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Performance Evaluations...

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  • 03-08-2009 10:17pm
    #1
    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭


    "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

    "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity"

    "I would not allow this employee to breed"

    "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap"

    "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet"

    "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle"

    "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them"

    "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot"

    "He's been working with glue too much"

    "He would argue with a signpost"

    "A photographic memory but with the cap over the lens"

    "A prime candidate for natural deselection"

    "Has 2 brains, one is lost, the other is out looking for it"

    "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week"

    "It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000 other sperm"

    "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"


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