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People with Huge ear rings/ear stretching

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,521 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    Middle-class types get away with elaborate earwear in AH. Inner city folks wouldn't get so much respect for wearing what they like earwise... :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Nah, I've seen the error of my ways.

    Quitting my job in the morning. There's a nice old woman up the road, she's an easy target. Can start off small and work my way up. Gotta live up to my stereotype I suppose


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera



    It was Where is wally, my bad.
    And there was me thinking you were being clever towards our Willy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    OP: You seriously think it has anything to do with maturity?

    I think it is a legitimate expression of taste and culture; body art and modification has long traditions in many cultures throughout history, as well as in the fetish scene and other strands of contempoary culture.


  • Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Will.

    OMG.

    YOU FILTHY DISGRACE!

    HOW COULD YOU!

    Any, Any chance of pics of your ink?

    :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    ChewChew - Nah they're all crudely done drawings by back alley scratchers. Have ex-girlfriend's names all up my arm, and a few tears on my cheek for all the people I've off'ed in gang war fare. And I only started 5 minutes ago after GodSaveTheQueen's revelations


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 GodSaveTheQueen


    OP: You seriously think it has anything to do with maturity?

    I think it is a legitimate expression of taste and culture; body art and modification has long traditions in many cultures throughout history, as well as in the fetish scene and other strands of contempoary culture.

    No i do not think it has any thing to do with tradition and culture.

    If I did I would be all for having sex with camels and raping a 12 year old because it was a tradition and culture.

    Did you even know what you were saying? Perhaps you meant the nice traditions and cultures that suit the western way?


  • Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Will wrote: »
    ChewChew - Nah they're all crudely done drawings by back alley scratchers. Have ex-girlfriend's names all up my arm, and a few tears on my cheek for all the people I've off'ed in gang war fare. And I only started 5 minutes ago after GodSaveTheQueen's revelations

    and to make it worse. . . . . your ginger.

    For shame young William. For shame.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Yeah should really just grab an AK47 and find a clock tower somewhere


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    No i do not think it has any thing to do with tradition and culture.

    Well then you're wrong; body art does have a great deal of tradition and culture behind it. As for your crude metaphors, the difference there is that body art doesn't harm anyone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    ChewChew wrote: »
    and to make it worse. . . . . your ginger.

    For shame young William. For shame.
    Oi leave Willy alone, ShooShoo :P


  • Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Will wrote: »
    Yeah should really just grab an AK47 and find a clock tower somewhere


    How big are your lobes now dude?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    *feels naked without piercings and stretched septum*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,818 ✭✭✭Gauge


    *feels naked without piercings and stretched septum*

    You have it easy Raze. Will and I just had to mug a granny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Gauge wrote: »
    You have it easy Raze. Will and I just had to mug a granny.
    For now....I've been conemplating a stretch I haven't seen before so I've to go talk to a piercer to see if it'll work or not :)

    Then the grannies had best beware cos if I start that piercing life again there'll be no stopping me :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Wasn't too bad for a first attempt was it Gauge? We didn't get hurt, got a cool deck of playing cards (awesome for bridge) and some coinage, unfortunately she didn't have any short cake on her. I told her next time to have it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,259 ✭✭✭✭Melion


    I have my lobes stretched to 11mm. I only started last summer, im 25 and who gives a shít what they will look like when im 65 or 70. Thats as stupid as people saying similar things about tattoo's, "oh, but they will look ridiculous when you're older". No they fúcking wont because 90% of people my age will have them too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 GodSaveTheQueen


    Melion wrote: »
    I have my lobes stretched to 11mm. I only started last summer, im 25 and who gives a shít what they will look like when im 65 or 70. Thats as stupid as people saying similar things about tattoo's, "oh, but they will look ridiculous when you're older". No they fúcking wont because 90% of people my age will have them too.

    That is a sound argument if ever I heard one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I like cake but not so much short cake. I prefer a nice cream sponge me.

    Yes. I am a deviant!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 GodSaveTheQueen


    Insurgent wrote: »
    I like cake but not so much short cake. I prefer a nice cream sponge me.

    Yes. I am a deviant!


    I just need this post for a sig?

    We all have our cake needs.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    How good are you at running in a given direction, usually in the opposite direction of members of the gardaí?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    That is a sound argument if ever I heard one.
    How about this, We'll all be old and wrinkly, difference is we'll have coloured wrinkles and some piercings.
    You on the other hand will be there in your nice woolly jumper with your cup of tea still being judgemental.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,818 ✭✭✭Gauge


    :rolleyes: Feckin' plainskins.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 GodSaveTheQueen


    How about this, We'll all be old and wrinkly, difference is we'll have coloured wrinkles and some piercings.
    You on the other hand will be there in your nice wolly jumper with your cup of tea still being judgemental.

    But I am not judgemental. Just asking questions and querying answers.

    Is that a crime?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    But I am not judgemental. Just asking questions and querying answers.

    Is that a crime?
    Ah but you are, so far you've assumed only 16-21 year olds have them, that we don't think about what we're doing and what it'll be like in the future.

    Do you smoke, drink, drive??

    All these can be alot more damaging to your health.


  • Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,929 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Will wrote: »
    I should probably just quit my job as a care assistant and take up robbing banks and old women. We can set up our own bridge club Gauge, we can have tea and short cake.
    Will wrote: »
    Nah, I've seen the error of my ways.

    Quitting my job in the morning. There's a nice old woman up the road, she's an easy target. Can start off small and work my way up. Gotta live up to my stereotype I suppose

    No, no Will! You're going about this all wrong. If you wanna hit the oldies, you should keep your job as a care assistant, but just get a transfer to an old folks home, there'll literally be hundreds of them to choose from. And just think, you'll be able to rob all the sweets and biccies the relatives bring.

    I can be your stretchie-eared contact in the banking side of things. I'm sure a bit of pilfering would be easy enough for me considering I've got access to hundreds of thousands every day. I'll stick a €2 coin in each lobe on the way out every day. It might take a while, but eventually we'll build up a nice stash. Although, as soon as suspicions arise of the theft, the finger of blame will naturally point to me, and my ear tunnels :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 GodSaveTheQueen


    Ah but you are, so far you've assumed only 16-21 year olds have them, that we don't think about what we're doing and what it'll be like in the future.

    Do you smoke, drink, drive??

    All these can be alot more damaging to your health.

    Do you have a mature point to make, one that a 16- 21 year old wouldn't?

    I smoke, I drink, I drive. Sometimes all at once.

    I don't drill a hole in my ear that will leave it hanging off my shoulder in 15 years nor do I get my mots name tattooed on my forehead.

    I did have my ear pierced once but took it out for an interview and never had it in since but the hole be it so tiny is still there.

    Your point?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,259 ✭✭✭✭Melion


    Do you have a mature point to make, one that a 16- 21 year old wouldn't?

    I smoke, I drink, I drive. Sometimes all at once.

    I don't drill a hole in my ear that will leave it hanging off my shoulder in 15 years nor do I get my mots name tattooed on my forehead.

    I did have my ear pierced once but took it out for an interview and never had it in since but the hole be it so tiny is still there.

    Your point?

    You obviously have no clue what you are talking about. Did it enter your head that the hole will close up if you take the tunnel/plug out?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Will wrote: »
    Just because I decided to stretch my lobes doesn't instantly mean I'm some "grade A" waster, or angsty teen.

    It just happened to work out that way, ey? :P

    I think it looks cool on some people, it's just another form of body art and self-expression.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Do you have a mature point to make, one that a 16- 21 year old wouldn't?

    I smoke, I drink, I drive. Sometimes all at once.

    I don't drill a hole in my ear that will leave it hanging off my shoulder in 15 years nor do I get my mots name tattooed on my forehead.

    I did have my ear pierced once but took it out for an interview and never had it in since but the hole be it so tiny is still there.

    Your point?
    1. Shows how resposible you are.
    2. Drill??? You think we drill holes??? Jesus man educate yourself.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    It just happened to work out that way, ey? :P

    I think it looks cool on some people, it's just another form of body art and self-expression.

    I know where you live.

    Gang it's time to up the stakes!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 GodSaveTheQueen


    Melion wrote: »
    You obviously have no clue what you are talking about. Did it enter your head that the hole will close up if you take the tunnel/plug out?

    eh, the hole won't close up. Do you know anything about the subject? :confused:

    I am lost for words, really.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 GodSaveTheQueen


    1. Shows how resposible you are.
    2. Drill??? You think we drill holes??? Jesus man educate yourself.

    Oh you have me there, oh, well done. I said Drill.

    my bad.


    Well done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    eh, the hole won't close up. Do you know anything about the subject? :confused:

    I am lost for words, really.
    Good. Maybe you'll shut up now?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    The hole can close, but it's very dependant on how fast you stretch, the structure of the lobe itself and luck too. I've met a woman who's ears shrunk from 1", and others who are stuck with small holes. It's usually around the 6mm - 8mm mark which is the point of no return for lobes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    eh, the hole won't close up. Do you know anything about the subject? :confused:

    I am lost for words, really.
    That's funny cos my septum completely close from a 6mm hole to nothing, it appears you know nothing about the subject, surprisingly I expected as much.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Ha ha, nice signature GodSaveTheQueen

    Wonder how they found that one out *whistles innocently*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 GodSaveTheQueen


    That's funny cos my septum completely close from a 6mm hole to nothing, it appears you know nothing about the subject, surprisingly I expected as much.

    I hate to cast dispersions but I think you are lying to back up your claim.

    Obviously I can't prove that.

    Why the hate?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,259 ✭✭✭✭Melion


    eh, the hole won't close up. Do you know anything about the subject? :confused:

    I am lost for words, really.

    I have my ears stretched, you dont. At a guess, i know more about the subject than you do. A friend of mine had his ears stretched to 20mm, they are now closed up to pin-hole sized holes. If you didnt know he had them stretched before you wouldnt even notice it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Will wrote: »
    Ha ha, nice signature GodSaveTheQueen

    Wonder how they found that one out *whistles innocently*
    Usually people who go to sigpo deserve to have needles stuck into their skin.....crap what can we do to you!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 GodSaveTheQueen


    How do I make a smaller sig?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    I didn't go to sigpo Raze, never would, never will and never have


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    I hate to cast dispersions but I think you are lying to back up your claim.

    Obviously I can't prove that.

    Why the hate?
    Quite obviously you are wrong since it's well proven.

    People who claim to know more on a subject that they have no clue about than people who clearly know more about it annoy me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 GodSaveTheQueen


    Quite obviously you are wrong since it's well proven.

    People who claim to know more on a subject that they have no clue about than people who clearly know more about it annoy me.

    lol

    /thread


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    your sig is gone again, shame


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    lol

    /thread
    I agree,OP.


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