A bit of a laugh - poem sent by a mate

Will · 05-08-2009 5:36pm #1

Got sent this by a friend and I'm in stitches laughing. Figured I would share;

Oh thank you Maura Harrington,
for the money we will gain,
you really are a saviour with your "Shell to sea" campaign,
please don't stop the protests,
we really need the bucks,
just keep the crustys coming,
those useless smelly fúcks

This recession is quite worrying,
our wages have been hit,
but you have made the difference,
you scrawny piece of sh¡t

Free tea we have been drinking,
the weather has been smashing,
our sun-tans are topped up now,
few hippies got a thrashing

t'was a mighty get together,
the craic and beer was good,
looking forward to the next time
you'll have us round the 'hood,

So remember little Maura
you really must not fret
the mule is always willing
for the money he will get,

now keep the bullsh¡t going,
sink another boat,
it really doesn't matter,
you still look like a goat

go on now Mrs Harrington
what will be will be
keep the auld flag flying and remember
"SHELL TO SEA"