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Nicest compliment you've been paid

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  • #102
    the_dark_side
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭the_dark_side


    that I was very attractive, was well hung and could go for hours :) (not joking)


  • #103
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    the_dark_side wrote: »
    that I was very attractive, was well hung and could go for hours :) (not joking)

    Well hung? Who says that anymore?


  • #104
    Donnelly117
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭Donnelly117


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    to leave
    m@cc@ wrote: »
    I got paid 100 euro after sex.
    Zing!


  • #105
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    *giggles* wrote: »
    Well hung? Who says that anymore?

    Not you? You've clearly been going to the wrong places. :cool:


  • #106
    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Right, worst compliment I've received! Milktwosugars doesn't acknowledge that I'm a lady :(

    :pac:


    Oh no, I just...well like....maybe thought that pikachucheeks was some sort of sexual act. Forgot about pokemon. But hello ladyfriend!!! Doth be a brilliant morning for taking a turn and perhaps some arts and crafts this afternoon.


  • #107
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Rene Greasy Zephyr wrote: »
    Not you? You've clearly been going to the wrong places. :cool:

    The fact that I'm not a man would suggest the fact that I don't go around saying "I'm well hung"


  • #108
    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    Rene Greasy Zephyr wrote: »
    Did your mother get a plaque at the hospital?

    Several...the village threw her a parade. I even had my own float. Wimeen from all over the towns made me a lovely pink baby grow...took 7 balls of wool and 21 hours.


  • #109
    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    Donnelly117 wrote: »
    Jesus you were born 5 foot nine!!! :pac:

    Eh...no....See, I really don't get sarcasm, so you do know this is probably physiologicaly impossible, for humans?


  • #110
    the_dark_side
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭the_dark_side


    I beg your pardon... I meant that I have a large shlong, John Thomas etc etc


  • #111
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    milktwosugars wrote: »
    Wimeen from all over the towns made me a lovely pink baby grow...took 7 balls of wool and 21 hours.

    I do not understand what this means.


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  • #112
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    the_dark_side wrote: »
    I beg your pardon... I meant that I have a large shlong, John Thomas etc etc

    Are you for real? Honestly? Why can't you just use the correct term for it. By saying things like that, it just proves your immaturity. Be mature and call it what it is.


  • #113
    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    I do not understand what this means.

    A particular word or the whole general thing?


  • #114
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sounds like women from around her town spent 21 hours knitting to make some clothing thing for her spawn


  • #115
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    *giggles* wrote: »
    Are you for real? Honestly? Why can't you just use the correct term for it. By saying things like that, it just proves your immaturity. Be mature and call it what it is.

    Super soaker?


  • #116
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    milktwosugars wrote: »
    Oh no, I just...well like....maybe thought that pikachucheeks was some sort of sexual act. Forgot about pokemon. But hello ladyfriend!!! Doth be a brilliant morning for taking a turn and perhaps some arts and crafts this afternoon.

    A sexual act!? :eek: I have large rosy cheeks I]on my face[/I like Pikachu :(

    Yes to the arts and crafts!
    the_dark_side wrote: »
    I beg your pardon... I meant that I have a large shlong, John Thomas etc etc

    Tinkywinky :D


  • #117
    chats
    Registered Users Posts: 72 ✭✭chats


    That_Guy wrote: »
    And at what point did you wake up. ;)

    no genuinely this happened...hard to believe i know! something tells me she was telling the truth...bit of a character that one:p


  • #118
    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Sounds like women from around her town spent 21 hours knitting to make some clothing thing for her spawn

    Bang goes the nail...but I was born normal like...feck this sarcasm lark anyways.


  • #119
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    milktwosugars wrote: »
    A particular word or the whole general thing?

    I'm gonna be honest witcha milkey - do you mind if I call you milkey? Milkey, the whole thing is completely bewildering to me imo.


  • #120
    the_dark_side
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭the_dark_side


    *giggles* wrote: »
    Are you for real? Honestly? Why can't you just use the correct term for it. By saying things like that, it just proves your immaturity. Be mature and call it what it is.

    Giving 'it' its technical term, is clinical and scientific... I am not a German... Pen is mightier then the sword


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  • #121
    Fugly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Fugly


    .took 7 balls of wool and 21 hours.

    Lies!, it would take way more than 7 balls, she's not being sincere!!:eek:


  • #122
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Super soaker?

    Just "small" I'd say.


  • #123
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Rene Greasy Zephyr wrote: »
    Just "small" I'd say.

    That's unfortunate for you, this thread must be making you more and more depressed. :pac:


  • #124
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Rene Greasy Zephyr wrote: »
    Just "small" I'd say.

    I'd say insignificant;)


  • #125
    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    I'm gonna be honest witcha milkey - do you mind if I call you milkey? Milkey, the whole thing doesn't make sense in the brain, for me imo.

    Ok, sure, milkey is a nice name.

    I was laughing saying that I'm tall, 5'9'' and joked that I came out that height. It's cause I grew so fast like.
    Then I said that mammy was thrown a parade, for her 5'9'' baby ya see. I was on a float in a pink babygro (its those one piece suits that babies wear) that took....go on...you get it now...7 balls of wool to knit...

    So....now..there you have it...that was my terrible joke that amused me and confused everyone else.


  • #126
    Fugly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Fugly


    *giggles* wrote: »
    I'd say insignificant;)


    So you've seen it?:P


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  • #127
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    To get back on topic, [I know, what the hell am I doing, nothing in AH stays on topic!] this DJ in Cork gave me his black knock-off stetson hat on Saturday night, which he wore while playing his worst-of-the-90's set, because I was "really beautiful"

    Laughed so hard when I woke up and found it in my bag the next day!
    :D


  • #128
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Fugly wrote: »
    So you've seen it?:P

    Under a very powerful microscope. I think. It could have been a bit of dust, mind;)


  • #129
    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    To get back on topic, [I know, what the hell am I doing, nothing in AH stays on topic!] this DJ in Cork gave me his black knock-off stetson hat on Saturday night, which he wore while playing his worst-of-the-90's set, because I was "really beautiful"

    Laughed so hard when I woke up and found it in my bag the next day!
    :D

    Well, that was kind of sweet of him.... Isn't it nice when boyo's are nice on a night out. On saturday someone told me I look like Rachel Bilson...it's only cause I dress like a hippy, but it was nice cause I really like her.


  • #130
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Dj's are such Aholes


  • #131
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    That's unfortunate for you, this thread must be making you more and more depressed. :pac:

    Meh, used to it by now. :(


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  • #132
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I think everyone in this thread is the most beautiful, amazing person I've ever met
    :D


  • #133
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Have you been drinking??


  • #134
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    *Wipes away tear*
    sniff, that is the the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me


  • #135
    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    I think everyone in this thread is the most beautiful, amazing person I've ever met
    :D

    awwwwwwwww

    girlie moment!!!

    [milktwosugars squeals, jumps up and down, wriggles toes whilst remaining sincere]


  • #136
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    super-rush wrote: »
    Have you been drinking??

    A toxic combination of AH favourites ; Vanilla Coke, Pear Bulmers and Rohypnol :pac:
    *giggles* wrote: »
    *Wipes away tear*
    sniff, that is the the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

    Yay, you finally like me! :D


  • #137
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Gentlemen, it's been a privilege playing with you tonight *commences playing church song from 'Titanic'*


  • #138
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    *giggles* wrote: »
    Gentlemen, it's been a privilege playing with you tonight *commences playing church song from 'Titanic'*

    THERE WASN'T A CHURCH ON THE TITANIC!


    /inexplicable outrage


  • #139
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    A toxic combination of AH favourites ; Vanilla Coke, Pear Bulmers and Rohypnol :pac:

    Roofies FTW
    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Yay, you finally like me! :D

    As long as there are no further questions, yes I do :D


  • #140
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    A toxic combination of AH favourites ; Vanilla Coke, Pear Bulmers and Rohypnol :pac:

    Are you busy Sat night????;)


  • #141
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    super-rush wrote: »
    Are you busy Sat night????;)

    Listen Buster, you never paid me for the last time, so no, no I'm not! :mad:


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  • #142
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Listen Buster, you never paid me for the last time, so no, no I'm not! :mad:

    That's what the hat was for.


  • #143
    MyStubbleItches
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭MyStubbleItches


    Can someone tell this newbie what FTW means? Please and thanks.


  • #144
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    MyStubbleItches wrote: »
    Can someone tell this newbie what FTW means? Please and thanks.

    *tuts*, it means for the win, like if something is really, really, really, really, really cool, it's FTW


  • #145
    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    MyStubbleItches wrote: »
    Can someone tell this newbie what FTW means? Please and thanks.

    I googled, forth entry says..Forschungszentrum Telekommunikation Wien. It's like a treasure hunt!!! Isn't it exciting!!!


    Just read the post above me...that's spoilt things..


  • #146
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Why can't you just use Urbandictionary?


  • #147
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    MyStubbleItches wrote: »
    Can someone tell this newbie what FTW means? Please and thanks.

    Forgot That Word.

    Since you're here, what's been the nicest compliment you've received?


  • #148
    MyStubbleItches
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭MyStubbleItches


    *giggles* wrote: »
    *tuts*, it means for the win, like if something is really, really, really, really, really cool, it's FTW

    Ok, I'm sure I'll understand it given time. Thanks.


  • #149
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Listen Buster, you never paid me for the last time, so no, no I'm not! :mad:

    That was only a test drive. You gotta try before you buy.


  • #150
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Someone once thanked me.

    That's it.


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  • #151
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    MyStubbleItches wrote: »
    Ok, I'm sure I'll understand it given time. Thanks.

    It's simple. If you like something, it can be "for the win"

    ie. rohypnol getting me action is FTW, as super-rush might say! :pac:


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