5 things you will/won't see at your club this season (2009/10 version)

Xavi6

Link to last season's

Manchester City

Will See -

1. Egos

2. A Richard Dunne OG/red card

3. Goals conceded from corners

4. Some great goal celebrations

5. The nicest kits in the league

Won't See -

1. Danny Mills

2. Roque Santa Cruz

3. A goal scored from a corner

4. Five away wins

5. A trophy

mayordenis

Liverpool Football Club

Will See -

1. Excuses.

2. Youth Players.

3. Scapegoats.

4. The Top League Scorer.

5. The nicest kits in the league by a mile.

Won't See -

1. Patience.

2. The new stadium getting underway.

3. A vacant no. 7 shirt.

4. The Same 11 more than 2 times in a row.

5. A flamingo drinking a cocktail served in a mans hat.

6. My posts comfortably.

Mr.Nice Guy

MUFC

Will see -

1. Owen scoring 10 league goals, including one at Anfield.

2. Owen getting injured

3. Mind games.

4. Berbatov having his best season in the Premiership

5. United outscoring other teams in the league.

Won't see -

1. United in a Champions League final for a third year in a row.

2. Hargreaves playing

3. Any game involving United without Ronaldo's name being mentioned incessantly.

4. Berbatov perspiring

5. Dunphy slagging off Ronaldo any more. (sniff) Although at least Berbs is still there. :pac:

CHD

Chelsea FC

Will See -

1 - Terry and Lampard lift the title

2 - The European Cup lifted at the Bridge

3- The League Cup lifted at the Bridge

4 - The FA Cup lifted at the Bridge

5 - The Charity Shield lifted at the Bridge

Won't See

1 - A sacking

2 - A world class signing

3 - Essien getting injured, won't happen.

4 - Liverpool United and Arsenal beaten well at the Bridge

5 - Ronaldo, get in.

mayordenis

4 posts 4 different clubs - WAHEY! for the the night time posse.

mayordenis

CHD wrote: »

5 - The Charity Shield lifted at the Bridge

Wembly - you lose.

Xavi6

mayordenis wrote: »

4 posts 4 different clubs - WAHEY! for the the night time posse.

The Big 4 as well you might say

mayordenis

Xavi6 wrote: »

The Big 4 as well you might say

I hope you (the direct you) mean "you" as in the communal you.
But yes and they'll finish in the order they were posted.

CHD

mayordenis wrote: »

Wembly - you lose.

No, it will be shown off at the Bridge, i didn't lose. United did.

Handsome Bob

Liverpool FC

Will See

1. Yet more political jousting between the owners and Rafa.

2. Torres being the top goalscorer in the league.

3. Another tight race for the title.

4. Dirk Kuyt to have the season of his career.

5. Injuries, and the media acting as if we are the only Top 4 team that should be able to cope without our top class players.

*One more that I hope will happen*

6. Rafa reverting back to his "let the football do the talking" rather than indulging Fergie.

Won't See

1. Rafa walking.

2. Aurelio staying injury free for more than two months.

3. Liverpool finishing outside of the Top 4.

4. The media being critically objective.

5. Rafa passionately celebrating a goal. :pac:

Necronomicon

Man United

Will See

1. The world and its dog reflecting on Ronaldo's departure whenever a game is lost
2. Valencia getting 15+ assists
3. Mind games from Fergie
4. 40 league goals between Rooney, Berbatov and Owen
5. Anderson scoring his first Premiership goal (and the floodgates opening )

Won't see

1. Berbatov celebrating a goal enthusiastically
2. A new central midfielder
3. Gary Neville
4. A new captain, in spite of the above
5. Hargreaves before Christmas

Frisbee

Arsenal

Will see:

• Eduardo getting 15+ Goals
• Bendtner stepping up
• Bendtner getting 15+ Goals
• Fans being told the squad is fine as it is and that Rosicky and Nasri will be as good as new signings when they return
• 6 points against Spuds

Won't See:

• A big signing
• Wenger taking the Carling Cup seriously
• Rosicky staying fit for the season
• Enough defensive cover
• Us shipping Silvestre off to the old defender's home...

jesus_thats_gre

mayordenis wrote: »

Liverpool Football Club

Will See -

1. Excuses.

2. Youth Players.

3. Scapegoats.

4. The Top League Scorer.

5. The nicest kits in the league by a mile.

Can we add desperation to that?

stevoslice

Liverpool FC

Will See

1. Leagues Top Scorer
2. Gerrard & Torres starting more than 14 games together
3. Lucas stepping up his game
4. Strong run in the Champions League
5. Criticism of zonal marking from pundits

Won't See

1. David Villa
2. Charles Itandje (i hope)
3. A goal from inside Liverpool's half of the pitch
4. Giving up a on a match when losing (comebacks ftw)
5. Aquilani getting injured (i hope) :rolleyes:

Pro. F

Will see:
1. Ferguson wreckin Rafa's head
2. Constant talk about whether we've replaced Ronaldo or not depending on whether we've won or lost
3. Owen getting more goals than Tevez last season
4. Some cracking goals from Rooney and Berbatov
5. Tevez getting booed on his return to Old Trafford

Won't see:
1. Hargreaves playing more than 10 games
2. A league leading goal scorer
3. Berbatov needing a second touch to control the ball :cool:
4. A big signing in January ('tis too disruptive to the team)
5. Egos

orourkeda

Will see
(1) Alex McLeish in the opposition dugout
(2) a mind numbingly, horrificly boring 0-0 draw against Liverpool.
(3) Play arsenal off the pitch for 89 and a half minutes and draw.
(4) Michael Owen scoring at least 2 goals
(5) Manchester United in the FA Cup 3rd Round

Wont See
(1) A Trophy
(2) Mike Ashley
(3) Manchester United Lose
(4) Ronaldo (not this year anyway)
(5) Burnley next season

mike65

Will See

A more attacking style home and away
Nando smiling more
Lucas scoring
Martin Kelly coming on in leaps and bounds
Rafa making notes - lots of notes

Won't see

Xabi Alonso
Gillett and Hicks selling out
A bobly pitch
A Carra 35 yard screamer
Martin Skrtel playing spoons on his knees against Burnley

Eire-Dearg

Liverpool FC.

Will see:

1. Beating lower sides at home
2. Torres and Gerrard playing more than 13 games together.
3. Babel stepping up.
4. A Carra own goal.
5. Lucas impressing.

Won't See:

1. Xabi Alonso
2. Lucas scoring more than Torres
3. Another decent striker
4. Kuyt not running
5. Gillett and Hicks

bigstar

MCFC

will see

a top six finish
ireland playing better than last season
defence being the same as last season
tevez getting the winner at old trafford
gary cook, a lot

wont see

consistency
good form away
a trophy
a top four finish
too many nil all draws

ShooterSF

MUFC

Will see:
Vidic scoring double figures with 40 yard frees being put in the box rather than an insane shot.
Cameras focusing on Owen sitting on the bench more than is needed to remind us that he's one of the subs.
Hargreaves winning man of the match
Clips of Ronaldo (probably tomorrow before the match)
Rooney booked for dissent.

Won't see-
Any pundit or opposing fan who called Ronaldo a useless one trick pony claim United will win the league now they are rid of him :rolleyes:
Foster stepping up as first choice
Fletcher having a bad game
A nice outfield kit
Berbatov hunched over out of breath.

curry-muff

ShooterSF wrote: »

Berbatov hunched over out of breath.

This because of his iron lungs?