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Your Dream Day?

  • 05-08-2009 1:31am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,209 ✭✭✭


    Just curious but what would your dream day be?
    It can be anything from the moment you wake up eg,
    something you always wanted to do to your dream date to what you want to eat, basically anything.

    Mine would be to wake up to a nice bird ;), send her home happy :P
    Before she goes hm happy i'll get her to make a nice fry with the whole works (pudding, rashers, sausages, eggs beans everything) :)

    Go for a cruise around in my new flashy orange Lambo Gallardo :cool:

    Then head off to score the winning goal in the champo league for Arsenal against Spurs :P
    With Cashley Cole mysteriously breaking his leg and having to retire :)

    Then coming home to Dublin to see a parade of Arsenal fans chanting my name :rolleyes:
    having a couple of drinks and partying hard celebrating that I had made Arsenal (finally) kings of Europe ;)

    So tell me, what would your dream day be? :pac:


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    For my phone not to ring once during the day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    The day all posters use paragraphs so we can read their posts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Heading off to the States or Canada to see Rush when they do their next tour.:cool:


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I don't know about my dream day but it would definitely start off with me waking up realising I'm late for work. Only to realise a second or two later that it was my day off. The rest of the day would probably consist of a big fry up and blowjobs or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Heading off to the States or Canada to see Rush when they do their next tour.:cool:

    We should tour together. My singing suck though


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    The day Newcastle win something will be the happiest day of my life. Until then I'll wallow in misery and post in AH.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Waking up at 9, not feeling tired at all.
    There are perfect cloths, just there, in my closet, and I get dressed.
    I go downstairs and get a phonecall. I have won the lotto.
    Just then, I get another call. It's 3 extremely gorgeous and rich women looking for "a good time". I'll be picked up in their private helicopter.
    I join the mile high club in the helicopter.
    Getting all their numbers, I arrive home. I buy a mansion with my lotto money, and buy a private plane, 2 BMW's, a Ferrari and a Jaguar.
    I drive both cars for the rest of the day.
    I go on boards on my new laptop to find I've been made an administrator.
    I taunt all prisoners, randomly ban people for silly reasons, delete some mods and putting down the reason as "I don't like the way you dot your i's".
    I log off, leaving boards in disarray.
    Drive back to the mansion to find there's a massive party, party all night and roll on the good times.
    Go to bed in my massive king sized bed...with 5 other women.

    In sports: In rugby Munster will beat Leinster, then the All Blacks, in Gaelic Football Limerick will become all-Ireland champions, beating Dublin in the final 5-31 to 0-4


    Compare that to my day in the other thread, and you'll see how broad my imagination is...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    This, it's like winning the lottery..:D
    Just arrived in my e mail, i may never have to work again.:D


    Dearest,

    I am Mr. Jones Henry, writing to inform you of our desire to invest in your country on behalf of Princess Haya Sheikh of Saudi Arabia.
    Considering her very strategic and influential position, she hopes that the transaction is strictly confidential as possible. Also, want to disclose her identity at least for now, until the completion of the transaction.

    Hence our desire to have you as our agent abroad to protect and invest her funds in a profitable business.

    I have therefore been directed to investigate whether you would agree to act as a foreign agent in order to update this transaction.
    If you can handle this, then you can come back to me via email.


    Regards.
    Mr. Jones Henry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭ToTheSea:


    My dream day is already a reality http://www.steakandbjday.com/ :cool:


    Best day EVER


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ToTheSea: wrote: »
    My dream day is already a reality http://www.steakandbjday.com/ :cool:


    Best day EVER

    I prefer my veggie version. BJ & BJ day.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 714 ✭✭✭Smyth


    super-rush wrote: »
    For my phone not to ring once during the day.

    Turning it off would help in that situation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    For limerick to whoop kilkennys ass in the hurling. :D
    And afterwards just lie back on the couch with a tub of ben and jerrys and chillax without a care in the world :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    I wouldn't wake up. Jesus, that sounds terribly morbid! I just meant I'd like a nice sleep, an all day sleep. That'd be perfect 'cause my dream day would only ever happen in my fcuking dreams.

    I would still be in New York, check my bank account and find it miraculously full of $$$$$. I wouldn't get sun burn this time and following that, I would not be rained on while wearing a white top (with no bra :() whilst standing on the street trying to get a taxi. Mmmm, perfection.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    The day I get to meet Enniscorthy and hear his REAL laugh.

    A Boards exclusive! :pac:

    Being serious ; lie in, shopping, thai food, cocktails and other predictable girly rubbish! :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭RandomIrl


    getting into college, the course i want. would make my year......possible life, but im young...so i wouldnt go that far....lots more days tocome


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭Dankoozy


    i'd wake up to find myself in the middle of the jungle with nothing more than the clothes i was wearing the day before, a chainsaw and maybe a satellite phone

    twould be more interesting than just being given a load of cash anyway...

    actually no the chainsaw would be just annoying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    The day I get to meet Enniscorthy and hear his REAL laugh.

    A Boards exclusive! :pac:

    Being serious ; lie in, shopping, thai food, cocktails and other predictable girly rubbish! :P
    I thought Enniscorthy wasn't real? Isn't he just an AI the Chinese are testing? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    I think enniscorthy might be The Joker!
    not quite as funny as he once was..
    see the start!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    SV wrote: »
    I think enniscorthy might be The Joker!
    not quite as funny as he once was..
    see the start!

    Snigger


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭dimejinky99


    Next monday..seeing Pearl Jam in the tiny Shepherds Bush Empire in London & then going to see them at four huge gigs in Europe, finishing up in the O2 in London..the Shepherds bush gig is gonna be amazing though. That's a dream come true to see them in a small venue.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    jumpguy wrote: »
    I thought Enniscorthy wasn't real? Isn't he just an AI the Chinese are testing? :confused:

    Ah, he must be real! He posted a photo of himself in tLL :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Mine would be to wake up with the love of my life.
    Have sex until we can't move.
    Recover.
    Eat something.
    Go to a beach...have ice-cream/ beer/chipper chips.
    Look at the ocean.
    Go for dinner somewhere candlelit.
    Go home.
    Have sex until we can't move.
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Ah, he must be real! He posted a photo of himself in tLL :D
    Don't bother not posting a link and make life easier for me. :(



    Fine, I'll check myself.

    EDIT: He's real!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    Win a sh1t load of money.
    Tell no one initially. Just go buy them all mad stuff. Car's and all. Not silly, but whatever they need. Watching their reactions.
    KFC with the girlfriend.
    Bed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Redzer7 wrote: »

    Mine would be to wake up to a nice bird ;),

    send her home happy :P

    have a nice fry with the whole works (pudding, rashers, sausages, eggs beans everything) :)

    Don't send her home until she's made the fry, ffs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 579 ✭✭✭spoofilyj


    Wake up back in my own bed in Ireland (not in a hotel room in Abu-Dhabi which has been happening for the last 4 months)
    The day is one of those crisp hazy but soon to be sunny Irish summer days.
    Have a nice fry, fresh crunchy bread and a nice cup of tea.
    Strap the kayaks to the car and pack the boot,
    Collect the lads and head off to Nohoval or Kinsale for a mornings kayaking/Cliff diving.
    On the way back stop at a local shop for 99's/ Brunches and come Ice cold Coke.
    Head back home have a shower, a cup of tea and head out to the pub/house for cool beers in the garden and chats with friends.
    Nice dinner more beer and chats and possibly meet some nice girls and who knows.
    Then off to bed after a fulfilling day...
    I'm back on Ireland on Friday and am really hoping my Saturday will turn out like this!!!:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    jumpguy wrote: »
    Don't bother not posting a link and make life easier for me. :(



    Fine, I'll check myself.

    EDIT: He's real!

    I apologise. Here's what Enniscorthy D.E.F.O looks like.

    Hahahehehehohoho!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    super-rush wrote: »
    For my phone not to ring once during the day.

    Switch it off?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    bronte wrote: »
    Mine would be to wake up with the love of my life.
    Have sex until we can't move.
    Recover.
    Eat something.
    Go to a beach...have ice-cream/ beer/chipper chips.
    Look at the ocean.
    Go for dinner somewhere candlelit.
    Go home.
    Have sex until we can't move.
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :)

    Mine would be pretty similar but would involve more beer, less candlelight and actually swimming rather than just looking at the ocean.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    bronte wrote: »
    Mine would be to wake up with the love of my life.
    Have sex until we can't move.
    Recover.
    Eat something.
    Go to a beach...have ice-cream/ beer/chipper chips.
    Look at the ocean.
    Go for dinner somewhere candlelit.
    Go home.
    Have sex until we can't move.
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :)

    Missus, you're not Stephen Hawking's ex-wife, are you!? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I prefer my veggie version. BJ & BJ day.

    Needs more meat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭jebuz


    What the hell are you doing having a fry up before a champions league final, what kind of preparation do you call that, bloody shambles!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    The-Rigger wrote:
    Needs more meat.

    But I have all the meat the ladies need. /notes on calendar


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,209 ✭✭✭Redzer7


    jebuz wrote: »
    What the hell are you doing having a fry up before a champions league final, what kind of preparation do you call that, bloody shambles!
    Mate it's spurs, you don't need any preparation :P.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭jebuz


    Redzer7 wrote: »
    Mate it's spurs, you don't need any preparation :P.

    But....you're Arsenal....:confused:

    see what I did there!! D.E.F.O MATE!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,209 ✭✭✭Redzer7


    jebuz wrote: »
    But....you're Arsenal....:confused:

    see what I did there!! D.E.F.O MATE!
    In my day Arsenal are the most sucessful team in the world ;),
    Get your own day :P.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Novella wrote: »
    I would still be in New York, check my bank account and find it miraculously full of $$$$$. I wouldn't get sun burn this time and following that, I would not be rained on while wearing a white top (with no bra :() whilst standing on the street trying to get a taxi. Mmmm, perfection.

    Pics or GTFO;):D

    My dream day:
    Wake up at 11, not feeling tired.
    Ride the hole off some finer for a while.
    Get her to make me breakfast, or pop down to Centra and get me a chicken fillet roll.
    Look at the lotto numbers on tele-text and find out that I won it.
    Meet all the Man United players and kick around with them before a match.
    Sit in the Stretford End when United play Liverpool in the Champions League semi-final 2nd leg.
    Giggs score the winner with a peach of a free-kick into the Stretford End goals.
    Go out on the piss with me mates after it.
    :D


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