If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Some Quick Ones

Rufus.T.Firefly · 2009-09-01 08:41:47

As my son dawdled off to school, I shouted at him, "Hurry up or you'll be late." He shouted back, "It's okay, they're open until 3:30." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How does the barber cut the moon's hair? Eclipse it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I went to the Job Centre for an interview. I said: 'I ain't got no…

Options

01-09-2009 9:41am

#1

Rufus.T.Firefly

Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭

Join Date: July 2009

Posts: 67

As my son dawdled off to school, I shouted at him,

"Hurry up or you'll be late."

He shouted back,

"It's okay, they're open until 3:30."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

How does the barber cut the moon's hair?

Eclipse it.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I went to the Job Centre for an interview.

I said: 'I ain't got no qualifications, no skills and as for my customer service, sod off.'

She said: 'Great, you're exactly what they're after at PC world'.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My Son wants a Transformer for his birthday....

Don't get me wrong, it's not the money, I can pick one up for about €50.

It's just that he's only 7,

.......................What the heck does he have that runs on 110v?

3