This is probably a bad idea, but..

liah

It's my birthday today (well, "tomorrow," but it's the 23rd technically so whatever). I've decided to come to After Hours for some creative ideas as to what to do for my 22nd.

I have approximately E190 to spend (what, it's the fecking recession and I've no jawb!). I have no transport out of town (Mullingar) so I can't really go anywhere even remotely interesting. There's feck all to do here except pub'n'club, and I want to do something on top of that.

So, AH, give me ideas as to something out of the ordinary to do for this loathsome birthday to distract me from my aging. :pac:

jumpguy

I've by far the best idea, don't go out, stay in and keep us company in AH.

Biggins

Try running down the street naked with just the cash cellophaned to you.
See how many lassies (and blokes?) chase you!

liah

Biggins wrote: »

Try running down the street naked with just the cash cellophaned to you.
See how many lassies (and blokes?) chase you!

Prefer the blokes tbh, you know, being straight and all.

galwayrush

Biggins wrote: »

Try running down the street naked with just the cash cellophaned to you.
See how many lassies (and blokes?) chase you!

Try running down the street wearing nothing but cellophane so we can all clearly see (you're/ your )nuts.:D


ok i'll grab my coat.....................

Professey Chin

liah wrote: »

It's my birthday today (well, "tomorrow," but it's the 23rd technically so whatever). I've decided to come to After Hours for some creative ideas as to what to do for my 22nd.

I have approximately £190 to spend (what, it's the fecking recession and I've no jawb!). I have no transport out of town (Mullingar) so I can't really go anywhere even remotely interesting. There's feck all to do here except pub'n'club, and I want to do something on top of that.

So, AH, give me ideas as to something out of the ordinary to do for this loathsome birthday to distract me from my aging. :pac:

Wont do ya much good.
We only accept euros in this here country canadian

thomond2006

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Dear liah, Happy Birthday to you.


/Gets coat

Saibh

Biggins wrote: »

Try running down the street naked with just the cash cellophaned to you.
See how many lassies (and blokes?) chase you!

galwayrush wrote: »

Try running down the street wearing nothing but cellophane so we can all clearly see you're nuts.:D


ok i'll grab my coat.....................

We'll know what suggest for your next birthday then

Biggins

liah wrote: »

Prefer the blokes tbh, you know, being straight and all.

I don't believe you!!!
Pics (naked OF COURSE) please.

Biggins

Saibh wrote: »

We'll know what suggest for your next birthday then

I did it twice. LOL
Once in my home town and once in Bradshawgate street in Bolton.
Aaa there is nothing like the flow of fresh air between your legs at 11.30 at night in a main street. :pac:

Crazy schit ya do when your young LOL

liah

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Wont do ya much good.
We only accept euros in this here country canadian

Forgot I'm not using my custom keyboard setup, hate using other people's computers.. meant euro.

Latchy

Stand in the main square and sing the canadian national anthem which is ..er ..eh ... maple leaf at sunrise right ?

phasers

are there male hookers in Mullingar? You can probably get a half decent (Clean at least) one for that price

AlmightyCushion

Go to the bank and get all €190 changed in to 1c coins. Then buy something for €190 with a wheelbarrow of 1c coins.

bigeasyeah

Spend it on drink

liah

phasers wrote: »

are there male hookers in Mullingar? You can probably get a half decent (Clean at least) one for that price

Half-decent?

You've obviously never been to Mullingar. You'd be lucky to get "decent if you compare them to crystal meth addicts or Keith Richards."

I hate the idea of denying myself teh sex, but I think I'd rather hold on the drunken horizontal tangos until I manage to get to a slightly more.. "aesthetically blessed" country town. :pac:

liah

bigeasyeah wrote: »

Spend it on drink

It's my birthday AND I have boobs and blonde hair.

I won't be buying drink til next week

Red Hand

The Royal Canal runs by Mullingar, doesn't it? Cycle the length of it for 22 miles.

There are roads in Mullingar? Walk the length of them for 22 miles.

You have 46 chromosones in your body in Mullingar? Donate one of your sperm/egg cells (delete as appropriate) to an appropriate bank with an extra chromosone as good luck.

Eat 22 eggs....in Mullingar

In Mullingar, drink 22 pints.

If I lived in Mullingar and was 22, I'd kill them all. This subliminal message brought to you by www.vhemt.org/ :P

AlmightyCushion

Go out and use the €190 to get a couple of your friends completely shítfaced, so drunk they won't be able to remember anything. Then put them in very odd situations. Leave one in a field butt naked, cover him in blood and leave some raw meat in his mouth. Then leave some blood soaked wool around him. Send another to bed but put a naked hobo in his bed beside him. Have the hobo **** off in his face for added effect. Do similar stuff to the others.

Then the next day ask where they disappeared to and see what happens.

DanGerMus

I suggest you go out and buy yourself a nice birthday suit and then parade it around for all to see.

Purple Gorilla

Male Escort?

El Weirdo

galwayrush wrote: »

Try running down the street wearing nothing but cellophane so we can all clearly see (you're/ your )nuts.:D

Friend of mine turned up to a fancy dress party like that.

genericguy

i was born at 20 past 4 apparently, so i do the same thing every year.

Red Hand

DanGerMus wrote: »

I suggest you go out and buy yourself a nice birthday suit and then parade it around for all to see.

Remove it from the body first...otherwise there will be hilarity, blood and shenanigans.:pac:

Happy Birthday by the way.

Time Magazine

No suggestions, but Happy Birthday.

AlmightyCushion

liah wrote: »

It's my birthday AND I have boobs and blonde hair.

I won't be buying drink til next week

Coincidence or what. My birthday is next weekend. Spend some of €190 getting me to mullingar and let me share the free drink.

laugh

liah wrote: »

It's my birthday AND I have boobs and blonde hair.

I won't be buying drink til next week

Of all the shi t holes, of all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mullingar

AlmightyCushion

genericguy wrote: »

i was born at 20 past 4 apparently, so i do the same thing every year.

You watch countdown and 15 to 1?

genericguy

i knew you'd get that. buzz up to dublin and we'll watch the big lebowski.

Carsinian Thau

Liah,

I grudgingly give you permission to invite me round to your place.

But only becuase it's your birthday.

genericguy

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

You watch countdown and 15 to 1?

bang on! i miss 'live at three' though.

gerky

I suggest you start a competition on boards with the €190 being the prize either for themselves or charity and see what sort of things you can get people to do, so pretty much a attentionwhore off.
I'd be willing to guess there's some boardsies willing to do quite a lot for €190, and with certain boardsies I mean a lot:pac:
A great days entertainment for you:D


Also happy birthday.

AlmightyCushion

genericguy wrote: »

bang on! i miss 'live at three' though.

Is deal or no deal still on? Damn I miss college.

genericguy

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Is deal or no deal still on? Damn I miss college.

hope not, it's rubbish. happy bday liah btw.

just remembered the old joke - "what has 100 legs and stinks of piss? the front row of live at three"

i'll just fook off now shall i?

barakus

Use the money to get out of mullingar for a while. I suggest cork.

Diabhal Beag

Coke and hookers

brummytom

liah wrote: »

It's my birthday AND I have boobs and blonde hair.


I won't be buying drink til next week

Pics or GTFO.

And Happy Birthday

But Pics

genericguy

brummytom wrote: »

Pics or GTFO.

And Happy Birthday

But Pics

maybe when you're older norris, now go to bed.

bigeasyeah

liah wrote: »

It's my birthday AND I have boobs and blonde hair.

I won't be buying drink til next week

Its too easy...

brummytom

bigeasyeah wrote: »

Its too easy...

Don't call her 'it'

genericguy

brummytom wrote: »

Don't call her 'it'

nice try, don't think she'll fall for it though

kumate_champ07

Im not busy tomorrow, we can hang out and take photos of nature and sh1t?

jigglywoo

barakus wrote: »

Use the money to get out of mullingar for a while. I suggest cork.

Best idea yet.




Were you not out tonight? There was a good band in Dannys and the Stables

skregs

Buy yourself the Fair City boxset and watch them all

Call Me Jimmy

liah wrote: »

It's my birthday today (well, "tomorrow," but it's the 23rd technically so whatever). I've decided to come to After Hours for some creative ideas as to what to do for my 22nd.

I have approximately E190 to spend (what, it's the fecking recession and I've no jawb!). I have no transport out of town (Mullingar) so I can't really go anywhere even remotely interesting. There's feck all to do here except pub'n'club, and I want to do something on top of that.

So, AH, give me ideas as to something out of the ordinary to do for this loathsome birthday to distract me from my aging. :pac:

Take a dick?

Overheal

hmmm

liah wrote: »

It's my birthday AND I have boobs and blonde hair.

I won't be buying drink til next week

You know, if e190 will get you to Chez Overheal, I'll trade you beer for boobs

Aldebaran

Happy birthday Liah!

Was out in Mullingar tonight, you missed nothing.

Overheal

Aldebaran wrote: »

Happy birthday Liah!

Was out in Mullingar tonight, you missed nothing.

......Except Aldebaran.

Rebelheart

liah wrote: »

It's my birthday today (well, "tomorrow," but it's the 23rd technically so whatever). I've decided to come to After Hours for some creative ideas as to what to do for my 22nd.

I have approximately E190 to spend (what, it's the fecking recession and I've no jawb!). I have no transport out of town (Mullingar) so I can't really go anywhere even remotely interesting. There's feck all to do here except pub'n'club, and I want to do something on top of that.

So, AH, give me ideas as to something out of the ordinary to do for this loathsome birthday to distract me from my aging. :pac:

Jump on the bus to Tullamore, where @100,000 people will be in the town for the last day of the Fleadh Cheoil na hÉireann. 250,000 were expected there in the past week, including 12,000 traditional musicians, and today, Sunday, will be the biggest day of all.

http://www.fleadh2009.com/

TPD

Happy birthday Liah

TheZohanS

liah wrote: »

It's my birthday AND I have boobs and blonde hair.

I won't be buying drink til next week

Still haven't worked out the Euro system then eh?