The Rose Of Tralee.

Redzer7

Oh No :eek:.

Get of the stage missus ffs.

~Marky~

Its Miss Piggy I knew I had seen her before

JONJO THE MISER

O.M.G Like O.M.G she was so bad, 1/10 from JONJO. 0/10 Spanks.

Hank Scorpio

edit - maybe miss piggy with the 2nd or 3rd

Redzer7

I reckon I have a fcuking chance of getting on this...
And I'm a fcuking fella!!!

DancingQueen:)

Not sure i like her black dress and she laughs a lot lol

Damien360

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Second rose from Southern California its like O.M.G:D Her name is Britney and she comes from Laguna Beach, nice posh place.

That was as far as I got before my patience left out the door. I am now sitting here ignoring my wife and that bloody show with an Ipod plugged in listening to Tom Dunnes 30 Greatest Irish Hits. My sanity cannot take the punsihment from the Rose of Tralee.

JONJO THE MISER

The third rose is from Sydney, good looking enough, she has 23 uncles and went to Sydney because of a man, and she works for a company called love recruitment:eek:

JONJO THE MISER

Best rose so far, sings a great song. 7/10 from JONJO and 7/10 spanks.

pikachucheeks

finisklin wrote: »

Thats too much information.....:rolleyes:

No such thing as too much information in AH. There's a whole thread of people going on about their bowel movements after drinking Bulmers Pear, after all!

Vain, call me when you're getting naked to go on stage! I'll wander into the living room them!

I mean OMGZZZZ 23 amaZing Roses left! :rolleyes:

JONJO THE MISER

The forth rose is from Texas:D she is a marketing manager with American Airlines, she designed her dress herself and it looks pretty nice.

Redzer7

She defo looks like she made that dress her self :rolleyes:.

DancingQueen:)

Oh no please don't dance i can't bare to see it done badly
In cowboy boots noo!!

JONJO THE MISER

Overall she was okay nothing special but a good dancer nevertheless, 5/10 and 4/10 Spanks from JONJO.

Redzer7

Hope she falls over :P.

lynamhairycake

DancingQueen:) wrote: »

Oh no please don't dance i can't bare to see it done badly
In cowboy boots noo!!

Jaysus she came close to having two black eyes there...

JONJO THE MISER

Rose number five is from Dubai who is 27 and is a cabin manager for Eithaid Airways, she is wearing a pretty nice red dress.

Proxy

My mother makes fastidious notes on every single Rose in order to make her decision on "her pick". Then it never gets picked and she gets pure annoyed... Good thing I don't live at home anymore.

Think i'll head to the pub for the pub jury and the banter. Any takers?

DancingQueen:)

lynamhairycake wrote: »

Jaysus she came close to having two black eyes there...

sorry i just don't get it.. huh?

Agonist

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Rose number five is from Dubai who is 27 and is a cabin manager for Eithaid Airways, she is wearing a pretty nice red dress.

Seriously bad jokes. Did you hear the one about the toilet manufacturer who lived in Bath? Hohoho

JW91

They are all fine looking women in fairness.

I liked the texas rose. i must admit though when she was dancing all I could think of was how much i'd love to get my way with her!

I couldn't say i'm a big fan of this one that's on at the moment. The Dubai Rose. I still would though

JONJO THE MISER

Average overall but picked a very good song to sing and pulled it off well.
6/10 and 5/10 Spanks from JONJO.

lisnsooz

oh! oh! the wan with the snake is on now!!!! All bets on for someone getting mangled on stage...

JONJO THE MISER

Our sixth rose is the Toronto Rose and apparently she has a special party piece instore for us. She has good looks and has been going out with her Boyfriend Taylor for 2 years.

Novella

DancingQueen:) wrote: »

sorry i just don't get it.. huh?

Bouncy boobies!!!!!!!!

Agonist

lisnsooz wrote: »

oh! oh! the wan with the snake is on now!!!! All bets on for someone getting mangled on stage...

I hope Vain synchronises his trouser snake with hers

~Marky~

:eek:

Proxy

Hahaha Ray is ****ting himself...

DancingQueen:)

Novella wrote: »

Bouncy boobies!!!!!!!!

I thought you meant i was going to give her them because i didn't like her dancing lol
Arghh it's a snake :eek:

Novella

Awh, Ray is the cutest lil thing EVER!!!!

lisnsooz

"she's tightening up a bit" eh?!?!?!?!!? dear god Ray.....

JONJO THE MISER

Above average and seemed well able to talk and interact with Ray, her party piece involved wraping a Snake around Rays neck and to say the least it was original so extra marks for that. 7/10 and 6/10 Spanks from JONJO.

Back after the news.

Vain

Agonist wrote: »

I hope Vain synchronises his trouser snake with hers

No im heading down now while the news is on, will be easyer to get in with all the people up and around

ejmaztec

Vain wrote: »

And nothing like that ever happens at other festivals :rolleyes:

No, at other festivals, they normally piss up shop windows.:P

Novella

DancingQueen:) wrote: »

I thought you meant i was going to give her them because i didn't like her dancing lol
Arghh it's a snake :eek:

Well I didn't say it in the first place but I presume that is what the poster meant 'cause I was thinking the same thing!!! Liked her dancing though

DancingQueen:)

I'm a bit of a perfectionist and know it can be done better! :pac: She did well though

Vain

ejmaztec wrote: »

No, at other festivals, they normally piss up shop windows.:P

I piss on peoples shoes in crowds;)

Agonist

Vain wrote: »

No im heading down now while the news is on, will be easyer to get in with all the people up and around

This might be the highlight of the 50 years of the festival. :pac:

Niamho!

krudler wrote: »

is it on rte 1? good that means I dont have to flick through it in the hope of finding something good to watch, how we still have beauty pageants in the 21st century is beyond me,tv for the brainless

:eek:

Vain

Agonist wrote: »

This might be the highlight of the 50 years of the festival. :pac:

Just might be, ah man its raining I will be wet now too, better head down now

MyPeopleDrankTheSoup

i say southern california rose is banned from the beaches over there, wtf like

STBR

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

I dunno her speaking and Gramar lets a lot to be desired, 2/10 from JONJO.

Oh the irony.

Agonist

SirDarren wrote: »

Oh the irony.

But JONJO isn't the one up on the stage in a dress, in fairness

Novella

He's still alive, yay!!!! :D:D:D

JONJO THE MISER

Wellcome back. Rose number 7 comes to us all the way from Sligo. She is 25 and is a money advisor and a mad G.A.A fan we are led to believe. Perhaps not the most good looking and a real country accent on her.

lynamhairycake

Aren't they all fine lumps of girls.

Bejaysus. The Sligo Rose. Imagine her with a bag of chips outside Supermacs on a Friday night...

STBR

Agonist wrote: »

But JONJO isn't the one up on the stage in a dress, in fairness

Not this year I'm afraid.

Euro_Kraut

Dont like this wan from Sligo. Bad sign when the most interesting about her was her postal address.

nicklauski

lynamhairycake wrote: »

Aren't they all fine lumps of girls.

Bejaysus. The Sligo Rose. Imagine her with a bag of chips outside Supermacs on a Friday night...

I look graceful tonight. But im not always!!
No sh1t like

Id say she'd beat you if you asked for one chips on said night

Proxy

Euro_Kraut wrote: »

Dont like this wan from Sligo. Bad sign when the most interesting about her was her postal address.

And did anybody write it down?