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Two guys on a drive

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  • 06-08-2009 10:02pm
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    pebbles21
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    2 dyslexics going for a drive. One asks the other one 'can you smell petrol?' The other one replies 'don't take the piss mate, I can't even smell my own name!'


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    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    V-good.

    I heard it before as:

    Two dyslexics sitting in a room. One says "Can you smell gas?"
    The other says "No I can't even spell my own name"


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    The Big Red Button
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    See this is why we need an "anti-thanks" button ... :rolleyes:


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    dilallio
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    I hope to God that Brad and Angelina's daughter, Shiloh Pitt, isn't dyslexic.


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    Homer
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    Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick c*nt".

    It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.


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    The Big Red Button
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    pebbles21 wrote: »
    2 dyslexics going for a drive. One asks the other one 'can you smell petrol?' The other one replies 'don't take the piss mate, I can't even smell my own name!'

    Just to check - you do realise that, generally, people who have dyslexia don't have any problems with their hearing or aural comprehension? See that's what makes this joke totally senseless and not funny.


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    Grudaire
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    Would ya be happy if the joke was:

    2 deaf dyslexics going for a drive. One writes 'can you smell petrol?' on a piece of paper and show's the other. The other one writes 'don't take the piss mate, I can't even smell my own name!' :pac:


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    The Big Red Button
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    Much better!


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    pebbles21
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    chatterpillar wrote: »
    Just to check - you do realise that, generally, people who have dyslexia don't have any problems with their hearing or aural comprehension? See that's what makes this joke totally senseless and not funny.

    Theres always one :rolleyes:


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