Badass nicknames your ma uses for you.

SoWatchaWant

My name is Rory, and my ma occasionally calls me,

"Rorsy Porsy"

Sometimes she uses the full nickname:

"Rorsy Porsy puddinsie pie".


Any other good ones?

AlmightyCushion

My dad's name is Con. My name is Conn. To differentiate between the two of us my mum decided to call me 2 n's. I shít you not.

UrbanSea

I find adding a 'y' to the name in some way is a rather popular choice.

Kiera

My Mam calls me (insert real name)y drawers. Not cool at all!

BlueSpiral

My mammy normally goes through the rest of my sibling's names before getting to my name in a flutter, normally not realising she's called me by my little sister's name. Does that count?

MagicMarker

''little bollix''

Kiera

BlueSpiral wrote: »

My mammy normally goes through the rest of my sibling's names before getting to my name in a flutter, normally not realising she's called me by my little sister's name. Does that count?

Oh my Mam does that too. Calls me my brothers names before she gets to mine

Hagar

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

My name is Rory, and my ma occasionally calls me,

"Rorsy Porsy"

Sometimes she uses the full nickname:

"Rorsy Porsy puddinsie pie".


Any other good ones?

I must be thinking of a whole different "badass".
I was expecting something like Killer or Sharky.

Rorsy Porsy isn't badass, it's whopped-ass.

TheCardHolder

Einstein. Yes it's used sarcastically.

Handsome Bob

Name is Matt. My mum calls me macho.

phasers

My ma calls me phasers

peanuthead

Dad calls me 'Home Economics' cause my Home Ec food always came home perfect, but couldn't actually cook an egg!!!

10 years out of school and it still gets used occasionally

Ickle Magoo

My mum, in fact my whole family, add "aroonies" to the shortened version of my name. Have done for as long as I can remember. My sister gets "poo" after the shortened version of her name so I guess I should be grateful. :pac:

Average-Ro

Ronan

She just drops the second syllable, kinda lazy if you ask me.

Shacklebolt

My ma doesnt have nicknames for me, but yours....

Damnit making 'Yore Ma' jokes isnt the same anymore.

Four-Percent

Kiera wrote: »

My Mam calls me (insert real name)y drawers. Not cool at all!

Is your real name not Kiera? :pac:

Kiera

Four-Percent wrote: »

Is your real name not Kiera? :pac:

No.

Busi_Girl08

Kitten
Eefs
Eefy
Eefs-the-beefs

Cheers mum :rolleyes:

Four-Percent

Kiera wrote: »

No.

Oh how quaint!

thomond2006

"son of a bitch"

Duff

''hey-hey-hey-you''

Kiera

thomond2006 wrote: »

"son of a bitch"

So your mother is basically slagging herself off by calling you that!

Mr. CooL ICE

I'm called 'arse'.

No idea why it stuck, but my whole family realised I responded to it more than my actual name(s).

thomond2006

thomond2006 wrote: »

"son of a bitch"

Kiera wrote: »

So your mother is basically slagging herself off by calling you that!

Oh well done!

Abi

MagicMarker wrote: »

''little bollix''

Nothing like a mothers love eh? Slight variation of my own;

"Sarcastic little bitch" or "sarky bitch" for short. I always use the opportunity to remind her I could be picking out her nursing home someday.

jigglywoo

My mam calls me Julia It's no where near my real name

D-Generate

My mum calls me Toby for no real reason. Its not even close to my real name.

My old man calls me "Little ****e"..... suppose in reflection Toby ain't so bad.

Either way I can't remember in recent memory being called by my actual name at home any time.

brummytom

Tomtom (she shouted this to me in a supermarket last week, I nearly died of embarrassment)
Galloping Galloot (WTF is that?!)
Misery guts

rockmongrel

Accident.

G_R

well she doesnt use it often (only once actually) but once i did something stupid and she goes "Danny ya dildo ya"

yes thats right, my ma called me a dildo:mad:

Whispered

dannym08 wrote: »

yes thats right, my ma called me a dildo:mad:

I had an irish teacher who called her whole class dildos once. And then didn't understand why everybody doubled over laughing.

grenache

Difficult to make a nickname out of my name, so my mum just refers to me as Colm.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

dannym08 wrote: »

well she doesnt use it often (only once actually) but once i did something stupid and she goes "Danny ya dildo ya"

yes thats right, my ma called me a dildo:mad:

I lol'd.:D

My Ma calls me Busy Baz every now and then.

my mother must be fairly boring cos she's never called me anything other than my name!

i call my daughter all sorts, chickaroo, chickarooni, honeypie, honeybunny, chicken licken, monkey boots, scoobydoo,

am I a bad mother??

Hagar

Admit it, you've forgotten her name, haven't you?

Hagar

Hagar wrote: »

Admit it, you've forgotten her name, haven't you?

:cool:

Turd Ferguson

Ma my alternates between calling me "you're adopted" and "why are you still here"

Aisling(",)

Ive the lovely joy of being called ashy bashy,ling ling,big ears and skin and blister.
also occasionally the midget.

waraf

These days it's mainly "have you not got a job yet? That was some genius idea you had going back to college at 28...."

pikachucheeks

Kiera wrote: »

Oh my Mam does that too. Calls me my brothers names before she gets to mine

Aww
Maybe it's the beard putting her off?

My mum doesn't tend to call me any other name but "vain"
*sigh*

Kiera

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Aww
Maybe it's the beard putting her off?

My mum doesn't tend to call me any other name but "vain"
*sigh*

Doubt it, i'm not hairy at all

bnagrrl

bamboletta

which takes longer to say than my real name

Sofiztikated

None. My ma insists on calling me by my full name, even though everyone else calls me by a shortened version.

_ZeeK_

sweet cheeks.


but most mothers call their sons that here out weshht...

Teferi

My mum just shortens my name. My aunt calls me "Bobbles".

Novella

My mam calls me little missy!!!

miralize

Novella wrote: »

My mam calls me little missy!!!

Ahh, my mother does that too. Quite emasculating