The Off Topic Thread

Liam O

IvySlayer wrote: »

Taking off plasters is not fun.....The pain is unbearable Every few hours I pull it back a little bit, so I'm making small progress!

Thank god I'm not a woman and having to wax and all that...

so you say :P

Lawrence1895

IvySlayer wrote: »

Taking off plasters is not fun.....The pain is unbearable Every few hours I pull it back a little bit, so I'm making small progress!

Thank god I'm not a woman and having to wax and all that...

Just rub some cooking oil onto the plaster, wait a few minutes, count up to ten and off we go

Nalz

For all you Walking Dead fans

http://imgur.com/a/qIIsm#0

Kerrigooney

Marty McFly wrote: »

Lazy ass :P, I love cleaning my car will often spend anywhere from 5 to 8 hours doing it.

:eek:. I take it you don't have children.

1: If you did then you wouldn't have a spare 5 to 8 hours to clean your car and
2: You wouldn't bother cleaning it anyway cos it only takes the little monsters 2 mins to destroy 5 hours of cleaning :mad:

Marty McFly

Kerrigooney wrote: »

:eek:. I take it you don't have children.

1: If you did then you wouldn't have a spare 5 to 8 hours to clean your car and
2: You wouldn't bother cleaning it anyway cos it only takes the little monsters 2 mins to destroy 5 hours of cleaning :mad:

:pac: Nope no kids for me .

Although if you look in the motors section on here you will find plenty with kids who would be even more OCD about keeping there car clean than I am, how they manage it I don't know.

Turtyturd

Kerrigooney wrote: »

:eek:. I take it you don't have children.

1: If you did then you wouldn't have a spare 5 to 8 hours to clean your car and

I find they are the reason it takes 5-8 hours, my little lad follows me around the car undoing the cleaning I have just done, so it's like a loop until it either gets dark or too cold, then we just give up.

RasTa

I'm very addicted to Fifa 13, in fact I haven't being this addicted to a footy game since CM2

Kylo Ren

Team America: World Police is on Sky Atlantic now. Watch it.

dreamers75

Stella Artois Cidre is vile.

Nuri Sahin

dreamers75 wrote: »

Stella Artois Cidre is vile.

FYP

Professional Griefer

GoT back tonight. Unbelievable tekkers.

Turtyturd

Professional Griefer wrote: »

GoT back tonight. Unbelievable tekkers.

And TWD finale.....might be time to avoid for me to take a break from Facebook until I catch up....because everyone has that friend who spoils everything.

Paul Tergat

Turtyturd wrote: »

And TWD finale.....might be time to avoid for me to take a break from Facebook until I catch up....because everyone has that friend who spoils everything.

theyre on at the same bloody time - madness

Liam O

Sure just read the books.

Turtyturd

Liam O wrote: »

Sure just read the books.

They are quite different in both cases.

EdenHazard

been out the last 3 nights, taking a break tonight #LAD

Kerrigooney

Kerrigooney wrote: »

:eek:. I take it you don't have children.

1: If you did then you wouldn't have a spare 5 to 8 hours to clean your car and
2: You wouldn't bother cleaning it anyway cos it only takes the little monsters 2 mins to destroy 5 hours of cleaning :mad:

When you have kids you find ways to make things like cleaning a car take longer. Paying for petrol takes 5 minutes of glorious silence. Shopping suddenly takes several hours.

Paul Tergat

Starstreams has GOT stream. Boom

klose

Paul Tergat wrote: »

Starstreams has GOT stream. Boom

Just watched the new episode there, great to have it back

GLaDOS

Liam O wrote: »

Sure just read the books.

Was already several books into the series when the show came out, don't have the patience to watch it now

Al Capwned

How. How is it possible to still have a hangover at 20 to 6????
Sick as an ER boxset.

Will I Amnt

Al Capwned wrote: »

How. How is it possible to still have a hangover at 20 to 6????
Sick as an ER boxset.

I'm presuming you have not hit 30 yet??
You'll be crying out for the days when you're hangover only lasted 1 day :pac:

Paul Tergat

cambo2008 wrote: »

I'm presuming you have not hit 30 yet??
You'll be crying out for the days when you're hangover only lasted 1 day :pac:

30? Ive been having 2 day hangovers for the past year and im only 27 now.

The_Kew_Tour

Get bad hangovers nowadays.

I used never get them when 18-20 but then again I might only have 5/6 pints back then, even though you thought you could drink for Ireland.

Al Capwned

I'm 36 in 3 weeks.
I feel 76....

Kylo Ren

Don't get hangovers. I just need to drink a gallon of water the next day.

I got one once. It was at Oxegen and we were drinking til about 4 and then I woke up at around 9 in a hot tent with the sun splitting the rocks outside. I got a pounding headache but it was soon cured with more cans.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

I get hangover from Buckfast and Jaegerbombs. Woke up shivering and shaking, just feeling/thinking I was about to die in general, at half 6 in the morning there a few weeks ago after one particularly heavy night out. Went back to sleep and woke up fresh as a motherfúcker at about 12. The joys of being 18, wha'? :P

Cantona's Collars

Went drinking yesterday,home early and had tea and Easter eggs while watching Hawaii 5-0.No hangover today.

My plan was to go on the beer today but going out yesterday cocked that up.At least I have GoT and Walking Dead to watch later.

IvySlayer

Drunken disgraces.

Turtyturd

Deleted User wrote: »

Shopping suddenly takes several hours.

And is actually something you dread doing every week.

Regular trip to Tesco for us involves

My son going dressed as Batman as he refuses to go anywhere without the costume.

20 minutes looking at Skylanders in Gamestop before we even get into Tesco.

15 minutes looking at magazines.

Half an hour looking at toys.

20 Minutes looking at DVD's

He will then stay in the trolley (aka the Batmobile) for two aisles before trying to climb out so he can take stuff off the shelves to put into the trolley, or looking for me to fight him because I am a 'henchman'.

And once we get past the cereal/sweet aisle, without fail he will want to go home.

On the plus side it's a decent work out.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Haha, your son sound like an absolute legend.

Turtyturd

baz2009 wrote: »

Haha, your son sound like an absolute legend.

First thing you learn when you have kids.....everyone elses are annoying little sh*ts, but yours are adorable.:D

adaminho

Turtyturd wrote: »

First thing you learn when you have kids.....everyone elses are annoying little sh*ts, but yours are adorable.:D

Kids are like farts, you can just about stand your own!

Turtyturd

adaminho wrote: »

Kids are like farts, you can just about stand your own!

That originally came to mind, but the first person I heard using that quote was Brendan O'Carroll, and I didn't want to use a line that gobsh*te used.:pac:

Marty McFly

Turtyturd wrote: »

And is actually something you dread doing every week.

Regular trip to Tesco for us involves

My son going dressed as Batman as he refuses to go anywhere without the costume.

20 minutes looking at Skylanders in Gamestop before we even get into Tesco.

15 minutes looking at magazines.

Half an hour looking at toys.

20 Minutes looking at DVD's

He will then stay in the trolley (aka the Batmobile) for two aisles before trying to climb out so he can take stuff off the shelves to put into the trolley, or looking for me to fight him because I am a 'henchman'.

And once we get past the cereal/sweet aisle, without fail he will want to go home.

On the plus side it's a decent work out.

Your son does sound like a legend but on the flip side of the coin all of the above makes me so glad I have none of my own

IvySlayer

I remember misbehaving in a shop and my Dad losing the rag completely.....never did it again

Kylo Ren

Turtyturd wrote: »

And is actually something you dread doing every week.

Regular trip to Tesco for us involves

My son going dressed as Batman as he refuses to go anywhere without the costume.

20 minutes looking at Skylanders in Gamestop before we even get into Tesco.

15 minutes looking at magazines.

Half an hour looking at toys.

20 Minutes looking at DVD's

He will then stay in the trolley (aka the Batmobile) for two aisles before trying to climb out so he can take stuff off the shelves to put into the trolley, or looking for me to fight him because I am a 'henchman'.

And once we get past the cereal/sweet aisle, without fail he will want to go home.

On the plus side it's a decent work out.

This is what happens when my mom brings me to Tesco too. Some craic.

IvySlayer

I love eating mini creme eggs cos it makes me think I'm a giant

Al Capwned

Turtyturd wrote: »

First thing you learn when you have kids.....everyone elses are annoying little sh*ts, but yours are adorable.:D

Nope - mine are annoying little sh*ts too! :pac:

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Major childhood flashback. I had a Batman costume. I jumped off a bench/couch thing in a hotel/B&B bar and I hopped my knee off the ground and bawled. I was never allowed to be Batman again.

Will I Amnt

I'm watching a documentary in which actual, real life scientists are trying to say the remains of some unidentified creature are a f**king MERMAID!!!

I would have thought not being retarded was very high up on the list of requirements to be a scientist?

Edit: This is gas, has to be an April fools.
Camera phone footage of a beached mermaid

Kylo Ren

Reminds me of a question I heard.

You have to have sex with a mermaid. Do you choose:

A. The top half human, bottom half fish.

OR

B. Top half fish, bottom half human.

Will I Amnt

Keno 92 wrote: »

Reminds me of a question I heard.

You have to have sex with a mermaid. Do you choose:

A. The top half human, bottom half fish.

OR

B. Top half fish, bottom half human.

A little from column A...

Liam O

It's obviously A, even though I'm more of a legs man...could ye imagine looking at a fish's head :pac:

Nuri Sahin

*Leaves thread*

Kylo Ren

Liam O wrote: »

It's obviously A, even though I'm more of a legs man...could ye imagine looking at a fish's head :pac:

And could you imagine having sex with fish parts!

Oh wait, you could...

heh.

Glico Man

.....sexy

Kylo Ren

Better clear the search history soon Aaron.

Glico Man

Keno 92 wrote: »

Better clear the search history soon Aaron.

Every night it automatically does

Kylo Ren

aaronh007 wrote: »

Every night it automatically does

That is extremely telling, haha.