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Question posed by Jimmy Carr - "Would you have sex with your Dad to save your Mum?"

  • 29-08-2009 12:16am
    #1
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭


    Saw this on a Jimmy Carr podcast, was hilarious stuff.

    But seriously, would you?

    /Awaits AH typical replies

    Would you have sex with your Dad to save your Mum? 81 votes

    Yes.
    0%
    Yes, because he's good looking.
    8%
    bluto63DSBNiall09CrazyRabbitLuapcitizen_pVasco 7 votes
    Dear God No!
    4%
    Johnny UtahFunkZHazysGear9992 4 votes
    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    51%
    BigConmijuHolstendavidfifthMc Lovem5ex9oqjawdg2iphantom_lordlinryanDennis the StoneDave DanniehoomoonflowerAbigman127SVhi_im_filmichellieSRFC90Head_Hunter 42 votes
    Jaguar, Atari, whatever.....
    34%
    jimmycrackcormLia_lia[Deleted User]KieraJPAsdanseoblublobluVictor McDadePrettyInPunkbluepencilcaseJim236AdamisconfuseddmigsyspeaktofrankphlegmsBorneo Fnctnbuilttospillbleggerk86Dannyboi3k 28 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Turn off the TV, its rotting your brain! :D


  • #3
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Your ma?


  • #4
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,109 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    No way! My dad is one ugly fecker.


  • #5
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,451 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    If you've thought for more than 1 second about that question you need to go spank yourself

    To answer your question, NO!!!

    Edit:
    forgot to call you a sick bas*ard


  • #6
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Eh, nnnnnnnnoooooooooooo!!!


    Op, u r a sick mofo!! :eek:


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  • #7
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    having given the issue great thought and consideration, i would have to say....


    NO WAY


  • #8
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    So none of you care about your mothers?


    For shame.


  • #9
    Dave D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭Dave D


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Hell no! if my dad cheated on my mam id kill him! :pac:


  • #10
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Dear God No!
    YES! DOUBLE WIN AND WE'RE ALL HAPPY!


  • #11
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,925 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Only if "your Dad" is Miley Cyrus's pseudonym.


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  • #12
    listowel1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭listowel1


    no bother sur,wats new!!! like wat da **** is wrong with it!!


  • #13
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    benwavner wrote: »
    Eh, nnnnnnnnoooooooooooo!!!


    Op, u r a sick mofo!! :eek:

    I'm not sick, I wouldn't either, I'm just asking the question man. ;)


  • #14
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    No.


    Next question please?


  • #15
    Calibos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,813 ✭✭✭Calibos


    No way. Thats so Ghey!! I am sure the female boardsies would be more amenable to the idea though.

    :D


  • #16
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,109 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    brummytom wrote: »
    No.


    Next question please?
    What are your views on the income tax levy?


  • #17
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    brummytom wrote: »
    No.


    Next question please?
    Flip the Mum with Dad and the Dad with Mum and you have yourself another question sir.


  • #18
    procure11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 421 ✭✭procure11


    Very pathetic post tbh...

    I have seen less ones banned in a jiffy..


  • #19
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    thomond2006 wrote: »
    I'm not sick, I wouldn't either, I'm just asking the question man. ;)


    Well maybe u should have answered ur question first!!:)

    Im sure someone out there in t'internet land would probably just do it for a tenner!!


  • #20
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    I cant beleve i opened such a stupid thread! :mad:


  • #21
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Joey the lips wrote: »
    I cant beleve i opened such a stupid thread! :mad:

    I can't believe I started this thread.

    Apologies.

    Drunkenness ftw.


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  • #22
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,451 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    thomond2006 wrote: »
    I'm not sick, I wouldn't either, I'm just asking the question man. ;)

    Well see the rest of us would be sain enough to not ponder to long on the question, the fact that you made it the whole way to the interweb to ask us the question gives u a motive...
    Either your dads a woman or your mother is very hot..either way your on a slippery slope from here on in...


  • #23
    listowel1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭listowel1


    Probably has happened many a time over in that place called america!! No harm in some inbreeding!


  • #24
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    Yes, because he's good looking.
    No.... sorry ma if your on here... but no

    as ali g put it
    "i never felt comfortable bumming a man, or even getting bummed by a man"
    (in ali g in da house incase your wondering)


  • #25
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    You're leaving out a crucial point!

    Would I be the plug, or the socket?


  • #26
    Dave D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭Dave D


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    thomond2006 wrote: »
    I can't believe I started this thread.

    Apologies.

    Drunkenness ftw.

    Its ok I can assure you Im drunker than you and probably will end up making a worse thread by the end of the night!


  • #27
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    thomond2006 wrote: »
    I can't believe I started this thread.

    Apologies.

    Drunkenness ftw.

    You have let After Hours down ,you have let Boards.ie down but worse of all you let yourself down!;)


  • #28
    Secoundrow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭Secoundrow


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    I think its about time you sorted your fcuking life out
    son!;)


  • #29
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Any chance???????/



    blue_lock%2520main.jpg


  • #30
    ya-ba-da-ba-doo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭ya-ba-da-ba-doo


    would your dad let you have sex with him to save your mam?


    it takes two to mingle.


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  • #31
    Secoundrow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭Secoundrow


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Sofaspud wrote: »
    You're leaving out a crucial point!

    Would I be the plug, or the socket?


    You sir

    Should be ashamed:pac:


  • #32
    Vasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭Vasco


    Yes, because he's good looking.
    i being having sex with my father since i was seven


  • #33
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Vasco wrote: »
    i being having sex with my father since i was seven


    Lucky you, get more pocket money that way?


  • #34
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Secoundrow wrote: »
    You sir

    Should be ashamed:pac:

    Why?

    With the former I could close my eyes and imagine it's a large, hairy woman!

    So I'd be willing to have sex with Mary Harney to save my mother, yes!

    But I don't think I could take one up the sewer pipes!

    It's vital to know the full details of the question!


  • #35
    brazilicious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭brazilicious


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Sofaspud wrote: »
    Why?

    With the former I could close my eyes and imagine it's a large, hairy woman!

    So I'd be willing to have sex with Mary Harney to save my mother, yes!

    But I don't think I could take one up the sewer pipes!

    It's vital to know the full details of the question!



    i would not have sex with mary harney to save ireland from a nuclear explosion...

    in fact, my own father would be more appealing


  • #36
    Secoundrow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭Secoundrow


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Sofaspud wrote: »
    Why?

    With the former I could close my eyes and imagine it's a large, hairy woman!

    So I'd be willing to have sex with Mary Harney to save my mother, yes!

    But I don't think I could take one up the sewer pipes!

    It's vital to know the full details of the question!


    I stand corrected;)


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  • #37
    ciano1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,142 ✭✭✭ciano1


    This question is defo copied from south park

    Watch from 15:00 into the episode

    http://allsp.com/loading2.php?url=l.php?id=e48


  • #38
    DSB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,951 ✭✭✭DSB


    Yes, because he's good looking.
    Honestly, to save my Mam's life, I wouldn't even hesitate like.


  • #39
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,109 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    ciano1 wrote: »
    This question is defo copied from south park

    Watch from 15:00 into the episode

    http://allsp.com/loading2.php?url=l.php?id=e48

    Why would you watch such crap quality episodes when much better quality episodes are available on southparkstudios.net.


  • #40
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    DSB wrote: »
    Honestly, to save my Mam's life, I wouldn't even hesitate like.

    To give or receive though?

    Again, details are needed!


  • #41
    jmbkay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 376 ✭✭jmbkay


    Save your mum from what?


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  • #42
    Birdie086
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭Birdie086


    benwavner wrote: »
    Well maybe u should have answered ur question first!!:)

    Im sure someone out there in t'internet land would probably just do it for free!!

    post fixed


  • #43
    A7X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭A7X


    jmbkay wrote: »
    Save your mum from what?

    DEATH


  • #44
    DSB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,951 ✭✭✭DSB


    Yes, because he's good looking.
    Sofaspud wrote: »
    To give or receive though?

    Again, details are needed!

    Eh its your Dad, they're both equally disgusting.


  • #45
    ciano1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,142 ✭✭✭ciano1


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Why would you watch such crap quality episodes when much better quality episodes are available on southparkstudios.net.

    Because I'm cheap !! :D;)


  • #46
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,109 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    ciano1 wrote: »
    Because I'm cheap !! :D;)

    They're free to watch on southparkstudios as well.


  • #47
    ciano1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,142 ✭✭✭ciano1


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    They're free to watch on southparkstudios as well.

    I know...I just wasnt thinking properly!
    lol


  • #48
    Victor McDade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 710 ✭✭✭Victor McDade


    Jaguar, Atari, whatever.....
    benwavner wrote: »

    Op, u r a sick mofo!! :eek:

    Or maybe a sick fafo


    **gets coat


  • #49
    Iang87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    No way in hell i'd let her die then kill my da to reunite them and keep the house. Everybody wins


  • #50
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Iang87 wrote: »
    No way in hell i'd let her die then kill my da to reunite them and keep the house. Everybody wins

    you should be ashamed sir


  • #51
    Iang87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    dannym08 wrote: »
    you should be ashamed sir

    sorry man next time i'll **** my da.

    now you tell me which sounds worse


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