Are all women insane?

Claregirl

There's only two things wrong with men!

Everything they say!

Everything they do!


:D:D:D:D:D

Tar.Aldarion

K4t wrote: »

Women care about stuff. Men don't. Then we get pissed off when the women want us to care about stuff.

It's simple really, lads.

Man:'Fine I'll do the washing'
Woman:'I want you to want to do the washing without asking'
Man: 'why would I want to do the washing?'
Woman: *tantrum*
man: *ffs*

veryangryman

Ollchailin wrote: »

God yes we are absolutely mental. But we're also often easily pleased, like with a hug or a cup of tea or a night in instead of a night out in the pub with "the boys". So at least that's something.

Men pleased easier. What makes us happy? Food sex and peace. 2/3 of these are easily provided with minimum effort.

midlandsmissus

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Man:'Fine I'll do the washing'
Woman:'I want you to want to do the washing without asking'
Man: 'why would I want to do the washing?'
Woman: *tantrum*
man: *ffs*

From a woman's point of view:

Woman has done washing for the last five times,man sits with feet up on couch.
Woman: Will you please do the next load of washing, I'm tired of doing it
Man: Yeah yeah Stop nagging
(Five hours later)
Woman: Will you put that load of washing on?
Man: FFS stop nagging me! I'm at a crucial spot in (insert x box game here)
(Five hours later)
Woman: Will you put that washing on!!
Man: Fine!!! I'll do the washing!
Woman: I shouldn't have to keep asking you! I want you to do it without asking!
Man: FFS why would I WANT to do the washing!?

Goes to pub and complains about irrational nagging women who never give him a moments peace.

The end.

Snowie

midlandsmissus wrote: »

From a woman's point of view:

Woman has done washing for the last five times,man sits with feet up on couch.
Woman: Will you please do the next load of washing, I'm tired of doing it
Man: Yeah yeah Stop nagging
(Five hours later)
Woman: Will you put that load of washing on?
Man: FFS stop nagging me! I'm at a crucial spot in (insert x box game here)
(Five hours later)
Woman: Will you put that washing on!!
Man: Fine!!! I'll do the washing!
Woman: I shouldn't have to keep asking you! I want you to do it without asking!
Man: FFS why would I WANT to do the washing!?

Goes to pub and complains about irrational nagging women who never give him a moments peace.

The end.

there is a flaw in your theory


feck the excuse's

you just need one

In a Minute

Tar.Aldarion

I'll reply coherently to her in a minute, I just at a crucial part of another post.

The Volt

Insane? No. They know well what they do and say. They never lose arguements based on the fact that if they're losing they can pull up things that happened six centuries ago and use them against you.

honey79

yep im crazy

Latchy

Please dont hit me Hon ,I swear I'll do those dishs and tidy up , just .....just .....dont hit me again .

Sea Sharp

short answer: yes.

Pathological and crazy like.
Life Lesson: Honesty doesn't work with women.

Maddison

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

there is a flaw in your theory


feck the excuse's

you just need one

In a Minute

I HATE THAT ONE!!!!In a minute...like wtf...does that mean in exactly 60 seconds your gonna get up off your ass & do something NOOOOOOO of course not, Ill still be waiting in an hour for you to even lift a toe.:mad:
And if we even mutter something your accusing us of nagging...JAYSUS!!!!


I apologise...am hormonal & like a bull

antodeco

A mans minute = 5 minutes (after 2 lots of nagging)

A womans minute = 5 hours

Maddison

Bull anto-deco....a mans minute is 5 hours...unless he's in the sack...cause then If he says a minute It only actually means 30 seconds

MizzLolly

Would people ever **** off posting /thread after one word answers.


Yeah some women are insane alright, that chivalry thread made me cringe.

nicegirl

Yep they are all insane. Apart from me, and some of my sane friends that are girls, thank God.

Snowie

Maddison wrote: »

I HATE THAT ONE!!!!In a minute...like wtf...does that mean in exactly 60 seconds your gonna get up off your ass & do something NOOOOOOO of course not, Ill still be waiting in an hour for you to even lift a toe.:mad:
And if we even mutter something your accusing us of nagging...JAYSUS!!!!


I apologise...am hormonal & like a bull

I'd love to be able to use "hormonal" as an excuse :P

MIN2511

antodeco wrote: »

A mans minute = 5 minutes (after 2 lots of nagging)

A womans minute = 5 hours

hahaha... lmao
very true!

Maddison wrote: »

Bull anto-deco....a mans minute is 5 hours...unless he's in the sack...cause then If he says a minute It only actually means 30 seconds

30seconds:eek::eek:
Only messing dear... i got ya back :P

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I'd love to be able to use "hormonal" as an excuse :P

Wouldn't you?


I hate the word "hormonal" as well, we women MILK it!:(


OP, bottom line is put her in a corner and give her a real "seeing" to :P
argument over!:D

Snowie

MIN2511 wrote: »

Wouldn't you?


I hate the word "hormonal" as well, we women MILK it!:(


OP, bottom line is put her in a corner and give her a real "seeing" to :P
argument over!:D

It doesnt have the same ring as when a bloke says it actuly it sounds awfull :pac:

I like your thinking angry making up sex ftw

MIN2511

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

It doesnt have the same ring as when a bloke says it actuly it sounds awfull :pac:

Sexism!:D

Snowie

MIN2511 wrote: »

Sexism!:D

No, it just makes any bloke sound like a fvckin meet gate. :pac:

Dr Kamikazi

Actually, we talked it over and it turns out it was my fault all along!
Well, that's what we agreed on in the end. Quite how we arrived at that conclusion, I don't know.
But it seemed to sound perfectly logical at the time.
I'm confused now...

stateofflux

Maddison wrote: »

Bull anto-deco....a mans minute is 5 hours...unless he's in the sack...cause then If he says a minute It only actually means 30 seconds

lol .....quote of the week

Carsinian Thau

Dr Kamikazi wrote: »

Quite how we arrived at that conclusion, I don't know.
But it seemed to sound perfectly logical at the time.
I'm confused now...

You'll get used to it.

The important thing is that you survived. And what doesn't kill you... makes you weaker so that the next thing probably will.

Mrmoe

Dr Kamikazi wrote: »

Why do women have orgasms?

Women have orgasms now?:eek:

pebbles21

I asked the wife was there something wrong as she was very quite( and had that face on her)today

Apparently she hasnt been talking to me since last wednesday ,fcuked if i know why

In All Fairness

phasers wrote: »

I'm already on my way for eating a donkey

Am I late? Have all the good punchlines been taken?

senordingdong

No they're not insane.

They're just stupid. What with their inferior brains.

allabouteve

midlandsmissus wrote: »

From a woman's point of view:

Woman has done washing for the last five times,man sits with feet up on couch.
Woman: Will you please do the next load of washing, I'm tired of doing it
Man: Yeah yeah Stop nagging
(Five hours later)
Woman: Will you put that load of washing on?
Man: FFS stop nagging me! I'm at a crucial spot in (insert x box game here)
(Five hours later)
Woman: Will you put that washing on!!
Man: Fine!!! I'll do the washing!
Woman: I shouldn't have to keep asking you! I want you to do it without asking!
Man: FFS why would I WANT to do the washing!?

Goes to pub and complains about irrational nagging women who never give him a moments peace.

The end.

And women nag, but men forcefully reiterate a point.

Snowie

Mrmoe wrote: »

Women have orgasms now?:eek:

GOD no its an urban legend!!!

pikachucheeks

Mrmoe wrote: »

Women have orgasms now?:eek:

Since the invention of sex toys, yes :P

Gummy Panda

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Since the invention of sex toys, yes :P

Lies!

They're enjoying the relief of peeing... well that would explain the wet patches

Dr Kamikazi

Mrmoe wrote: »

Women have orgasms now?:eek:

Oooh, you're going to hell!

bronte

Mrmoe wrote: »

Women have orgasms now?:eek:

Multiple ones.

Dudess

Dr Kamikazi wrote: »

Women never reveal the full extend of their insanity till you move in with them.

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Yes, I believe they may be. While I love the lady she is driving me nuts. It's really irritating.

Each of you lives with one woman who has proven herself to have unreasonable tendencies which were not apparent before you moved in together, therefore all women are insane.

Case closed.

wudangclan

*i couldn't find the aretha version

shanemort

YES they are all insane!!!! All of them!!!!!!

Dr Kamikazi

Course I fully understand that most blokes are totally whacked too.
I personally don't suffer from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

Dr Kamikazi

Well, we've worked out our differences.
I had to admit I was 100% at fault, she is totally right.
In future I am to follow orders, not just carry them out, but carry them out to the exact specifications that she has laid down, exactly when she says, subject to final inspection and under close supervision.
I am also not to speak unless spoken to and answer in short, precise sentences that exactly answer her question and not to include any personal information, opinion, gossip or points of view contrary to her own.
I will be, of course, subject to close scrutiny and frequent audits, to see if we're "still compatible".
As long as I do that, bow down, avoid eye contact and say "Yes, Dear" periodically, we should get on fabulously.
Also useful are the phrases:
"Of course you're right, I was totally wrong, as usual, how could I've been so stupid"
"No, we shouldn't visit my parents, since you hate them, we'll just go to their 51st wedding anniversary"
"How much do you want dear?"
"But of course that's no problem (while secretly planning next bank robbery)"
"You are right, my friends ARE a bunch of buffoons and morons, I will have nothing more to do with them"
"No I wasn't watching this, it's only my favourite show on the planet, we can watch desperate housewives instead"
"Yes, I'll slow down (while going 50 on motorway)"
"Of course you should tell me what clothes to buy"
"No, I'll never touch beer again"
"Of course I'll help you redecorate this weekend rather than going to the match"

See, easy!

Abi

Dr Kamikazi wrote: »

Well, we've worked out our differences.
I had to admit I was 100% at fault, she is totally right.
In future I am to follow orders, not just carry them out, but carry them out to the exact specifications that she has laid down, exactly when she says, subject to final inspection and under close supervision.
I am also not to speak unless spoken to and answer in short, precise sentences that exactly answer her question and not to include any personal information, opinion, gossip or points of view contrary to her own.
I will be, of course, subject to close scrutiny and frequent audits, to see if we're "still compatible".
As long as I do that, bow down, avoid eye contact and say "Yes, Dear" periodically, we should get on fabulously.
Also useful are the phrases:
"Of course you're right, I was totally wrong, as usual, how could I've been so stupid"
"No, we shouldn't visit my parents, since you hate them, we'll just go to their 51st wedding anniversary"
"How much do you want dear?"
"But of course that's no problem (while secretly planning next bank robbery)"
"You are right, my friends ARE a bunch of buffoons and morons, I will have nothing more to do with them"
"No I wasn't watching this, it's only my favourite show on the planet, we can watch desperate housewives instead"
"Yes, I'll slow down (while going 50 on motorway)"
"Of course you should tell me what clothes to buy"
"No, I'll never touch beer again"
"Of course I'll help you redecorate this weekend rather than going to the match"

See, easy!

Did you have a three way with her sister and mother?! Seriously, fess up. What did you do?? =/


Oh... and another thing. How long are you with her, and how long into the relationship did the crazy decide to join the party?

Trail_Blazer

No, only 99% of them are.

silvine

They're bloody bonkers

orourkeda

Absolutely nuts.

Nevyn

Yes all of them, the same was all men are all sex craved loons who'd rape anyone if they could get away with it.

Knee Grow Plz

Thaedydal wrote: »

Yes all of them, the same was all men are all sex craved loons who'd rape anyone if they could get away with it.

^^^^^^^^

dresden8

It's from the latin

"Menstruatum, Insanitatum"

tara666

i know and isnt it so cool :cool:

DenMan

Dr Kamikazi wrote: »

Women never reveal the full extend of their insanity till you move in with them.

That's a good fcukin question? I have managed to fall out and be best pals again with my two best friends (both female) in the space of two days. All is good now so I'm happy. If you'd asked me that yesterday I was pretty depressed.....now my head is light!!!

Rented Mule

Ok ....this thread is seven pages long already, but I am going to explain it the way I have to my two boys.

All women are crazy ....you just have to find one that's your kind of crazy.

stepbar

The Volt

Original stance of most women is that they always go for the assholes. Eventually they just complain how there's no good men left. Logic that defies me