What is the sex forum like on boards??

Four-Percent

Joey the lips wrote: »

It sounds facenating. The mods should have an open day where we can all visit and see if we would like to go to that school so to speak.:D

The School of Hard Knocks?

JONJO THE MISER

Quazzie wrote: »

Its brilliant. Subscribe and join in the fun

The best parts are the links to the free porn sites

How do i get in?

Acacia

I heard that they compare wee-wee size and/or vagina nice-ness.

MonicaBing

Four-Percent wrote: »

The School of Hard Knockerss?

What you really meant to say?!;)

netwhizkid

Basically it is full of the boards women and a few men and they arrange NSA random encounters. Well worth the €5/month, better than Adult friendfinder IMHO:cool:

Michellenman

MonicaBing wrote: »

What you really meant to say?!;)

Kockerss?

sells

it is sexy

dyl10

Thaedydal wrote: »

Discussions in the Sex and Sexuality forum are about consensual sex only and it is not for organising swinging sessions or gangbang session.

I was so close to signing up before I saw this.

orestes

dyl10 wrote: »

I was so close

Stopped just before you got to finish eh?

Dudess

NBB Bohs wrote: »

Probably full of nerds who can't get any. Lol imagine that organising a Boards humping session, one whale girl nerd shows up wearing some indy band shirt and is willingly gangraped by 20 overweight losers.

I'll thank you not to poke fun at how I spend my evenings. :mad:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Dudess wrote: »

I'll thank you not to poke fun at how I spend my evenings. :mad:

Heh heh, "poke."

brummytom

My name is URL wrote: »

There should be a Trying To Get Sex subforum tbh

Yes!!!

karlog

Apparently its the biggest sex forum section in Ireland i hear father

Red Sleeping Beauty

There's more sex talk on the Personal Issues forum.

useful_contacts

irishleedsfan wrote: »

What do ye cheapwads like me think its like. Scary naked mods or.........

FAKE ANSWER

Lesbians sending pics of each other online saying what they like to do to each other- and inviting other boarsdies to watch

ACTUAL ANSWER

People(of both sex)discussing sexual matters and asking questions

mawk

Thaedydal wrote: »

Excuse me did you just say your seeing/shagging/shacked up with a mod and use their account to read restricted forums to which you other wise don't have access to?

Cos there have been cases where a mod gave a non mod access to places they should not have and doing that has had mods demodded and site banned.

I for one like the cut of thaedydal's jib. she is stern-but fair-but slighty upsetting.

I mostly however approve of the word DEMODDED. fine word.

and the sex forum is pretty ok, success ratio is higher than most dating sites but the chances of anything serious have plummeted since the allowence of hookup threads.

even just the info and sexy bargain alerts are worth the 5er a month. which of course also pays for boards servers not just paying to finance one forum..

Piste

Say if you really liked food, nice simple stuff like pasta with cheese, so you decide to join a website for foodies to learn what the best shapes of pasta and types of cheese are. Lo and behold you discover everyone's harping on about Chicken Cordon Bleu and Duck Confit and Crab Paté and though it all sounds terribly exotic and interesting, it doesn't sound all that delicious and really all you want is to share your enthusiasm of pasta with cheese.




It's exactly like that.

In All Fairness

Acacia wrote: »

I heard that they compare wee-wee size and/or vagina nice-ness.

I'm so sorry cos I know this is supposed to be a durty sex thread, but for some strange reason, when I read the above post, all I could think about was the rival merits of Kimberley and Mikado.

I am sorry and it won't happen again.

jester77

Don't go there... I had to leave due to carpal tunnel syndrome

Nevyn

Piste wrote: »

Say if you really liked food, nice simple stuff like pasta with cheese, so you decide to join a website for foodies to learn what the best shapes of pasta and types of cheese are. Lo and behold you discover everyone's harping on about Chicken Cordon Bleu and Duck Confit and Crab Paté and though it all sounds terribly exotic and interesting, it doesn't sound all that delicious and really all you want is to share your enthusiasm of pasta with cheese.




It's exactly like that.

Well that make me nearly laugh coffee all over my keyboard cheers Piste.
Please you are most welcome to post about 'pasta and cheese' have to say I am a fan of both but just not together.

D.Q

first rule of fightclub...

Captain Darling

Thaedydal wrote: »

Please you are most welcome to post about 'pasta and cheese' have to say I am a fan of both but just not together.

Sounds kinky....:eek:

Banter Joe

Captain Darling wrote: »

Sounds kinky....:eek:

Well you know what they say, If the duck shoe fits....

Dudess

In All Fairness wrote: »

I'm so sorry cos I know this is supposed to be a durty sex thread, but for some strange reason, when I read the above post, all I could think about was the rival merits of Kimberley and Mikado.

I am sorry and it won't happen again.

well there was apparently a bit of controversy over what Mikados look like... ahem...

funk-you

irishleedsfan wrote: »

What is the sex forum like on boards??

Safe and sensible.

-Funk

Professey Chin

Dudess wrote: »

well there was apparently a bit of controversy over what Mikados look like... ahem...

Biscuits?

Dudess

Heh...
http://rossvross.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/mikado1.jpg

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Do some people claim that Mikados look like gees?

Because they don't.

Splinter

Dudess wrote: »

Heh...
http://rossvross.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/mikado1.jpg

i think that makes me hungry...i'm not sure...

Dudess

Des wrote: »

Do some people claim that Mikados look like gees?

Because they don't.

No. No resemblance whatsoever...

garylarson

Des wrote: »

Do some people claim that Mikados look like gees?

Because they don't.

They look like really really dry gees 1 week in 4

My name is URL

If that's what a gee looks like you can stick your Sex forum

Four-Percent

Mini Wibbs wrote: »

i think that makes me hungry...i'm not sure...

Hungry and aroused at the same time most probably.

Dublin_Gunner

Four-Percent wrote: »

Hungry and aroused at the same time most probably.

Thats gonna make for a messy Mikado.

pigeonbutler

ronnie3585 wrote: »

Would it be a nudie sort of thing?

Do you see the lot, do ya Father? Or is it just the top half?

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Thaedydal wrote: »

Discussions in the Sex and Sexuality forum are about consensual sex only and it is not for organising swinging sessions or gangbang sessions.

This is Thaedydal wearing her Boards Ambassador hat.

If there is aprivate swinging and gangbang forum on boards I will be disappointed and hurt cos I am not a member.

And this is her putting on her wizard hat.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

Thats gonna make for a messy Mikado.

Someone you love would love some.

Firetrap

I looked once. It wasn't pervy enough for me

Mountain_Surfer

Sounds like its a want it because we cant have it sort of situation!!

OK-Cancel-Apply

I think you can judge all forums by their users. Here's a sample of what typical forum users are like:

Sex and Sexuality

Animal and Pet Issues

Computers and Technology

Ranting and Raving

Atheism and Agnosticism

Instruments

Personal Issues

Dudess

Wouldn't Animals & Pet Issues be more this:

http://api.ning.com/files/SA7M6k8TsPYknqxckNsMgKhsB4F0P6r5HDaoiKYNsprRSy1Ppv2YtO1yT8ks4MEkqqw2Afb6UTM4PQ9Kw8lU8Qg7KGxIWLg6/SimpsonsCrazyCatLady.jpg

4zn76tysfajdxp

OK-Cancel-Apply wrote: »

Ranting and Raving

Yeah, they so wish. :rolleyes:

orestes

Piste wrote: »

Say if you really liked food, nice simple stuff like pasta with cheese, so you decide to join a website for foodies to learn what the best shapes of pasta and types of cheese are. Lo and behold you discover everyone's harping on about Chicken Cordon Bleu and Duck Confit and Crab Paté and though it all sounds terribly exotic and interesting, it doesn't sound all that delicious and really all you want is to share your enthusiasm of pasta with cheese.




It's exactly like that.

That is my favourite post ever

funk-you wrote: »

Safe and sensible.

-Funk

Safe, sane and consensual

-Fuck

OK-Cancel-Apply wrote: »

I think you can judge all forums by their users. Here's a sample of what typical forum users are like:

Sex and Sexuality

Animal and Pet Issues

Computers and Technology

Ranting and Raving

Atheism and Agnosticism

Instruments

Personal Issues

And now we know why I kept D&D private

mahamageehad

OK-Cancel-Apply wrote: »

I think you can judge all forums by their users. Here's a sample of what typical forum users are like:

Sex and Sexuality

Animal and Pet Issues

Computers and Technology

Ranting and Raving

Atheism and Agnosticism

Instruments

Personal Issues

You sir are a genius! *Applause*

Piste

Thaedydal wrote: »

Well that make me nearly laugh coffee all over my keyboard cheers Piste.
Please you are most welcome to post about 'pasta and cheese' have to say I am a fan of both but just not together.

I was so hungry when I posted that! Very hungry now too....God I'd kill for some pasta and cheese

orestes

Piste wrote: »

God I'd kill for some pasta and cheese

Durty!

Nevyn

Des wrote: »

Do some people claim that Mikados look like gees?

Because they don't.

Granny's Jam Flaps bickies.

tech77

OK-Cancel-Apply wrote: »

I think you can judge all forums by their users. Here's a sample of what typical forum users are like:

Sex and Sexuality

Animal and Pet Issues

Computers and Technology

Ranting and Raving

Atheism and Agnosticism

Instruments

Personal Issues

Brilliant research.
Very helpful, thanks.
That atheist photo is uncannily accurate :pac:

The S and S one made me LOL.

Edit: In fact, haven't laughed at an AH post so much in a long while, thanks.

ottostreet

if you had asked me five minutes ago "what is the one thing you are guaranteed not to see in this thread?", i would have said...


i dunno what i would have said, but mikado biscuits would be right up there.

bravo AH, bravo.

Executive Steve

My name is URL wrote: »

There should be a Trying To Get Sex subforum tbh

You really want to merge AH and Personal Issues?