Keg

paddypender

Heya,
A friend of mine is after getting a keg for my birthday and was just wondering if anyone knew the cheapest way of pouring it?
thanks
Paddy

sorry if this isnt the best place but people in here know everything fact

derby7

the cheapest way of pouring it?

....yep, bring it to my house, that way it'll cost you nothing !!!!!!!!:pac::D

My name is URL

You can get cheap keg pumps online

Kalashnikov_Kid

Buy a Keg Opener

TPD

Stab it with a strong knife near the bottom. Cover that with a bit of sellotape. To pour, remove tape.


Disclaimer: Might result in injury. By reading this you agree not to sue me if you get hurt.

paddypender

whats a keg opener?
completly no knowledge here what do i even need?

mickos

Keg of what OP?
really your gonna need gas and some sort of cooler or it'll be crap.

TPD

paddypender wrote: »

whats a keg opener?
completly no knowledge here what do i even need?

Something that opens kegs, duh

Kalashnikov_Kid

paddypender wrote: »

whats a keg opener?
completly no knowledge here what do i even need?

Go into your local pub and ask for one. If they dont have one themselves they should be able to point you in the right direction.

flas

go back to where ye bought the keg and ask them for a cannister of gas for the keg and a cooler,without these it really is a wate of time ye even having it...they should be able to get ye goin and show ye how to set it up...

Delta Kilo

I thought there were people who do this. They supply Kegs and equipment to pour it...

Which makes me wonder about how you came into possession of said keg...

Maybe your story should have read more like;

"So I was coming home from the boozer and the guinness man was after making a delivery. I thought, hey, isn't it Anto's birthday next weekend? I'll roll one of these home and we, with the help of boardsies, will figure a way of getting it out of the keg!"

El Weirdo

SHOTGUN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSVteu_rl0I

phasers

There was an episode of That 70's Show about this, they found it on the side of the road.


Thief!

AlmightyCushion

mickos wrote: »

Keg of what OP?
really your gonna need gas and some sort of cooler or it'll be crap.

Yup. These are necessary. Without it the pints will be crap, with it they'll be awesome (probably the best pints you'll ever have).

dr.bollocko

Anyone ever tricked into buying one of those mini-kegs at the off licence?
They come with their own little tap thingy and turn out crap pint after crap pint until you just wish you bought enough tequila to forget about the whole stupid tap thing and the crazy keg idea in the first place.

boogle

I saw keg pumps in Lidl this Monday. Around 30 euro I think. I'd say they still have them.

Bring a man to a pub and he'll drink for a day. Give him a keg pump and he'll drink for a lifetime.

ShooterSF

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Anyone ever tricked into buying one of those mini-kegs at the off licence?
They come with their own little tap thingy and turn out crap pint after crap pint until you just wish you bought enough tequila to forget about the whole stupid tap thing and the crazy keg idea in the first place.

You just can't pull a pint






.... plus Heineken is muck anyway.

RHunce

ShooterSF wrote: »

.... plus Heineken is muck anyway.

Take that back kind sir :pac:

ShooterSF

RHunce wrote: »

Take that back kind sir :pac:

How about we just put aside our differences and agree Budweiser is fizzy urine?

Twee.

phasers wrote: »

There was an episode of That 70's Show about this, they found it on the side of the road.


Thief!

First thing I thought of when I saw the thread title!

ScumLord

You can get a little hand pump for them, the pints will be flat and warm though.

RHunce

ShooterSF wrote: »

How about we just put aside our differences and agree Budweiser is fizzy urine?

I'd be glad to. Lol

The after taste of budweiser is worse then a kick up the hole on a cold Sunday morning in January

Degsy

Ah yes "getting a keg for your birthday"..with no pump or gas or anything..it happens me all the time...the trucks should really just drive through red lights like they do in south africa.

Long Onion

1)Take off the plastic lid and you will see a small metal ring with a 2cm dimeter

2) Stand over the keg and open your mouth about 1ft above this ring

3) Push the ring down hard with both thumbs

4) Cry "my eyes, my fcukin eyes!"

5) Get mop

6) Change clothes

Or

Get large bore drill and two hefty friends - shotgun keg - call doctor

Or

Call someone to provide gas, a cooler and a tap fill the cooler with water and plug in for at least 8 hours. Allow the keg to settle then attach tap and pour.

Wazdakka

Try
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And Here


Fast forward 7 hours...

Then Here answering some tough questions about who "gave you" the keg

genericguy

paddypender wrote: »

anyone knew the cheapest way of pouring it?

hire a polish barman.