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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,372 Mod ✭✭✭✭andrew


    Oh Jesus Christ I'm actually getting these.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    Paul Simon's "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover," but for software security nerds




    SQL Injection FTW


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Epic Tissue


    These things are always terrible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    There Are 10 Types of People In The World: Those Who Understand This Thread, And Those Who Don't.....
    wtf?
    Insurgent wrote: »
    Thank fcuk I don't know anyhing that is going on in this thread. It's Friday afternoon ffs. I don't need to be thinking!!
    I thought I knew what was going on here.

    But then I realised that I didn't...
    jumpguy wrote: »
    I don't even understand the thread title. :confused:
    brummytom wrote: »
    Can anyone translate this nonsense for us normal people?
    Redzer7 wrote: »
    HUH?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    OP you give us computery types the bad image.

    Computery types?
    Ah lads quit it with the technical talk.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    This dialogue from the Simpsons sums up this thread pretty well I think
    Homer: [yelling at a student] Neeeerd!
    Marge: Homer, that isn't very nice.
    Homer: Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college
    students: jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give
    nerds a hard time.
    [A "jock" walks by]
    Hey pal! Did you get a load of the nerd?
    Jock: [not understanding] Pardon me?

    Now which one are you in it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    I can speak a weird language too.......pig latin.......here goes........


    ORSTW-AY HREADT-AY VERE-AY


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,392 ✭✭✭Dartz


    10 PRINT WTF?
    20 GOTO 10


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43 beni


    printf(" +\n");
    printf(" +++\n");
    printf("+++++\n");
    printf(" +++\n");
    printf(" +\n");

    (0) (0)
    \ - /
    \ = /
    _


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    10 SING "OPENING VERSE"
    20 DANCE "BADLY"
    30 ERROR. TALENT NOT FOUND
    40 GOTO 10
    RUN


    I love my Amstrad


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    Paul Simon's "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover," but for software security nerds




    SQL Injection FTW

    This is the f**king nerdiest thing I have ever witnessed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 Epic Issue


    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    Paul Simon's "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover," but for software security nerds




    SQL Injection FTW

    Dear God :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    wat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    C:/dos
    C:/dos/run
    run/dos/run


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    c:/>cd alice
    Bad Command or file name

    Excellent. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Boxfresh


    Excellent. :)


    Really?? Would someone be so kind as to explain what these codes are?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,149 ✭✭✭ZorbaTehZ


    char*lie;
    
        double time, me= !0XFACE,
    
        not; int rested,   get, out;
    
        main(ly, die) char ly, **die ;{
    
            signed char lotte,
    
    
    dear; (char)lotte--;
    
        for(get= !me;; not){
    
        1 -  out & out ;lie;{
    
        char lotte, my= dear,
    
        **let= !!me *!not+ ++die;
    
            (char*)(lie=
    
    
    "The gloves are OFF this time, I detest you, snot\n\0sed GEEK!");
    
        do {not= *lie++ & 0xF00L* !me;
    
        #define love (char*)lie -
    
        love 1s *!(not= atoi(let
    
        [get -me?
    
            (char)lotte-
    
    
    (char)lotte: my- *love -
    
        'I'  -  *love -  'U' -
    
        'I'  -  (long)  - 4 - 'U' ])- !!
    
        (time  =out=  'a'));} while( my - dear
    
        && 'I'-1l  -get-  'a'); break;}}
    
            (char)*lie++;
    
    
    (char)*lie++, (char)*lie++; hell:0, (char)*lie;
    
        get *out* (short)ly   -0-'R'-  get- 'a'^rested;
    
        do {auto*eroticism,
    
        that; puts(*( out
    
            - 'c'
    
    -('P'-'S') +die+ -2 ));}while(!"you're at it");
    
    
    for (*((char*)&lotte)^=
    
        (char)lotte; (love ly) [(char)++lotte+
    
        !!0xBABE];){ if ('I' -lie[ 2 +(char)lotte]){ 'I'-1l ***die; }
    
        else{ if ('I' * get *out* ('I'-1l **die[ 2 ])) *((char*)&lotte) -=
    
        '4' - ('I'-1l); not; for(get=!
    
    
    get; !out; (char)*lie  &  0xD0- !not) return!!
    
        (char)lotte;}
    
    
    (char)lotte;
    
        do{ not* putchar(lie [out
    
        *!not* !!me +(char)lotte]);
    
        not; for(;!'a';);}while(
    
            love (char*)lie);{
    
    
    register this; switch( (char)lie
    
        [(char)lotte] -1s *!out) {
    
        char*les, get= 0xFF, my; case' ':
    
        *((char*)&lotte) += 15; !not +(char)*lie*'s';
    
        this +1s+ not; default: 0xF +(char*)lie;}}}
    
        get - !out;
    
        if (not--)
    
        goto hell;
    

    And yes, it does compile. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    Boxfresh wrote: »
    Really?? Would someone be so kind as to explain what these codes are?

    cd == change directory
    alice == a directory name that doesn't exist, but also some chick
    Bad Command or Filename == Who the f**k is Alice?

    It's just using code or commands to represent something else, like:

    that = (question ? 2b : !2b)
    Bit of Shakespeare, there. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Edgedinblue


    wow, i must be the only one who hasnt got a clue wtf is going on in this thread?


  • Registered Users Posts: 215 ✭✭Baile an Locha


    wow, i must be the only one who hasnt got a clue wtf is going on in this thread?

    My friend you are not alone.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    wow, i must be the only one who hasnt got a clue wtf is going on in this thread?
    No I'm with you on this one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭Bob_Harris


    brummytom wrote: »
    Can anyone translate this nonsense for us normal people?

    Yeah because anyone who knows a bit of programming or scripting is obviously not normal at all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 acidstorm


    A bit of python, I hope it doesn't get screwed up

    if (tonight == a_good_night):
    return (feeling)

    I watched this one again and again and again and again though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    brummytom wrote: »
    Can anyone translate this nonsense for us normal people?

    Missed that earlier on. I share your surname, sir, and you have brought shame upon our house. Sit in the corner for an hour, and don't let me hear a peep from you ;).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 acidstorm


    ZorbaTehZ wrote: »
    char*lie;
    
        double time, me= !0XFACE,
    
        not; int rested,   get, out;
    
        main(ly, die) char ly, **die ;{
    
            signed char lotte,
    
    
    dear; (char)lotte--;
    
        for(get= !me;; not){
    
        1 -  out & out ;lie;{
    
        char lotte, my= dear,
    
        **let= !!me *!not+ ++die;
    
            (char*)(lie=
    
    
    "The gloves are OFF this time, I detest you, snot\n\0sed GEEK!");
    
        do {not= *lie++ & 0xF00L* !me;
    
        #define love (char*)lie -
    
        love 1s *!(not= atoi(let
    
        [get -me?
    
            (char)lotte-
    
    
    (char)lotte: my- *love -
    
        'I'  -  *love -  'U' -
    
        'I'  -  (long)  - 4 - 'U' ])- !!
    
        (time  =out=  'a'));} while( my - dear
    
        && 'I'-1l  -get-  'a'); break;}}
    
            (char)*lie++;
    
    
    (char)*lie++, (char)*lie++; hell:0, (char)*lie;
    
        get *out* (short)ly   -0-'R'-  get- 'a'^rested;
    
        do {auto*eroticism,
    
        that; puts(*( out
    
            - 'c'
    
    -('P'-'S') +die+ -2 ));}while(!"you're at it");
    
    
    for (*((char*)&lotte)^=
    
        (char)lotte; (love ly) [(char)++lotte+
    
        !!0xBABE];){ if ('I' -lie[ 2 +(char)lotte]){ 'I'-1l ***die; }
    
        else{ if ('I' * get *out* ('I'-1l **die[ 2 ])) *((char*)&lotte) -=
    
        '4' - ('I'-1l); not; for(get=!
    
    
    get; !out; (char)*lie  &  0xD0- !not) return!!
    
        (char)lotte;}
    
    
    (char)lotte;
    
        do{ not* putchar(lie [out
    
        *!not* !!me +(char)lotte]);
    
        not; for(;!'a';);}while(
    
            love (char*)lie);{
    
    
    register this; switch( (char)lie
    
        [(char)lotte] -1s *!out) {
    
        char*les, get= 0xFF, my; case' ':
    
        *((char*)&lotte) += 15; !not +(char)*lie*'s';
    
        this +1s+ not; default: 0xF +(char*)lie;}}}
    
        get - !out;
    
        if (not--)
    
        goto hell;
    
    And yes, it does compile. :D


    Erm.. Am I the only one who tried reading this code. I got stuck at the args to int (atoi) call. Anyone care to explain ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    Silly comment. Self-mod.


  • Registered Users Posts: 351 ✭✭Tyler MacDurden


    I like this one:
    streets.map { |s| s.name == nil }

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,827 ✭✭✭Donny5


    acidstorm wrote: »
    Erm.. Am I the only one who tried reading this code. I got stuck at the args to int (atoi) call. Anyone care to explain ;)

    atoi converts ASCII to integer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    I don't understand this thread :confused:

    I'll give it a go anyway:
    [run_scan]<IDOnOTUNDerstAnd==thISthReAd>
           === [<get it?>tu]
    

    No?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Futurama has a funny line in it where Calculon slams the door on Bender and he knocks again. Calculon answers the door, looks at him and asks, "do you have an extra goto 10 line?"


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