I feel terrible about this

pagancornflake

I like to go to the maternity ward and swap the babies in the incubators around. I just love the idea of irrevocably altering the entire life of a human being. Feels good man.

FunkZ

And the award for Gary Glitter Wannabe of the Year goes to...

Paganlass!

phasers

I facepalmed IRL

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Sweet



I.B.T.L....................ole!!

My name is URL

Well I'd do ya

AckwelFoley

pagancornflake wrote: »

I like to go to the maternity ward and swap the babies in the incubators around. I just love the idea of irrevocably altering the entire life of a human being. Feels good man.

i seen that in a film, where the chief of police wouldnt do what the mob wanted so they went into the hospital and swapped all the babies around... and left them with a jew baby.

I think it was Once upon a time in america.


i lol'd

CreepingDeath

pagancornflake wrote: »

I like to go to the maternity ward and swap the babies in the incubators around. I just love the idea of irrevocably altering the entire life of a human being. Feels good man.

You should run for minister of health.

pagancornflake

FunkZ wrote: »

And the award for Gary Glitter Wannabe of the Year goes to...

Paganlass!

He shags kids, I swap them at birth.

Together we are like batman and robin, except there are no villans. Just us ruining peoples lives.

lmao

Whosbetter?

pagancornflake wrote: »

I like to go to the maternity ward and swap the babies in the incubators around. I just love the idea of irrevocably altering the entire life of a human being. Feels good man.

Omen to you.:)

mink_man

i bet ur mother wishes some1 swapped you at birth!

phasers

OP, I don't think you actually feel terrible about this.


reported for misleading thread title

Shacklebolt

Did you ever mix up two pairs of identical twins?

I.B.T.L, Same thing happened to you O.P, Your real father is Charles Manson.

pagancornflake

CreepingDeath wrote: »

You should run for minister of health.

Nah, I'm happy with the way things are going right now. Thanks to me, no-one knows that Mary Harney is Rosie O'Donnells sister. Shame for the latter, maybe nepotism would have helped her career.

procure11

mink_man wrote: »

i bet ur mother wishes some1 swapped you at birth!

Are you sure this was not the case ...I heard from psychologists that events from childbirth and childhood largely determine our personality...in this case I think it would be an accurate assertion.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

I think he's venting his frustration.............maybe because Gary Glitter rejected his love??...perhaps?

pagancornflake

mink_man wrote: »

i bet ur mother wishes some1 swapped you at birth!

I bet your mother hasnt told you that I am your real father. lol

Tomebagel

pagancornflake wrote: »

I like to go to the maternity ward and swap the babies in the incubators around. I just love the idea of irrevocably altering the entire life of a human being. Feels good man.

Thread title contradicts this.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Will someone please find a giant padlock for this thread

brummytom

Ermmmm....

pagancornflake

procure11 wrote: »

Are you sure this was not the case ...I heard from psychologists that events from childbirth and childhood largely determine our personality...in this case I think it would be an accurate assertion.

Well I heard from psychologists (and from studying it), that peronality traits are largely determined genetically (mono and dyozygotic twin studies). You fail at psychoanalysis

lrn2psychology

El Guapo!

Ahhh.......So that explains why my whole family is black and my afro is pathetic compared to theirs................

Dusty87

I have a baby on the way and im not lettin it out of my sight when its born now. Iv a feeling if your ever caught you'll be going from maternity ward to intensive care unit:) :P

pagancornflake

benwavner wrote: »

I think he's venting his frustration.............maybe because Gary Glitter rejected his love??...perhaps?

In that case, why would I swap them around instead of emulating what he does to them? And whats with the Gary Glitter comments? Sure, I havent been raped by Gary Glitter, are you trying to show off the fact that you have? I'm trying to discuss a serious topic here and you are ruining it.

Shacklebolt

Dean09 wrote: »

Ahhh.......So that explains why my whole family is black and my afro is pathetic compared to theirs................

http://7.media.tumblr.com/68MT5QIsoqidejp8FxuHhhGTo1_500.jpg

brummytom

Dusty87 wrote: »

I have a baby on the way and im not lettin it out of my sight when its born now.

My mom was the same - I was by her side until she left hospital .

Congratulations o/

pagancornflake

Tomebagel wrote: »

Thread title contradicts this.

Nope. It feels good for me to swap around the babies, and I feel bad about this aspect of my behavior.

lrn2pedant

pagancornflake

benwavner wrote: »

Will someone please find a giant padlock for this thread

Whyever would someone do that? I'm looking for help and you are just making a mockery of it.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

pagancornflake wrote: »

In that case, why would I swap them around instead of emulating what he does to them? And whats with the Gary Glitter comments? Sure, I havent been raped by Gary Glitter, are you trying to show off the fact that you have? I'm trying to discuss a serious topic here and you are ruining it.

Oooooohhh touchy touchy!! a "serious" topic about you swapping kids!! pfft........

.....

pagancornflake

Dean09 wrote: »

Ahhh.......So that explains why my whole family is black and my afro is pathetic compared to theirs................

Just keep adding mousse and back combing it when it dries and youll get there dude. Best of luck

Praetorian Saighdiuir

pagancornflake wrote: »

Whyever would someone do that? I'm looking for help and you are just making a mockery of it.

Help on the t'internet...............maybe sympathy in PI....post there if you are "serious".

January

Which hospital do you do this in?

A lot of the hospitals now have a policy of "rooming in" where all babies are placed with their mothers for their entire hospital stay... even if you were switching the babies around you'd want to be switching security tags also as all babies now wear tags that if they leave main part of hospital an alarm sounds.

I mean, even after my emergency caesarean section under general anesthetic my baby was placed with my for my entire hospital stay...

pagancornflake

benwavner wrote: »

Oooooohhh touchy touchy!! a "serious" topic about you swapping kids!! pfft........

.....

Oh, so you dont consider ones compulsion to ruin peoples lives in such a manner serious? You sir, disgust even I.

procure11

pagancornflake wrote: »

Well I heard from psychologists (and from studying it), that peronality traits are largely determined genetically (mono and dyozygotic twin studies). You fail at psychoanalysis

lrn2psychology

Save your psychoanalysis for your psycho assignments and classes...if you are really attending classes and good at what you are studying...your wouldn't have put up this post in the first place.

pagancornflake

adrieanne__x wrote: »

Which hospital do you do this in?

A lot of the hospitals now have a policy of "rooming in" where all babies are placed with their mothers for their entire hospital stay... even if you were switching the babies around you'd want to be switching security tags also as all babies now wear tags that if they leave main part of hospital an alarm sounds.

I mean, even after my emergency caesarean section under general anesthetic my baby was placed with my for my entire hospital stay...

Hospitals in third world countries

pagancornflake

procure11 wrote: »

Save your psychoanalysis for your psycho assignments and classes...if you are really attending classes and good at what are studying...your wouldn't have put up this post in the first place.

>and good at what are studying

>your would'nt have to put up this post in the first place

...

Do you study linguistics by any chance? YOUR GOOD AT WHAT ARE STUDYING

procure11

pagancornflake wrote: »

Hospitals in third world countries

Fail!!
People like you deliberately put up posts like this to increase your amount of thanks because you think its funny....even AH can be sensible sometimes...try harder next time.:D

P.S And for someone hoping to be a psychologist...not particularly very clever

Praetorian Saighdiuir

pagancornflake wrote: »

Oh, so you dont consider ones compulsion to ruin peoples lives in such a manner serious? You sir, disgust even I.

Ha, <insert appropriate americanism>

pagancornflake

benwavner wrote: »

Help on the t'internet...............maybe sympathy in PI....post there if you are "serious".

Im not paying for that, why do you presume that I do? I find that offensive.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

pagancornflake wrote: »

Im not paying for that, why do you presume that I do? I find that offensive.

ooohhhh you are well educated arent you!...........

Whosbetter?

adrieanne__x wrote: »

I mean, even after my emergency caesarean section under general anesthetic my baby was placed with my for my entire hospital stay...

Yeah, same thing happened to Mrs Whosbetter? a few years back.

I was really surprised by that!

pagancornflake

procure11 wrote: »

Fail!!
People like you deliberately put up posts like this to increase your amount of thanks because you think its funny....even AH can be sensible sometimes...try harder next time.:D

Way to project, I had no idea that there were people who valued thanks so much (a strange accusation from the guy who has 3 times the posts I have). For someone so critical of my knowledge of psych and the requisite intelligence involved, you really do fall victim to such easily identifiable projections ...try harder next time:D

procure11

pagancornflake wrote: »

>and good at what are studying

>your would'nt have to put up this post in the first place

...

Do you study linguistics by any chance? YOUR GOOD AT WHAT ARE STUDYING

I have since edited it...it is a not a thesis submission ...get over it....but you can't edit how pathetic your post is?

pagancornflake

benwavner wrote: »

ooohhhh you are well educated arent you!...........

oooooh education has nothing to do with what we are talking about!..........

ChocolateSauce

Statistically you aren't actually changing anything....

pagancornflake

procure11 wrote: »

I have since edited it...it is a not a thesis submission ...get over it....but you can't edit how pathetic your post is?

I have no desire to, since whether or not it is indeed pathetic is a point of contention and considering the fact that you are in this thread attacking a fellow who is just looking for help, I must argue that you are at least as pathetic as I am

pagancornflake

ChocolateSauce wrote: »

Statistically you aren't actually changing anything....

lolwut?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

pagancornflake wrote: »

oooooh education has nothing to do with what we are talking about!..........

Brutal topic...............and your replies are even worse!

I think its your bedtime.

Sharpshooter

I feel terrible about this OP.
NOT.

Banned.