.

InkSlinger67

Yes, the internal clock is a wonderful thing although sometimes its off by a couple of minutes. Needs more alcohol during the day to recharge methinks!

Sexy

dr. bollocko wrote: »

Due to a lot of travelling because of my job I often have to get up at unusual times in the morning (any time between 3am and 6am). Anyways its happened a few times that I forgot to set my alarm yet still I woke up at the EXACT time I wanted to get up! How do I know the time while I'm asleep! Has this happened anyone else?

The body gets used to it.

when i used to work the odd day with dad, i'd be just awake before he's come in at like 4:45am. very weird but in general, i'll always wake up when i need to..

dr. bollocko

Sexy wrote: »

The body gets used to it.

But thats my point, its always different times I get up at so its not that my body is used to getting up at a certain time each morning

TestTransmission

dr. bollocko wrote: »

But thats my point, its always different times I get up at so its not that my body is used to getting up at a certain time each morning

You're just awesome...end of discussion

nice post count.

dr. bollocko

jackncoke wrote: »

You're just awesome...end of discussion

Totally.....

Banter Joe

If what happenend to Terry. and Terry, is anything to go by watch yourself bud :pac:

davyjose

galwayrush wrote: »

btw, the real, dr.bollocko, is going to have your ass.;)

My Diagnosis: He's going to prescribe him a sharp kick in the bollockos

galwayrush

davyjose wrote: »

My Diagnosis: He's going to prescribe him a sharp kick in the bollockos

and remove his bollocko in the process............;)

Kintarō Hattori

Who is this imposter? Won't the real Doc show himself?

jumpguy

If I constantly go to bed at a certain time and get up a certain time then I'll get up. But usually I stay up far too late so it ends up being a massive battle every morning to haul my ass out of bed.


*Waits for Bollocko...*

**Timbuk2**

This is going to be good.

Holy shit, where did I put the popcorn? :pac:

ShooterSF

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

This is going to be good.

Holy shit, where did I put the popcorn? :pac:

You didn't leave it in the man getting hit by a train feedback thread by any chance?

Flecktarn

I usually set 2 alarms if I have to get up, one beside me and one on the other side of the room so if I snooze the first one I have to get up to turn off the other

Micky Dolenz

Is this the twillight zone?

mental07

If I've to get a flight I always wake up, alarm or no alarm.

**Timbuk2**

ShooterSF wrote: »

You didn't leave it in the man getting hit by a train feedback thread by any chance?

Oh for fúck sake it could be there. Do I have time to go back and get it.

Wait, nevermind. Fúckers probably ate it all or took a dump in it :mad:

Super-Rush

In Before The Bollocking

Tails

Deleted User wrote: »

nice post count.

Wow ads, your d!ck must be huge aswell.

A7X

*sits down*

I ain't leavin this soon.

dr.bollocko

Poll added.
I'm a man of the people.

Tomebagel

MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmm........

Carroller16

Joins thread after hearing of possible bollocking

Carsinian Thau

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Poll added.
I'm a man of the people.

Could you add an "all of the above" option?

Pretty please? You'll earn my respect. And a button. A shiny one.

galwayrush

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Poll added.
I'm a man of the people.

You forgot the de bollockoing of the OP.:P

dr.bollocko

Carsinian Thau wrote: »

Could you add an "all of the above" option?

Pretty please? You'll earn my respect. And a button. A shiny one.

A shiny one you say?
Hmmm....

Carsinian Thau

dr.bollocko wrote: »

A shiny one you say?
Hmmm....

The shiniest one you've ever seen.

phasers

Flecktarn wrote: »

I usually set 2 alarms if I have to get up, one beside me and one on the other side of the room so if I snooze the first one I have to get up to turn off the other

Hey stop using my avatar

*glare*

Micky Dolenz

There appears to be a tear in the space time continuum :eek:

Save me Jebus.

Adiboo

Kramer?

DonkeyStyle \o/

insert white-noise here

davyjose

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Poll added.
I'm a man of the people.

I chose the middle option. Haven't been to a good murdering in, oh ... weeks.

dsmythy

I don't get the point in permabanning him AND murdering him. The murdering will do both.

Kintarō Hattori

dsmythy wrote: »

I don't get the point in permabanning him AND murdering him. The murdering will do both.

You have keen observational skills sir.

davyjose

dsmythy wrote: »

I don't get the point in permabanning him AND murdering him. The murdering will do both.

Couldn't agree more, and what's with the pity? You can't bring pity to a murdering; it'd be like the fat girl at a school dance: a total drag.

AckwelFoley

galwayrush wrote: »

You forgot the de bollockoing of the OP.:P

i think it would be better to just remove the OP's Docterate

dr.bollocko

dsmythy wrote: »

I don't get the point in permabanning him AND murdering him. The murdering will do both.

Fair point. But what if as the last act of a doomed man the OP emails somebody his password that dr. bollocko can never die?
How do you think I got here?