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  • #6902
    monkey9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    Oatesy23 wrote: »
    Something strange flew in my window and hit my tv last summer at around 2am. Scared the crap out of me.

    Looked like a beetle with wings. Hard shell. It died after hitting the tv and falling :(

    Anyone know what it would be called?

    A stupid motherf*cker!!!!


  • #6903
    Paully D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,710 ✭✭✭✭Paully D


    I'm dying a slow and painful death. Can't even remember what time I got home at last night but I drank waaaaaaay too much before, during and after the game :pac:


  • #6904
    AwayWithFaries
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭AwayWithFaries


    Sure that's what Monday night soccer is all about. Getting shít-faced!


  • #6905
    amiable
    Registered Users Posts: 12,206 ✭✭✭✭amiable


    AwayWithFaries wrote: »
    Sure that's what Monday night soccer is all about. Getting shít-faced!

    Super Sunday. Fantastic Monday :D


  • #6906
    Seren_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,810 ✭✭✭Seren_


    Hello everyone o/ Finally applied for access :p Been getting very interested in football again lately!

    How is everyone this evening?


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  • #6907
    Paully D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,710 ✭✭✭✭Paully D


    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

    Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in favour of it.

    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

    At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

    The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.

    When they got home they found the milkman dead on the porch.


  • #6908
    amiable
    Registered Users Posts: 12,206 ✭✭✭✭amiable


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16sSegBowuI


  • #6909
    Davekoolhill
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 217 ✭✭Davekoolhill


    Hey lads,

    We had John Delaney chatting with Irish fans on the YBIG Football Show this week.

    - http://TheWorldsTalking.com/category/ybig-footie-show/


  • #6910
    Paully D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,710 ✭✭✭✭Paully D


    Only having 1 Premier League game on a Saturday is a load of bollocks :mad:


  • #6911
    Paul Tergat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,771 ✭✭✭✭Paul Tergat


    Exam at 9 in the morning. **** my ****ing life


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  • #6912
    Professional Griefer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,116 ✭✭✭Professional Griefer


    Paully D wrote: »
    Only having 1 Premier League game on a Saturday is a load of bollocks :mad:

    True. But at least theres the FA cup. Monster piss up. Starting drinking around 12. Gonna be glorious. :D


  • #6913
    monkey9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    Paully D wrote: »
    Only having 1 Premier League game on a Saturday is a load of bollocks :mad:

    Having any Premier League games on on the day of the FA Cup final is a load of bollocks!!


  • #6914
    Paully D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,710 ✭✭✭✭Paully D


    Any of you staying up for the fight tonight?


  • #6915
    Jax Teller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,763 ✭✭✭Jax Teller


    Paully D wrote: »
    Any of you staying up for the fight tonight?

    Gonna try but I'll prob fall asleep I'm looking forward to Mosley v Alvarez prob more so than Mayweather vs Cotto.


  • #6916
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Go see the Avengers, it rocks, and it's hilarious!


  • #6917
    Adolf Hipster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 501 ✭✭✭Adolf Hipster


    everything hulk is awesome.


  • #6918
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Adolf Hipster wrote: »
    everything hulk is awesome.

    Hulk........smash!

    Puny god!

    ..........................*Punches Thor*


  • #6919
    Luap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭Luap


    Went to see American Pie and Avengers, both brilliant in their own ways.


  • #6920
    Drumpot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,306 ✭✭✭✭Drumpot


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Hulk........smash!

    Puny god!

    ..........................*Punches Thor*
    That was brilliant when
    loki started some big rant about how great he was and the hulk smashed him all over the kip
    like a husband does his wife after 24 stellas


  • #6921
    Professional Griefer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,116 ✭✭✭Professional Griefer


    This is too funny.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plPsnWFng0w


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  • #6922
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,826 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Ix Deadmau5 wrote: »
    This is too funny.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plPsnWFng0w

    That's one snotty nose he has on him.:pac:


  • #6923
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • #6924
    Glico Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,280 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    Aquila wrote: »
    Anymore Mourinho skits on tv anymore?remember they had em on Setanta ??

    Those Special1 Tv episodes? They were class. Mario Rosenstock does the voices doesn't he?


  • #6925
    Augmerson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Augmerson


    Does anybody know who the Secret Football from the Guardian is?


  • #6926
    Paully D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,710 ✭✭✭✭Paully D


    Augmerson wrote: »
    Does anybody know who the Secret Football from the Guardian is?

    Nope, but have fun guessing :)

    http://www.whoisthesecretfootballer.co.uk/


  • #6927
    UnitedIrishman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,369 ✭✭✭UnitedIrishman


    Augmerson wrote: »
    Does anybody know who the Secret Football from the Guardian is?

    After a lot of research and investigation (approx. 5 minutes), I reckon it's Joe Cole based on 'The Checklist'

    There's not one thing that doesn't fit the puzzle that it's him.. I think.


  • #6928
    monkey9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    Sure isn't it meant to be different people! It's not just the same person all along!


  • #6929
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL6nRtPNq-0


    My childhood right there. Epic music.


  • #6930
    Mars Bar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,948 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    Anyone else a fan of the old US Whose Line Is It Anyway?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6E96uHqcO8


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  • #6931
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Sharon Curley's Pregnant.


  • #6932
    Will I Amnt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,222 ✭✭✭✭Will I Amnt


    Dub13 wrote: »
    Sharon Curley's Pregnant.
    The duuurrty bitch!!!


  • #6933
    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    A1 Sharon, good girl.


  • #6934
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Heres a tenner for a few sweets!!!


  • #6935
    Paully D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,710 ✭✭✭✭Paully D


    Galatasary won the league at Fenerbache today:
    Complete chaos in Istanbul today! Thousands of Panathinaikos supporters are in the Turkish capital for their Europa League matches in Basketball. At the same time Fenerbahce played against Galatasaray. No away fans allowed inside the stadium, so thousands of Galatasaray fans gathered in the streets, this led to some of the clashes with Greek supporters.

    When Galatasaray won the match they also become champions. Supporters of Fener couldn't tolerate their enemy to celebrate inside their stadium and invaded the pitch.

    14myy69.jpg


  • #6936
    Oat23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,369 ✭✭✭✭Oat23


    I read earlier that a 12 year old Fenerbache supporter was stabbed to death after the game. Shocking stuff.

    Really hope it's just a rumour!


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  • #6937
    amiable
    Registered Users Posts: 12,206 ✭✭✭✭amiable


    WTF was Jermaine Defoe thinking of having an affair with Peter Kay?

    http://instagr.am/p/Ki5m42EMfr/


  • #6938
    markie29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,040 ✭✭✭markie29


    amiable wrote: »
    WTF was Jermaine Defoe thinking of having an affair with Peter Kay?

    http://instagr.am/p/Ki5m42EMfr/

    ‏ @IAmJermainDefoe
    I've allegedly been having a relationship with Peter Kay, sorry to say I'm not attracted to Peter (dry those eyes) here again is an example

    ...of someone trying to make money off of my back, the fact of the matter is it doesn't matter what people try to do you can never break my

    ...spirit, God loves me and so do my family and true fans #blessed


    haha the spurs dressing room will be fun today.


  • #6939
    Paully D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,710 ✭✭✭✭Paully D


    Really should be studying but can't miss this weekends football :D


  • #6940
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,230 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Paully D wrote: »
    Really should be studying but can't miss this weekends football :D
    Have my first exam tomorrow so went into the library without my laptop so I wouldn't be distracted.Ended up following livescore on m phone the whole time :o Worst day possible to not be watching football :(

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #6941
    Big Pussy Bonpensiero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,778 ✭✭✭Big Pussy Bonpensiero


    Nothing wrong with a 2 hour break lads. The desire to go out was strong!


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  • #6942
    shefellover93
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭shefellover93


    Read an article here about what football needs to do to improve. Wasn't entirely sure about everything but worth a read at least


  • #6943
    Adolf Hipster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 501 ✭✭✭Adolf Hipster


    Mars Bar wrote: »
    Anyone else a fan of the old US Whose Line Is It Anyway?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6E96uHqcO8
    The pilot was one of the funniest things I've ever seen, if you can't recall it look for the newborn foal at a party sketch, absolutely hilarious.


  • #6944
    monkey9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPtSKimbjOU


  • #6945
    Big Pussy Bonpensiero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,778 ✭✭✭Big Pussy Bonpensiero


    Mars Bar I think someone's trying to annoy you:p

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=549440

    Female and all.


  • #6946
    Mars Bar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,948 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    Pretty sure they're male.

    We've been acquainted in After Hours!


  • #6947
    Professional Griefer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,116 ✭✭✭Professional Griefer


    Final exam in 2 hours. Finally done. :)


  • #6948
    KittyeeTrix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,239 ✭✭✭KittyeeTrix


    Ix Deadmau5 wrote: »
    Final exam in 2 hours. Finally done. :)

    Best of luck:)
    Finished all mine but may be called into the external tomorrow so reading over bits n' pieces....... So nervous!!


  • #6949
    Mikeyt086
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,825 ✭✭✭Mikeyt086


    Kirsty Gallacher really sounding like a man on Sky Sports News today. Surely being a TV presenter means losing your voice warrants a sick day?


  • #6950
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    If someone pulled a sickie and then got sunburned on his face..what's the best way to hide it?

    Aloe vera in the fridge and ice cubes all ready done!


  • #6951
    Big Pussy Bonpensiero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,778 ✭✭✭Big Pussy Bonpensiero


    lol

    Google/YouTube is your friend!

    http://www.instructables.com/id/The-single-most-effective-way-to-get-rid-of-a-sunb/


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