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Sign of the Times!

  • 04-08-2009 12:56pm
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    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


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    Over an antique shop: "Remains to be seen."

    In a brassiere shop window: "We're the real decoy."

    At a brothel: "It's a business doing pleasure with you!"

    In a butcher shop window: "Never a bum steer."

    On a diaper service truck: "Rock a dry baby."

    On a divorce lawyer's wall: "Satisfaction guaranteed or
    your honey back."

    On a junkyard fence: "Edifice wrecks."

    At a lumberyard: "Come see, come saw."

    On a plumber's truck: "A flush beats a full house."

    Over the psychiatrist's couch: "I shrink, therefore I am."

    At Spooner's Tailor Shoppe: "It's our measure to pleat you!"

    At the tyre store: "We skid you not


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