Wheres Javaboy?

Kiera

Java's dead?

Rabies

Kiera wrote: »

Java's dead?

Ya, but easter will be around soom

brummytom

Kiera wrote: »

Java's dead?

The whole island?

phasers

I'm craving coffee now, and I've none in the house.

shyte, feck javaboy and his stupid name

Kiera

Rabies wrote: »

Ya, but easter will be around soom

What's a soom?

Rabies

Kiera wrote: »

What's a soom?

The grieving time. It will pass soon

Kiera

brummytom wrote: »

The whole island?

Nah i think just to coffee drinkers. Like that phasers dude.

brummytom

Kiera wrote: »

Nah i think just to coffee drinkers. Like that phasers dude.

Ah those coffee freaks. Phasers? That bloke named after those weapons from Star Trek?

Kiera

brummytom wrote: »

Ah those coffee freaks. Phasers? That bloke named after those weapons from Star Trek?

I'm not sure, i thought he was named after adult nappies?

brummytom

Kiera wrote: »

I'm not sure, i thought he was named after adult nappies?

Oh I thought that was 'IkkyPoo'

Kiera

brummytom wrote: »

Oh I thought that was 'IkkyPoo'

Oh! Yes you're right. Phasers is named after impotence pills.

dr.bollocko

Kiera wrote: »

Oh! Yes you're right. Phasers is named after impotence pills.

I don't think so.
And I should know.

phasers

I heard he was named after his grandfather, auld Phasers McGee

brummytom

Kiera wrote: »

Oh! Yes you're right. Phasers is named after impotence pills.

Ah that would explain it. I heard he can't get it up at all.



(I was called impotent by my maths teacher... bitch)

Michellenman

phasers wrote: »

I'm craving coffee now, and I've none in the house.

shyte, feck javaboy and his stupid name

It'll pass. Probably just a phase.

Rabies

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I don't think so.
And I should know.

pew pew

brummytom

Javaboy will be upset when he reads this.

Starts off asking where he is, gradually ranging from death to incontinence to impotence. Poor Java

dr.bollocko

Rabies wrote: »

pew pew

I've listened to total eclipse of the heart like 25 times in a row and it still doesn't encompass the sadness.
There are safety razors there on the sink and no shaving oil to hand.
At least something like 23 anadin in the medicine press. And a shitload of immodium. I'll make it till the end of the night. But it won't be pretty. Where's my make-up purse.
Forever's gonna start tonight.

brummytom

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I've listened to total eclipse of the heart like 25 times in a row and it still doesn't encompass the sadness.
There are safety razors there on the sink and no shaving oil to hand.
At least something like 23 anadin in the medicine press. And a shitload of immodium. I'll make it till the end of the night. But it won't be pretty. Where's my make-up purse.
Forever's gonna start tonight.

Heard that song live... that woman's a fúcking nutter

phasers

I met him in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-cola
C-o-l-a cola
He walked up to me and he asked me to dance
I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice he said Java
J-a-v-a Java Ja-Ja-Ja-Ja Java

brummytom

Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing
Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing

It's not a cup of coffee but it's hot as can be
Came pourin' through the Gates on a "Big Mac" Nealy
Singin', Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing

dr.bollocko

phasers wrote: »

I met him in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-cola
C-o-l-a cola
He walked up to me and he asked me to dance
I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice he said Java
J-a-v-a Java Ja-Ja-Ja-Ja Java

That's beautiful dude.

If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; javaboy.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; javaboy.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; javaboy.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; javaboy.
When your day is done and you wanna run; javaboy.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; javaboy

phasers

Javaboy is not my lover
He's just a guy who thinks that I am the one
But te kid is not my son

brummytom

Like to tell ya about this mod
You know he comes around
He's about five feet four
From his head to the ground

You know he comes online here
At just about midnight
He make ya feel so good, Lord
He makes ya feel all right

And his name is J-A-V-A
J-A-V-A
J-A-V-A-boy
I'm gonna shout it all night, Java
I'm gonna shout it everyday, Java
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

dr.bollocko

brummytom wrote: »

Like to tell ya about this mod
You know he comes around
He's about five feet four
From his head to the ground

You know he comes online here
At just about midnight
He make ya feel so good, Lord
He makes ya feel all right

And his name is J-A-V-A
J-A-V-A
J-A-V-A-boy
I'm gonna shout it all night, Java
I'm gonna shout it everyday, Java
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

You ruined it man.
He hates that song.
:mad:

brummytom

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You ruined it man.
He hates that song.
:mad:

Why would he care? He's dead

Kiera

Come back to us javaboy

phasers

I think Javaboy is amongst us. If he is he should be banned immediately for having multiple accounts.

I'm watching you, Tom.

brummytom

phasers wrote: »

I think Javaboy is amongst us. If he is he should be banned immediately for having multiple accounts.

I'm watching you, Tom.

*wipes mouth* Java? No, just tea...


Doesn't he talk in Gaelic on here sometimes? I'm sure he wouldn't pretend to be an English lad.

Kiera

phasers wrote: »

I think Javaboy is amongst us. If he is he should be banned immediately for having multiple accounts.

I'm watching you, Tom.

Nah defo not him. Tom is funny.

phasers

brummytom wrote: »

*wipes mouth* Java? No, just tea...


Doesn't he talk in Gaelic on here sometimes? I'm sure he wouldn't pretend to be an English lad.

Kiera wrote: »

Nah defo not him. Tom is funny.

All of these things makes it the perfect disguise.

I'm telling Terry on you :P

brummytom

Kiera wrote: »

Nah defo not him. Tom is funny.

You've seen pictures of me? :eek:

Kiera

phasers wrote: »

All of these things makes it the perfect disguise.

I'm telling Terry on you :P

Oh you didnt hear about Terry??? Well this is awkward. I dont wanna be the one to break it to you....

phasers

brummytom wrote: »

You've seen pictures of me? :eek:

Oh please, everyone's seen your little tape.

Your RE teacher leaked it on the internet.

brummytom

Kiera wrote: »

Oh you didnt hear about Terry??? Well this is awkward. I dont wanna be the one to break it to you....

When's the party wake?

Kiera

brummytom wrote: »

When's the party wake?

It was last week. RB gave a lovely eulogy.

brummytom

Kiera wrote: »

It was last week. RB gave a lovely eulogy.

I wish I knew who RB was..

(I'm still a newbie, don't like the 1,000+ posts fool you, I just have way too much time on my hands)

phasers

Was Julep in attendance? I know he and Terry had their differences but he was still an important part of his life.

Kiera

phasers wrote: »

Was Julep in attendance? I know he and Terry had their differences but he was still an important part of his life.

No he donated his Julep to medical science.

Ruu_Old

He was eaten by the Polish.

Sharpshooter

Ruu wrote: »

He was eaten by the Polish.

How can you swan in here and say things like that.
You'll rue the day, I tells ya.:pac:

javaboy

Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. Ditto for the erectile dysfunction.

I'm on temporary forced leave after I accidentally banned a kid. He was holding a toy gun. Looked just like the real thing you know Roy? Haven't been able to pick up a banstick since. So they stuck me on a desk job.

brendansmith

javaboy wrote: »

Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. Ditto for the erectile dysfunction.

I'm on temporary forced leave after I accidentally banned a kid. He was holding a toy gun. Looked just like the real thing you know Roy? Haven't been able to pick up a banstick since. So they stuck me on a desk job.

Did you hear that Napalm Death are playing Waterford?

phasers

They always stick pregnant people on desk jobs... :eek:

Who's the father Java?

Hagar

There's far worse things than Javaboy being back you know. :pac:

minxie

Hagar wrote: »

There's far worse things than Javaboy being back you know. :pac:

Tell us

Hagar

You could have me here for instance.

phasers

Hagar wrote: »

There's far worse things than Javaboy being back you know. :pac:

Have you always been a mod?

I think I haven't been paying close enough attention...

minxie

Hagar wrote: »

You could have me here for instance.

But your like a gingerbread man

/ all sweet :P

Jesus Juice

phasers wrote: »

Have you always been a mod?

I think I haven't been paying close enough attention...

HAGAR IS AN AFTER HOURS MOD!!:eek::eek: