ketchup..Heinz or Chef?!?

Melange

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

Kethcup is so foul that I've actually developed a fear of it. The sight, the smell, everything about it makes me feel sick. :mad: I judge ALL of you for liking either variety.

Oh, and mayonaise, relish, coleslaw, brown sauce and salad cream are all disgusting too.
I speak only the truth.

Totally agree, ESPECIALLY with regard to Mayonnaise. The stuff sickens me to the point that I retch. Sucks when I want to buy a sandwich - ALL the prepackaged ones come with the goo of doom inside.

netwhizkid

Hellmann's Barbecue Sauce on a burger absolutely gorgeous. Heinz is nice but I prefer Chef as Heinz is too runny, if you ever open a new bottle of heinz and remove the foil and the pour it out on chips you get this horrible watery sh1te sitting above the Ketchup. Chef has a nice tang to it also.

Lana80

Chef

kleefarr

Heinz.

And Heinz Salad Cream.

Where's the poll?

tinkerbell

Chef, although bleh I don't really have a preference - whatever! Ketchup is ketchup!

itsallaboutheL

Fat Bastards with yeer red sauce......

Mushroom Ketchup FTW


NyomNyomNyom

phelixoflaherty

Polish ketchup Pudliszki lagodny wipes the floor with the rest. never going back

LEIN

Brown sauce ftw. Goes very well in a cup of tea.

K-9

My opinions of many Boardsies has gone downhill reading this thread. Some people have no taste.

Chef is the winner.

Tawfee

Chef definitely

yurmothrintites

Chef without a doubt.

Beans means Heinz
Ketchup means Chef

Popple3

You people and your slight differences disgust me!

*ahem* I mean Chef...

jumpguy

Heinz is far nicer, Chef is just too thick, it looks like something you'd find a fat grubby bastard putting over his chips, all thick and dollopy.

They also make legendary beans.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Chef is too tangy and thick, Heinz all the way!!!

Anyone remember Kandee??

teddy_303

deccurley wrote: »

Chef is too tangy and thick, Heinz all the way!!!

Anyone remember Kandee??

No way baby, Heinz is too bland. Chef brings the zing. :cool:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

teddy_303 wrote: »

No way baby, Heinz is too bland. Chef brings the zing. :cool:

You want zing, have some of that new Reggae Reggae Ketchup, that'll zing your face off :pac:

couch13

Chef has a kinky quality which I despise.

Starman07

Chef is rank! It's kind of bitter..eurgh

Heinz is No.1, all others are No.2, or lower

dirtyburgersauc

HP brown any day!!

Cremated

Chef all the way...

Novella

Chef. Just because!

DC_Roscommon

Heinz:D

TanG411

Heinz gives you hives!

Chef is best!

Alessandra

Heinz or the Kandee ketchup.

Laphroaig52

All the best restaurants have bottles of Heinz on the tables...

Chef is just... working class.

hatetherain!

oh God it has to be Heinz.......Chef is poison!

Fromvert

Ah the old ketchup dilemma, it can get the better of anybody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biW2i9yK-10

benj

hechef

MultiUmm

Ketchup is the spawn of evil, vinegar ftw! :cool:

Anna Molly

Novella wrote: »

Chef. Just because!

Scum.
Ha our fridge, beer beer beer beer, none of which belongs to us. Then my heinz and your chef.
Anyone wanna come over for dinner??

ScumLord

Mayonnaise, ketchup is mank and for people on the dole.

Red Sleeping Beauty

I've never had Chef red sauce, only had the brown one. Only ever had heinz growing up so stuck with that.

crazy angel

chef tastes too vinegary, heinz for me

Vinta81

Heinz!

CutzEr

Chef tastes like crap, really, I HATE IT.

Heinz all the way baby.

Azureus

chef with oven chips cuz its stronger.
heinz with chipper chips cuz theyre deadly on their own.

theres a place for both in my world!

JIZZLORD

heinz is where it's at.

Big Ears

Flyer28 wrote: »

All the best restaurants have bottles of Heinz on the tables...

All the best restaurants wouldn't have either of these on their tables.

rubadub

Alan Rouge wrote: »

I've never had Chef red sauce, only had the brown one. Only ever had heinz growing up so stuck with that.

I couldn't imagine that! it would be like trying one beer or chocolate bar and sticking with it.

phelixoflaherty wrote: »

Polish ketchup Pudliszki lagodny wipes the floor with the rest. never going back

Yes, that polish one is lovely, so is their mustard. But I still would not say any is better than the "rest", since there are still loads I have not tried, a lot of the own brands ones are good, most have more tomatoes in them than heinz or chef, they are probably amongst the cheapest ones produced. Just cause they cost more doesn't mean the are good or better quality.

And WTF is with all the comments about brown sauce, or mayo etc. Its about ketchup, it would be like having a poll saying "cadburys or galaxy" and saying, "I love chicken curry..."

Laphroaig52

Big Ears wrote: »

All the best restaurants wouldn't have either of these on their tables.

Bah! Some of ye wouldn't know 'best' if it jumped out of the bottle and poured itself on your chips....

A Disgrace

Chef, not just because it's Irish, but because it's a far superior ketchup than Heinz..

Plowman

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Pace2008

Heinz obviously. Seems like a rhetorical question to me.

People who use Heinz are typically handsome, noble and brave.

People who use Chef are generally cruel Nazi sympathisers and are usually pedophiles, rapists or even murderers.

super_furry

Chef is piss from a tramp feed exclusively on a diet of vinegar and rotten tomatoes.