Let's just imagine for a moment I'm James Lipton...

meenmore

Good people of the After Hours board, tell me this...

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

admiralofthefleet

meenmore wrote: »

Good people of the After Hours board, tell me this...

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

1. bollox
2. want
3. wimmins
4. women who fart
5. cunt
6. jim mc grath's commentary on at the races
7. cats
8. arsetronaut
9. telesales
10. its my round

phasers

Who's James Lipton?

boogle

1. What is your favorite word?
Poppycock

2. What is your least favorite word?
Phlegm

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Me in my car with some very loud music

4. What turns you off?
Smelly feet

5. What is your favorite curse word?
See Q.1.

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Music

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
The "battery is dead" warning noise on my phone

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
City planner

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Proctologist

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I know, I'm as surprised as you are!

ahara

meenmore wrote: »

Good people of the After Hours board, tell me this...

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

1. Ma
2. Da
3. Yore Ma
4. Yore Da
5. Durty Fecker
6. Yore Ma
7. Yore da coming in the door
8. Yore Ma's gynacologist
9. Tore Da's proctologist
10. Go on in son, Meenmore's Ma is waitin for ya

Four-Percent

1. Psoriasis
2. Melange
3. Sex, Drugs & Rock n Roll
4. Boring people, alcoholics
5. I don't curse, I'm far too upper class.
6. The general chatter from a good party
7. That laugh people do when they don't find a joke funny but want to fit in.
8. Psychologist
9. Eh.... Used tampon collector? what sort of a question is that?
10. Stary Bud?


Wait... I deleted my bebo to get away from this crap!

thomond2006

1. "Munster"

2. "like" i.e "like, you know, whatever" :mad::mad::mad:

3. AH :pac:

4. Somebody saying the 2nd answer

5. Brian Cowen

6. The silence for the kicks at Thomond Park, simply beautiful

7. Noise during kicks at Thomond Park :mad::mad::mad:

8. Boards.ie admin

9. Dentist

10. "Jesus, Mary and Josef Fritzl" "You ****ing failed dawg!!"

Four-Percent

thomond2006 wrote: »

8. Boards.ie admin

:pac: why?

thomond2006 wrote: »

10. "Jesus, Mary and Josef Fritzl"

the J is pronounced like a Y, now your joke is useless!!

thomond2006

Four-Percent wrote: »

the J is pronounced like a Y, now your joke is useless!!

Holy sh1te I failed.

A Neurotic

1. What is your favorite word? Replenish

Say it with me. Replenish. Mmmmmm. What a word.

Jesus Wept

phasers wrote: »

Who's James Lipton?

Really annoying sycophantic presenter of a pretentious show called 'Inside the Actors guild' whereby he interviews an actor/actress, etc.
It'd be a far better show without him.

The Eddie Murphy and Dave Chapelle ones were entertaining.

bronte

1. What is your favorite word?
Serendipity
2. What is your least favorite word?
I have no idea.
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Music/Yoga/exploring
4. What turns you off?
Egotistical gobsheens
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck
6. What sound or noise do you love?
Waves
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Sirens
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Writing
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Fish gutter person.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Bout fcuking time bitch"

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

1. What is your favorite word? Tmesis
2. What is your least favorite word? globule
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Drink
4. What turns you off? Hangovers
5. What is your favorite curse word? Can't beat a good old ****
6. What sound or noise do you love? Crackling fire
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Loud eaters
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I don't have a profession
9. What profession would you not like to do? Dentist. How do people end up being dentists
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Told you, you heathen

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

1. Asshat
2. Not sure about this one.
3. Music, scenery, nature.
4. Bad hygene
5. Fcuk
6. Birds singing
7. Car horns
8. Officer in the army
9. Lawyer
10. Duuuude, you should check out the weed we got here...

Conor108

Well those are all delightful little facts but the unanswered question............


WHO'S JAMES BLEEDIN' LIPTON!?!


Edit: Ah didnt see that comment up there, don't I feel stupid? No. No I dont

dazzday

1. What is your favorite word?
Fo'Sho
2. What is your least favorite word?
Fourier
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Red Lego bricks/Clear night sky/A warm bed
4. What turns you off?
American girls that inflect the end of every sentence...:mad:
5. What is your favorite curse word?
fiddlesticks
6. What sound or noise do you love?
A perfectly hit drive with a 9 Iron....mmmmmmm.
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Scraping of ice. "ICE??? As in eskimos, penguins...ICE!"
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Cosmonaut...stars, vodka and good comrades!
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Plumber...Ive seen what i flush down there
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Heres the keys, lock up when your done

Kiera

1. What is your favorite word? Yes (when people say it to me)
2. What is your least favorite word? cúnt
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Intelligence
4. What turns you off? Rudeness
5. What is your favorite curse word? Bollox
6. What sound or noise do you love? The sea
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Babies crying
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Pornstar Something extreme sports related
9. What profession would you not like to do? Be a binman/person
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Double JD or Cap Morgans, Kiera? But what i would hear will be "Sorry you got off at the wrong floor, press number 4 for hell"

meenmore

...I wasn't expecting many replies.
Thanks a lot to those who took the time. Twas only a late-night whim.

Rabies

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that stuff gets moved over here

Toasty113

1. What is your favorite word?
Maybe
2. What is your least favorite word?
Arse
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Music
4. What turns you off?
Thoughtless-ness
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Bastard
6. What sound or noise do you love?
Content sigh
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Contempt sigh
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Technician specializing in small machines, gadget and such
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Politics
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Things dont break here