Sat Ones

Rufus.T.Firefly

Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh:

His dizzy aunt

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Verti Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store

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Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia

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U Gogh
His magician uncle

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Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin

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A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother

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Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach

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Wells-far Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt

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Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle

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Flamin Gogh
The fruit-loving cousin

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Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking

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Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew

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Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco

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Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh

there ya Gogh!

Time to Gogh..............

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Wives…..Quotes

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

David Bissonette
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Sacha Guitry
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.


Socrates
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Anonymous
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

Dumas

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud
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'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Anonymous
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'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

Sam Kinison
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'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

James Holt McGavra
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Patrick Murra
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

Nash
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You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.

Anonymous
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.

Henny Youngman
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Anonymous
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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Anonymous