Worst Metal Album of all time

GrizzlyMan

Im sure this will be a Heated Debate, I love most types of metal so it will be interesting to see what album really gets on peoples nerves. But do try and keep it Metal!!!!!!!!!!

Ill start with an easy one: St anger - Metallica

teddy_303

Any C*ck rock album. I'll let you pick it. St Anger is good too.:pac:

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GrizzlyMan wrote: »

Ill start with an easy one: St anger - Metallica

I don't think you'll find much argument with that choice

GrizzlyMan

teddy_303 wrote: »

Any C*ck rock album. I'll let you pick it. St Anger is good too.:pac:

C*ck rock is basically pop though, so it dont count!! another one i can think of is Sepultura - against

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I offer Manowar: Gods Of War. Dreadful.

Fiftysix

Anything by slayer

cedomination

Schism

Fiftysix wrote: »

Anything by slayer

I would like to counter your post.



That is all.

Malice

GrizzlyMan wrote: »

St anger - Metallica

This was the first album I thought of when I saw the thread title.

Fiftysix wrote: »

Anything by slayer

Uh oh, there's the can of worms opened now!

IronMan

Machine Head - Supercharger
Judas Priesnt - Turbo
Pantera - Metal Magic

Malice

IronMan wrote: »

Machine Head - Supercharger

Seriously? While it's not their best album there are some great tracks on there. Bulldozer, White-Knuckle Blackout, Only The Names, Crashing Around You etc.

IronMan wrote:

Pantera - Metal Magic

I don't think any of the pre-Phil Anselmo Pantera releases should count as their sound changed so much that the band themselves regard Cowboys From Hell as their first release.

GhostInTheRuins

IronMan wrote: »

Judas Priesnt - Turbo

Turbo Lover is a great tune, so that automatically disqualifies Turbo from being a truly terrible album.

GrizzlyMan

here is another obvious one......actually anything after Rust In Peace!

GLaDOS

Iced Earth - Framing Armageddon, terrible

Nea

Was just gonna mention Risk.Pile of Poo

Alice Cooper's Zipper Catches Skin is one of the worst albums ever. Though Alice has no recollection of recording it as he was on the piss at the time.

Korn- Life is Peachy was painful.

I think Chinese Democracy has to go down as a big stinker too

Acacia

Mental Mickey

Acacia wrote: »

Or how about: "Hooray For Boobies", by The Bloodhound Gang? Purile rubbish.

Nea

Hooray for Boobies is a masterpiece compared to Hefty Fine.Jesus its dirt
I liked One Fierce Beer Coaster tho.

cedomination

Hooray for boobies isn't metal, it's not even close.

It is a masterpiece though.

murrayp4

Smell The Glove

Otis Driftwood

Slipknot - everything past their debut.

cedomination

Nope, Subliminal verses is awesome.

Acacia

I liked 'Iowa', too.

gerocks

While parts are utterly hilarious, it really is shockingly bad.
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Nolanger

Anyone heard of Green Jelly?

cedomination

Nolanger wrote: »

Anyone heard of Green Jelly?

Again not that bad, just cheesy.

Three little pigs rules.

nowuckenfurries

nowuckenfurries

NIBBS

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jaysus - you lads have obviously never listened to or been exposed to really bad Metal - this is supposed to be a thread about the Worst Metal Album of all time................

so far most of this is just the worst albums by popular bands......
too tired to think back on some of the worst I have, but oddly enough I quite like a lot of crappy albums.......

Aarronsrod - Illusions Kill.....4572.jpg
could be a start......though I quite like She Say.... No Way!

I'd throw in Faith Or Fear - Punishment Area too....

Johnnnybravo

St Anger wins this one hands down for me. I remember that sickening feeling when I listened to it, it was actually the most disapointing album I ever heard. I dont think I have words that can describe how bad I felt it was :eek:

QOTSA90

*Joins the "I thought of St.Anger when I saw the thread title," club*