Have you ever got THE GOO?

InkSlinger67

Right time of week/night I think....

Was just out for a maximum of 3 pints earlier today to watch the match. After said game I got The Goo: I got the taste for more beer and couldn't help but order a 4th why not!

I guess you could call the goo a mental joust with the barman akin to a sleepy battle with the alarm clock in the morning e.g. "Ah sure, I might aswell hit the snooze button JUST ONE more time! I'll know when to get up!". Only it doesn't just turn into a short 5 minute snooze, it turns into a serious session like no other and you end up doing stuff you cringe about for weeks afterwards.

I didn't get a proper goo this afternoon, thank god, but it did remind me of plenty of times years ago when I used to get it bad. When 1 or 2 drinks would turn into stumbling home at 4am and waking the folks up while doing the drunken keydance at the front door without pants...bad times! :pac:

I have since learned a bit of self-discipline with alcohol but, in my memory, the nights I got the goo seem to be the times when I ended up doing the strangest things I've ever done.

Am I alone in this opinion? What's the worst thing you have ever done on those "only 1 or 2" nights that ended up really nasty?

itsallaboutheL

MOAR BEER

itsallaboutheL

I once got two in the goo.........got one in her poo the same night......EPIC


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phasers

My mind immediately went to the gutter after seeing the thread title

I need to go have a good auld pray, excuse me

Biggins

phasers wrote: »

My mind immediately went to the gutter after seeing the thread title

I need to go have a good auld pray, excuse me

I hope Allah hears you ya durty sinner.

MizzLolly

I got the goo with some colleagues after a work meeting last week and woke up the next day covered with teeth marks from various employees!

InkSlinger67

MizzLolly wrote: »

....woke up the next day covered with teeth marks from various employees!

60's style GOO! Congrats! :pac:

mud

I get the goo, usually at the most unreasonable times, give in to the goo!

mobius42

Ah yes, I know what the OP is talking about. One such incident started with two pints and ended with me rolling down the road on an office chair wearing a lab coat.

Michellenman

Solution

dr.bollocko

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

I once got two in the goo.........got one in her poo the same night......EPIC


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You're wasting a finger that could be put to good use there.

El Weirdo

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You're wasting a finger that could be put to good use there.

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I knew that's what it really meant.

RandolphEsq

I always drink with the mentality and hope that it turns into a sesh. My life is all about the goo . . . the gootch

Overheal

I got the goo last week when my neighbour wanted to split a 12 pack. By the end he told me to just take 2 more cans and go home

seanybiker

The goo? That is some stupid name. I never got that cos I never plan to only have one or two.

In All Fairness

Bastard. I've just this minute finished my six-pack and am staring forlornly at the tenner that I knew now I'd feel better for not spending, getting twelve. I know morality has won but it seems a very pyhhric victory.:(

Mr. CooL ICE

On a completely different note... Anyone else notice the artwork for the Vodafone Mission Red logo looks remarkably like the new redtube logo?

Maybe theres a connection...

In All Fairness

LordChessington wrote: »

On a completely different note... Anyone else notice the artwork for the Vodafone Mission Red logo looks remarkably like the new redtube logo?

Maybe theres a connection...

Yeh I noticed that, very strange....y'wouldn't have a spare can wouldya?