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UpTheSlashers

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Leiva

found this funny from AH ..

Headshot

Anyone know how much ill get for a HTC Desire HD phone

Its used but like shop new condition. Im going back to a phone with buttons

Le King

Headshot wrote: »

Anyone know how much ill get for a HTC Desire HD phone

Its used but like shop new condition. Im going back to a phone with buttons

Anywhere from 320-400 depending on where you are.

A dude in work bought one, a week old, unlocked, for €350.

On Amazon new they are about 480 inc VAT. Used they are about 340 inc VAT.

Headshot

Le King wrote: »

Anywhere from 320-400 depending on where you are.

A dude in work bought one, a week old, unlocked, for €350.

On Amazon new they are about 480 inc VAT. Used they are about 340 inc VAT.

thanks man

Looks like ill sell it

It's a pity to because its a great phone but I just can never get use to touch screen phones

Mars Bar

I saw a young lad cycling a bike with no tyres today. Dunno how he could put up with the screeching of metal along the ground...

IvySlayer

Headshot wrote: »

thanks man

Looks like ill sell it

It's a pity to because its a great phone but I just can never get use to touch screen phones

Fat fingers?

Dub13

mars bar wrote: »

I saw a young lad cycling a bike with no tyres today. Dunno how he could put up with the screeching of metal along the ground...

Thats Galway...:)

Mars Bar

Dub13 wrote: »

Thats Galway...:)

Limerick actually!

Dub13

mars bar wrote: »

Limerick actually!

Don't need to say anything so....:D

DOC09UNAM

Dub13 wrote: »

Don't need to say anything so....:D

What's wrong with Limerick??? :P



I'm sure most people have seen this by now, but it's brilliant!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItYAZLHrN9M

Headshot

IvySlayer wrote: »

Fat fingers?

I like the old school stuff

none of this touch screen stuff, just a gimmick in my eyes

anyway iv that phone up on adverts /ends plug

Mars Bar

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

What's wrong with Limerick??? :P



I'm sure most people have seen this by now, but it's brilliant!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItYAZLHrN9M

I had not seen that! :eek:

That guy has some serious anger issues.

I saw him play in Donegal and the band and himself started a song in the wrong key and he cut them off. He asked them was it him or them in the wrong key, thank fook it was him!

IvySlayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHfp78kOjkk

I'll just leave this here.

D'Agger

I can't see videos at work....I hate you all :mad:

Paul Tergat

PaulieC wrote: »

I can't see videos at work....I hate you all :mad:

sadly I can see them


bad shout Ivy, bad shout!

DOC09UNAM

mars bar wrote: »

I had not seen that! :eek:

That guy has some serious anger issues.

I saw him play in Donegal and the band and himself started a song in the wrong key and he cut them off. He asked them was it him or them in the wrong key, thank fook it was him!

He is a bit of a legend, always looks ready to kick the head off of someone, particularly liked this part...


"Take your fúcking spray paint"

"Thank you very much"

"SHUT THE FÚCK UP"


Hero

IvySlayer

p_larkin99 wrote: »

sadly I can see them


bad shout Ivy, bad shout!

Ah Steps were great

Paul Tergat

IvySlayer wrote: »

Ah Steps were great

for sure, you just picked the wrong song :P

D'Agger

p_larkin99 wrote: »

sadly I can see them


bad shout Ivy, bad shout!

I'm home now and I concur

wtf Ivy!! :eek:

IvySlayer

You lot suck.

Dolph Starbeam

Not sure if any of ye spend much time in the Football Betting Forum but I think I'll share another one of my failed bets here too.

Sevilla drawing at the weekend cost me close to 2k. That was bad, i did get over it though.

Made this bet this week then to try hit back.

Mark! wrote: »

2 bets on these, 15 quid will bring me home nearly 6k.





I don't think i'll be sleeping much tonight.

I know Porto have a big lead but they have already won the League and have a very good team, whereas Spartak have been very poor this season.

Braga have also been very good at home all season and have beaten Celtic, Liverpool and Arsenal already. Kiev are also missing Sheva because of the red he got in the last leg.

I didn't get to watch the Braga game but was looking at updates on the phone all night. I'm not a happy camper right now, gonna drink myself unfer the table this weekend i think.

I will be back though.

TheTownie

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

I'm sure most people have seen this by now, but it's brilliant!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItYAZLHrN9M

And the moral of the story is....

Don't fúck with Meatloaf !!! :pac:

NabyLadistheman

Mark! wrote: »

Not sure if any of ye spend much time in the Football Betting Forum but I think I'll share another one of my failed bets here too.

Sevilla drawing at the weekend cost me close to 2k. That was bad, i did get over it though.

Made this bet this week then to try hit back.




I didn't get to watch the Braga game but was looking at updates on the phone all night. I'm not a happy camper right now, gonna drink myself unfer the table this weekend i think.

I will be back though.

Thats awful, very unlucky though great bet. Don't mean to be a pain but did you consider laying some of it off?

Mars Bar

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

He is a bit of a legend, always looks ready to kick the head off of someone, particularly liked this part...


"Take your fúcking spray paint"

"Thank you very much"

"SHUT THE FÚCK UP"


Hero

I am so tempted to post the video over on the Meat Loaf forum where the big man himself posts but if you have seen him attack people on that, you think twice about doing it.

He would be perma-banned from boards with the carry on he does be at!

nicklauski

mars bar wrote: »

I am so tempted to post the video over on the Meat Loaf forum where the big man himself posts but if you have seen him attack people on that, you think twice about doing it.

He would be perma-banned from boards with the carry on he does be at!

Do it! PM it to him aswell :P

Mars Bar

nicklauski wrote: »

Do it! PM it to him aswell :P

Nah, I quite literally don't have the balls to do it!

Oat23

Tell me his username and I'll do it. Long drives from Sligo - Belfast and back as a child with my aunt listening to his ****e on repeat.

It's payback time.

Mars Bar

Oatesy23 wrote: »

Tell me his username and I'll do it. Long drives from Sligo - Belfast and back as a child with my aunt listening to his ****e on repeat.

It's payback time.

You calling Meat's music ****e?

You are dead to me.

That_Guy

mars bar wrote: »

You calling Meat's music ****e?

You are dead to me.

He's no Britney Spears.

Nalz

missingtime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqOtKxQ8xpw

Jax Teller

Anyone looking to watch the khan fight later on , if ya have liveonlinefooty they're showing it

Mars Bar

So Flah, we were United yesterday, today we are divided.

C'mon Galway!

Mars Bar

One point.

One lousy feckin' point.

Oat23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTPFrww6zdA

:cool:

That_Guy

Any of ye watch MMA at all?

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Yep, been watching UFC since the one in Dublin and I watch the odd StrikeForce or Bellator.

That_Guy

That_Guy wrote: »

Any of ye watch MMA at all?

Is that the "human cockfighting" stuff where there's no rules and they can't leave until one kills the other?

No.

That_Guy

Shields is 7/2 to beat GSP at UFC 129. Think I might stick a score on Shields myself.

The Cesar Gracie gym is in tremendous form as of late with Melendez and Diaz retaining their respective titles.

I'll take the 20 if you want? Better I keep it than the bookies!

Shields will not take GSP down IMO. And after he gasses out trying GSP will knock him out. Shields has never faced a wrestler like GSP before. People will point at Dan Henderson but Hendo has always been liable to gassing out and has always been liable to getting taken down due to being reckless on the feet. In the Shields fight he punched himself out trying to finish early and then a combination of this and him trying to land that big shot again led to him getting blanketed for the remaining 4 rounds.

GSP won't gas, won't punch himself out, and has mastered the art landing strikes without opening up the takedown.

GSP has spent a lot of time over in England training with Roger Gracie (best grappler in the world bar none IMO and Braulio Estima who won the recent ADCC grappling tournament) so even if he were to be taken down, he'll be well prepared for the strongest side of Shields game, his BJJ.

I really don't see Shields winning this fight.

That_Guy

Deleted User wrote: »

I'll take the 20 if you want? better I keep it than the bookies!

Shields will not take GSP down IMO. And after he gasses out trying GSP will knock him out.

GSP has spent a lot of time over in england training with Roger Gracie (best grappler in the world bar none IMO and Braulio estima who won the recent ADCC grappling tournament) so even if he were to be taken down, he'll be well prepared for the strongest side of Shields game, his BJJ.

It's a very intriguing fight nonetheless but part of me would like GSP to win and maybe move up a weight class because if he beats Shields, there's nobody else for him really in that division and I'd love him to fight Silva.

I wonder if the "under utilised" (:rolleyes:) jab will play a key role in GSP's offence.

That_Guy

That_Guy wrote: »

It's a very intriguing fight nonetheless but part of me would like GSP to win and maybe move up a weight class because if he beats Shields, there's nobody else for him really in that division and I'd love him to fight Silva.

I wonder if the "under utilised" (:rolleyes:) jab will play a key role in GSP's offence.

You're right. If he wins this one there's nobody left for him bar re-matches. Nate Marquardt has just dropped to 170 (which I doubt Martin Kampmaan is too pleased about) but the Jackson allegiance will stand in the way of that.

LOL yea his "laser beam" jab is what I see as the platform to him winning this fight actually.

It's strange, unlike the other Cesar Gracie fighters like Gilbert and the Diaz brothers, Shields' stand up is dire.

I dunno about 185 for GSp. He's the optimal size for WW. He'd be a very small MW. Anderson is HUGE for MW. Hell he's even an average sized LHW!

IvySlayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAjOcwe8VSs

GLaDOS

I see your Dancing in the Moonlight, and raise you... Dancing in the Moonlight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unnh0T2Ftro

IvySlayer

^^^^^^^^ Not as good as Toploader

Been singing this all day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRuHk6Drj2U

everdead.ie

Skynet went online on the 19th and goes self aware at 5pm GMT today initiating a global nuclear war ....... Run!!!

everdead.ie

everdead.ie wrote: »

Skynet went online on the 19th and goes self aware at 5pm GMT today initiating a global nuclear war ....... Run!!!

You'll be just fine with your skynet survival guide.

TheTownie

This guy is just plain ridiculous !!

He is a cellist / saxophonist / beatboxer / composer.

Here he is performing a piece called "Julie-O" by Mark Summer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T36A-H8dPhI

Kevin Olusola! Take a bow son !!

curry-muff

TheTownie wrote: »

This guy is just plain ridiculous !!

He is a cellist / saxophonist / beatboxer / composer.

Here he is performing a piece called "Julie-O" by Mark Summer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T36A-H8dPhI

Kevin Olusola! Take a bow son !!

The sad thing is that if someone like him with real talent went on to Britains Got Talent or the likes he probably wouldn't even win it.