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Alternate Nursery Rhymes

beertons · 2009-08-08 10:28:48

Mary Mary quite contrary, how does you garden grow? I live in a flat, you silly old twat, how the hell would I know. Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white and whispy. Along came foot and mouth disease, now it's black and crispy. Little Miss muffet wanked down on a tuffet with a dildo the size of her arm. Along came…

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08-08-2009 11:28am

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Mary Mary quite contrary, how does you garden grow?
I live in a flat, you silly old twat, how the hell would I know.

Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white and whispy. Along came foot and mouth disease, now it's black and crispy.

Little Miss muffet wanked down on a tuffet with a dildo the size of her arm. Along came a *******, who's cock was much bigger and did her some permanent harm.

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