Wierdo flatmates?

Nodin

boogle wrote: »

I should clarify, my clothes that he would fold up included all my lady-things like bras and knickers...

Sure he was probably only giving them a quick sniff to see if they were clean....

cojomo2

miss-p wrote: »

you've to finish that with except when the sound is EE!!

you just reminded me of a certain scene from deliverance...

Banter Joe

Waylon Fit Oarlock wrote: »

OP wtf is your definition of "weirdo" because it is WRONG.

I lived with a heroin addict. He was a weirdo. On average of about a kilo of sugar a week with his coffee... I sh!t you not.

Actually most heroin addicts tend to have serious sugar cravings, so I guess you could say he was fairly normal!

Tea_Bag

fair play to the man.

AnonoBoy

Yeah OP - totally agree. I have this housemate who offers me cups of tea when I'm watching TV. Like, c'mon, I'm trying to watch TV here, y'know?

And she'd ask me if she's going to the shops if I want anything. What the hell? Like I can't buy my own stuff?

Total weirdos.

KTRIC

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Yeah OP - totally agree. I have this housemate who offers me cups of tea when I'm watching TV. Like, c'mon, I'm trying to watch TV here, y'know?

And she'd ask me if she's going to the shops if I want anything. What the hell? Like I can't buy my own stuff?

Total weirdos.

Bleedin freaks.

I had a sexy model flatmate that would cook me dinner and then force herself on me when I was chillin on the couch.

I got fed up with the surprise blow-jobs so I kicked her finely shaped ass out.

kingofcastle

1 800 778 888...The Dublin Rape Crisis Centre

DamoDLK

boogle wrote: »

Then she brought home some asshole that she went to college with and had really noisy sex with him in the bed not 2 feet away from me...

ITCHY, FLAKY SEX??? relieved by t-gel?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Toulousain wrote: »

I lived in my da's house with this weird chick who used to give out about me folding her clothes.

Was it your Ma?

Tzetze

miss-p wrote: »

you've to finish that with except when the sound is EE!!

seize, either, weird, height, foreign, leisure, conscience, counterfeit, forfeit, leisure, neither, science, species, sufficient

:eek:

Novella

Anna Molly wrote: »

Eh...that's being nice.

Novella is a crackpot.
Everything in our place has a special place.
Be it cereal or cleaning products.
DON'T **** WITH THE SYSTEM!

It's called being organised!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anna Molly once left our balcony door open and fcuked off home! Hahaha!

Captain Darling

Johnathan Quick Cowhand wrote: »

Did he grow up with any sisters? If so, it really wouldn't have been that weird for him to handle your enticing delicates.

Thats a bit weird dude. :eek::D

kmart6

Mossy Monk wrote: »

I live with a weirdo. I often catch him looking in the keyhole of my bedroom door.

walshb wrote:

poke him in the eye

Gloryhole FTW!!!!

Bonavox

Try living with someone who will openly watch porn with a sitting room full of people.

Red_Marauder

Captain Darling wrote: »

Thats a bit weird dude. :eek::D

My newphew puts my sisters (yes, his mum's) underwear on his head and runs around the house pretending to be a fly. Compared to that little freak, folding your flatmates clothes is completely normal!

A lot of the stuff on this thread is perfectly normal. Even watching porn in the company of others (above) doesnt have to be that weird at all, especially if you're all good friendsand a bit horny

petes

Bono Vox wrote: »

Try living with someone who will openly watch porn with a sitting room full of people.

Do they knock one out at the same time?

murraymarmalade

watching porn with another guy is a bit odd alright.mabe even a bit gay.

boogle

murraymarmalade wrote: »

watching porn with another guy is a bit odd alright.mabe even a bit gay.

It's only gay if the balls touch.

cliojamie

one of the lads i lived with in college, used to watch porn when everyone was gone to bed on have the volume up to the max!! and he had a good time, and leave the mess all over for you walk/sit on the next morning

orestes

Anna Molly wrote: »

Novella is a crackpot.
Everything in our place has a special place.
Be it cereal or cleaning products.
DON'T **** WITH THE SYSTEM!

Novella wrote: »

It's called being organised!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anna Molly once left our balcony door open and fcuked off home! Hahaha!

You gonna take that Anna Molly?

/grabs popcorn

Anna Molly

orestes wrote: »

You gonna take that Anna Molly?

/grabs popcorn

Ah no, we're grand. [:
She's the ying to my yang!

Novella

Anna Molly wrote: »

Ah no, we're grand. [:
She's the ying to my yang!

Awh, why thank you! You wouldn't be saying that if everything I own had been stolen and you'd seen my mean side though!!!!

bleg

DamoDLK wrote: »

ITCHY, FLAKY SEX??? relieved by t-gel?

Ha ha, psoriasis cracks me up.

Leftyflip

DamoDLK wrote: »

ITCHY, FLAKY SEX???

Finally! A practical use for KY Jelly!

ChocolateSauce

The strangest person I know is moving in with me this week......it looks set to be a wild ride of the good kind.

orestes

Anna Molly wrote: »

Ah no, we're grand. [:
She's the ying to my yang!

Novella wrote: »

Awh, why thank you! You wouldn't be saying that if everything I own had been stolen and you'd seen my mean side though!!!!

What a waste of popcorn :pac:

Novella

orestes wrote: »

What a waste of popcorn :pac:

Haha sorry! I love Anna Molly too much for any fighting!

barakus

Used to live with a fairly eccentric guy before, bit of a character.

He fancied himself as a bit of a suave sophisticated chap, with a good nose for wine and a palate for fine cheeses. These notions only came on him after 9 or 10 pints of Guinness though, I used to come home and find him completely steamed with his feet sticking into the fire, boots smouldering away, bottle of centra wine and cheeseboard with a load of cut up bits of calvita on it.

He loved a good fire and used to burn all the furniture if we were stuck for firewood, even stuff he had bought only weeks previously, I remember being in the pub with a few friends one time and he walked in twisted, casually picked up a full bucket of coal and jumped into a taxi with it.

The other thing he loved was a good flick, but he would watch favourite scenes over and over even if it was 3 in the morning, I used to have girlfriends over and wake up in the middle of the night to SAY HELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND *machine gun blast* maybe 6 times in a row.


All in all still the best landlord I ever had though:)

Professey Chin

Novella wrote: »

Haha sorry! I love Anna Molly too much for any fighting!

/gets popcorn to watch the loving:cool:

Novella

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

/gets popcorn to watch the loving:cool:

Sorry, it's strictly private!

Professey Chin

Novella wrote: »

Sorry, it's strictly private!

/gets ladder

Novella

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

/gets ladder

It's also very dark

Anna Molly

Novella wrote: »

It's also very dark

We can't afford lightbulbs....! haha

Novella

Anna Molly wrote: »

We can't afford lightbulbs....! haha

SH!T YEAH!! I can't actually take another shower in the dark, it's very disconcerting so remind me to invest in a lightbulb tomorrow!

Keeping on topic, Anna Molly is a weirdo 'cause she sometimes talks to me on msn even though she is right beside me!

Anna Molly

Novella wrote: »

SH!T YEAH!! I can't actually take another shower in the dark, it's very disconcerting so remind me to invest in a lightbulb tomorrow!

Keeping on topic, Anna Molly is a weirdo 'cause she sometimes talks to me on msn even though she is right beside me!

Novella scars me mentally by watching porn when i'm right there, lying on her tit!

Pickled Tranee

I had a roommate who insisted all the dvds in the house be numbered one and so on and so forth he also had this queer fetish about how many dogs you can jack of to in one night it(the roommate as I call him) was a complete freak.

Anna Molly

I had one that would take your food [and we were not close] and just leave a note. I went away for one week, I came back and she'd robbed two boxes of cereal and other various stuff. Knacker.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Captain Darling wrote: »

Thats a bit weird dude. :eek::D

Yeah, well, you've never seen my sister.

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Carry on speaking everyone.

rubadub

boogle wrote: »

1. He insisted on only using Fairy washing-up l iquid on the dishes. I bought some other (inferior) brand one time and he nearly threw a fit, saying that he could taste the difference when he was eating out of the dishes....

Did you rinse the plates properly? that drives me mad, people washing dishes in soapy water and sitting them up to dry while still covered in suds, this will leave residues which you can taste, and also it is filthy water so you are letting the diluted filth dry off. And worst of all the residues destroy the head on beers.

boogle wrote: »

2. We had a clothes horse thingy in the house for drying clothes, and he would often fold up my dried clothes and leave them in a neat pile on my bed.

I doubt he did the folding, after he was "finished" with all your knickers & bras I expect they were in such a sodden mess that he had to get them dry cleaned, and the dry cleaners did the folding. But he couldn't remember where they were arranged on the clothes horse so put them on your bed instead.

Professey Chin

Novella wrote: »

It's also very dark

/gets Night Vision Goggles

I seen the Paris Hilton video in these colours so itll do :pac:

Novella

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

/gets Night Vision Goggles

I seen the Paris Hilton video in these colours so itll do :pac:

I think I speak for myself and Anna Molly when I say we feel terribly violated!!!

JONJO THE MISER

barakus wrote: »

Used to live with a fairly eccentric guy before, bit of a character.

He fancied himself as a bit of a suave sophisticated chap, with a good nose for wine and a palate for fine cheeses. These notions only came on him after 9 or 10 pints of Guinness though, I used to come home and find him completely steamed with his feet sticking into the fire, boots smouldering away, bottle of centra wine and cheeseboard with a load of cut up bits of calvita on it.

He loved a good fire and used to burn all the furniture if we were stuck for firewood, even stuff he had bought only weeks previously, I remember being in the pub with a few friends one time and he walked in twisted, casually picked up a full bucket of coal and jumped into a taxi with it.

The other thing he loved was a good flick, but he would watch favourite scenes over and over even if it was 3 in the morning, I used to have girlfriends over and wake up in the middle of the night to SAY HELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND *machine gun blast* maybe 6 times in a row.


All in all still the best landlord I ever had though:)

Wish i had a Housemate like that, we would get on like a house on fire.

barakus

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Wish i had a Housemate like that, we would get on like a house on fire.

Well the house nearly was on fire plenty of times:)

Yeah he was a legend though

Professey Chin

Novella wrote: »

I think I speak for myself and Anna Molly when I say we feel terribly violated!!!

Well if youd just fought in the 1st place none of this woulda happened

Novella

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Well if youd just fought in the 1st place none of this woulda happened

Fighting isn't as fun!

waitinforatrain

boogle wrote: »

Also, I want to hear about other peoples wierd housemates, not debate the oddness or non-oddness of mine...

C'mon, dish it!

Lynch him!

HomeAccount

I have a weirdo housemate right now.. where do I even begin with how odd he is?

Firstly, he moved in completely without me being aware. Went to work and came back and there he was. Ever since then, it's just been one series of weird events.

1) He's always there. And I mean always. I like my space, especially after a busy day of work, so I like nothing better than making a cup of tea and relaxing by myself. But he's always in the kitchen, or the sitting room.

2) There's a perfectly good double room en-suite upstairs that is his room. Yet for some reason he usually and regularly sleeps in a box room right beside mine that can barely fit a single bed. It doesn't make much sense to me!

3) In the sitting room there are unbelievably comfortable couches, with NTL, However he usually sits in the kitchen on really uncomfortable kitchen chairs and watches a small portable TV on bunny ears that can only pick up 2 channels - if you're lucky

4) I've often come home from work and he is sitting in the kitchen completely in the dark just staring at the wall

5) When he talks to you, he doesn't look at you at all. He talks to the wall!

G_R

HomeAccount wrote: »

Firstly, he moved in completely without me being aware. Went to work and came back and there he was.

are you sure the landlord actually knows he's there? he might have just escaped from a mental hospital

Mayoegian

I had this weirdo flat-mate before. She kept insisting on using cheap washing-up liquid, would freak out when I'd do her a favour and fold up her clothes and when I cracked a joke after my Dad and I put a new carpet in the front room, she walked away with a weird look on her face..........

I could go on.......

Just as well I'm a cool guy, 'bow-chika-bow-bow!'

Nightwish

I'd like to meet him ^^^

I currently live with an alcoholic. She rarely makes it into work on time. Spends all her money on alcohol. Gets hammered every night. Has nearly set the house on fire on more than one occasion. She has puked up red wine on our white couch and then fell asleep in it. She has come home and left the front door wide open at 3am. Knocked over a potted plant in the room and left a soil trail all over the house. Steals other peoples drink. Uses a bizarre amount of loo roll and is very loud when she's drinking (and everyone else is sleeping) and when she's being ploughed by her bf.