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blonde joke

Nikko · 2009-08-31 11:13:53

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over…

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31-08-2009 12:13pm

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Nikko

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then sighing deeply turns to his girlfriend and says "First of all darling, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster! So let's have a nice cup of tea, and we'll put all the Corn Flakes back in the box..."

:P

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