Pissed Off

Super-Rush

I was coming home from work Saturday night and i really really needed to strain the spuds. I pull over at the side of the road, get out of the car and realise i can't see a feckin thing. I grab my phone and use it to light up where i intend going. I start to tinkle so i decide to put my phone back in my pocket and i drop it and proceed to...well i'm sure you can fill in the rest. I haven't left the house since and no amount of time in the hotpress or under a hair dryer will sort it out. 270 quid it cost me last november and now i'm stuck using some sort of sh1te nokia that cost me 49 euro and its as slow as fcuk.

Tell me its just a wet dream

brummytom

Boardsie shouldn't own expensive things.. they always seem to be lost/stolen/broke etc.



Is it worth claiming it on contents insurance, accidental damage or something?

My name is URL

Talk about pissing your money away

...and urinating on it is just salting the wounds =p

That_Guy

Is pissing on your phone not included in the warranty?

jumpguy

I know how you feel, I lost my sock at rugby training. You'd think it's just a sock, but they cost money, and the other one is useless without it. :mad:


:pac: :mad:

jaffa20

Do you mean "pissed on", OP

Know how you feel though. I split coffee all over my mini asus laptop the other week and it's fecked

Saibh

jaffa20 wrote: »

Do you mean "pissed on", OP

I think a bit of both - he is pissed off that he pissed on....

bronte

Have you tried kicking it?

moonflower

There's nothing wrong with the 49€ Nokias. I've had one for 4 years and I've never had a problem with it!

galwayrush

I only use cheap phones, on my 7th in just over a year, i keep breaking them at work, current one, just superglued the back on to keep it working for another while.

TPD

I'm weird about phones - almost never break or lose them, yet wouldnt trust myself with an expensive one. I think its good to only have the basics out and about with you - can spend more time focusing on other things.

Banter Joe

Some people have it worse than you, you know.

Half my biscuit just dropped into my tea.

By the time I got a spoon it was too late. It was in bits.

the_syco

Erm, why did you have to see where you were going? If you were outside, and couldn't see where you were going, chances are no-one would see you going for a slash in the opposite direction of your car...

AnonoBoy

super-rush wrote: »

I was coming home from work Saturday night and i really really needed to strain the spuds. I pull over at the side of the road, get out of the car and realise i can't see a feckin thing. I grab my phone and use it to light up where i intend going. I start to tinkle so i decide to put my phone back in my pocket and i drop it and proceed to...well i'm sure you can fill in the rest. I haven't left the house since and no amount of time in the hotpress or under a hair dryer will sort it out. 270 quid it cost me last november and now i'm stuck using some sort of sh1te nokia that cost me 49 euro and its as slow as fcuk.

Tell me its just a wet dream

Brilliant!

That's really cheered me up OP - thanks.

TheZohanS

What were you doing with spuds in your car?

Super-Rush

brummytom wrote: »

Boardsie shouldn't own expensive things.. they always seem to be lost/stolen/broke etc.



Is it worth claiming it on contents insurance, accidental damage or something?

Never insured it

My name is URL wrote: »

Talk about pissing your money away

...and urinating on it is just salting the wounds =p

I expected better from you

bronte wrote: »

Have you tried kicking it?

Yes this evening. Now the screen is cracked

the_syco wrote: »

Erm, why did you have to see where you were going? If you were outside, and couldn't see where you were going, chances are no-one would see you going for a slash in the opposite direction of your car...

hindsight is wonderful

TheZohan wrote: »

What were you doing with spuds in your car?

I have no answer to this

emeraldstar

super-rush wrote: »

I was coming home from work Saturday night and i really really needed to strain the spuds. I pull over at the side of the road, get out of the car and realise i can't see a feckin thing. I grab my phone and use it to light up where i intend going. I start to tinkle so i decide to put my phone back in my pocket and i drop it and proceed to...well i'm sure you can fill in the rest. I haven't left the house since and no amount of time in the hotpress or under a hair dryer will sort it out. 270 quid it cost me last november and now i'm stuck using some sort of sh1te nokia that cost me 49 euro and its as slow as fcuk.

Tell me its just a wet dream

You should have gone before you left work.

Super-Rush

Where were you when i needed you Saturday night?

Call Me Jimmy

probably flickin her bean...

kelle

super-rush wrote: »

Never insured it





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But would you not try to claim it on your home insurance?

Super-Rush

But i pissed on it in a gateway.

brummytom

super-rush wrote: »

But i pissed on it in a gateway.

No.. you put it on the windowsill by your toilet didn't you.. it fell in?
Insurance is only there to be fiddled

Super-Rush

I don't have home insurance.