Confessions

PhysiologyRocks

Post yours here!

Rabies

post yours first!

Or are you a priest and just listen?

Hagar

After you.

Wazdakka

My Confession: I hate thread starters that don't contribute themselves.

Kiera

Wow OP you must be really bored today?

genericguy

i left my porsche keys inside mrs glick.

PhysiologyRocks

Wazdakka wrote: »

My Confession: I hate thread starters that don't contribute themselves.

Attack the post, not the poster!!!

Okay, I'll go.

I'm pedantic and opinionated.:)

veXual

This one time at band camp....

bluto63

I was responsible for the watergate scandal

Rabies

So.... do we keep this or move it along...

15min.

If the OP doesn't confess, I bin it.

Latchy

I shot JFK and JR Ewing

Long Onion

I have Maddie

Yours etc

Kate & Gerry

smileysurfer

I once robbed a pack of hair clips while on a primary school tour in kerry, they very sparkley and I was feeling bold

Was convinced the guards were going to show up at my front door for a month afterwards though:eek:

PhysiologyRocks

Rabies wrote: »

So.... do we keep this or move it along...

15min.

If the OP doesn't confess, I bin it.

I did! See above.:D

smileysurfer

PhysiologyRocks wrote: »

Attack the post, not the poster!!!

Okay, I'll go.

I'm pedantic and opinionated.:)

they arent confessions, there more personality traits :rolleyes:

You need to dish some dirt, eg jail time etc :P

soundsham

bin it

genericguy

Long Onion wrote: »

I have Maddie

Yours etc

Kate & Gerry

using her as a jigsaw puzzle at this stage eh?

Wazdakka

PhysiologyRocks wrote: »

Attack the post, not the poster!!!

I didn't attack you.
I just said I hate you..

My confession:
I stopped mentally growing up at 15 and I've been faking it ever since.
A House, Car, Bank loans... Can you believe they're actually giving me this stuff?? :pac:

smileysurfer

PhysiologyRocks wrote: »

I have another one!

I once accidentally called a cardiac arrest team when I meant to phone the cardiac theatres at the hospital.

Such a bad boy :P:rolleyes:

PhysiologyRocks

smileysurfer wrote: »

Such a bad boy :P:rolleyes:

I'm a girl!

But the line was not clogged, as they have more than one phone. I felt terrible!

jingx3

My wife had breast cancer and she went for, what I thought, a removal of said cancer. However, when she came back and showed me the result the doctor had COMPLETELY REMOVED HER LEFT TIT. She asked me what I thought and my first response was: "It's horrible!" She cried and got angry.

Schism

I hit my sister, I used a bad word, I didn't finish my dinner and I stole a pack of crisps.

Also I once killed a man. I'm not proud of it and I'm not ashamed of it either, it was just something I had to do.

pikachucheeks

I know who flooded the bathrooms in Boarding School.

It was me. I didn't own up at the time because I forgot I did it!

smileysurfer

PhysiologyRocks wrote: »

I'm a girl!

But the line was not clogged, as they have more than one phone. I felt terrible!

oh sorry, for some reason I assumed you were a boy, im not even sure why

Caster Semenya is a man

kingtut

here we go again...

bluto63

smileysurfer wrote: »

oh sorry, for some reason I assumed you were a boy, im not even sure why

Cause this is the internet....

Latchy

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I know who flooded the bathrooms in Boarding School.

It was me. I didn't own up at the time because I forgot I did it!

Which reminds me I must bring the St Trinians dvd back to the rental shop :pac:

genericguy

Schism wrote: »

Also I once killed a man. I'm not proud of it and I'm not ashamed of it either, it was just something I had to do.

who was it?

Schism

Wazdakka wrote: »

My confession:
I stopped mentally growing up at 15 and I've been faking it ever since.
A House, Car, Bank loans... Can you believe they're actually giving me this stuff?? :pac:

I bet you were thinking about Batman the whole time while talking to the bank manager

PhysiologyRocks

PhysiologyRocks wrote: »

But the line was not clogged, as they have more than one phone. I felt terrible!

I was only at the start of first year in college, and I managed to clarify that it was the wrong number before anyone came.

I was forgiven. Plus, the number was not clearly written.

Still felt like a tool, though.

Schism

genericguy wrote: »

who was it?

Frank.

AnonoBoy

"I cannot tell a lie, Officer Oby. I put that letter under that pile of garbage."

rockmongrel

I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

cathysworld

I lied to someone about something trivial ooh Im a bad person amn't I Father Pete O Phile?!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

cats dont have 9 lives, thats all ur gettin out of me officer!!

the_syco

PhysiologyRocks wrote: »

Attack the post, not the poster!!!

Hate back-seat modders, almost as much as people who start threads with no info.

pikachucheeks

Latchy wrote: »

Which reminds me I must bring the St Trinians dvd back to the rental shop :pac:

I know that's a dreadful movie, but I actually enjoyed it

Latchy

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I know that's a dreadful movie, but I actually enjoyed it

It was on sky movies the other day but I missed it .The dvd belonged to somebody else and I never got to see it

I will check it out when it's on sky again

Daroxtar

Dear downstairs neighbour who complained about the noise once the telly was above a whisper and who once left my rubbish bag around the corner and reported me for illegal dumping. I pissed on your car door handle every single night and then looked out my window and watched you picking your nose and picking bits of breakfast out of your teeth as you headed off to work. Revenge is sweet, ya horrible prick.

That ok for you?

pikachucheeks

Latchy wrote: »

It was on sky movies the other day but I missed it .The dvd belonged to somebody else and I never got to see it

I will check it out when it's on sky again

So your confession is that you like rubbish chick flicks then?

Latchy

pikachucheeks wrote: »

So your confession is that you like rubbish chick flicks then?

Oh no , discovered ......my secrets out

smileysurfer

pikachucheeks wrote: »

So your confession is that you like rubbish chick flicks then?

I too must confess that I too enjoy a good/rubbish chick flick from time to time

MelonieHead

I don't know what a "Tracker Mortgage" is.

brummytom

I robbed a Cadbury Twirl from this old cornershop by my school bus stop a few months ago.

I felt terrible, but I was hungry, skint and hated the bloke in there

Novella

After my dad got a huge credit card bill, I claimed I had no idea what "i-tunes" was and blamed it on my little brother messing on the internet! He is so bad with all things computer-ishy, he actually said, "Sorry dad, I didn't even know I was buying all those albums!" :rolleyes:

I gave the kid a fiver afterwards though 'cause guilt sorta got the better of me!

J.Ball

I once tripped a friend up when we where running away from a bull so he would get him first and i could escape easier.

He tought he tripped over his own feet. We both got away in the end. I still havent told him the truth

Wazdakka

J.Ball wrote: »

I once tripped a friend up when we where running away from a bull so he would get him first and i could escape easier.

Heh..

I love it..
It's the whole Zombie escape theory..

You don't have to be the fastest..
Just don't be the Slowest.. :P

Kind of bad form tripping a mate tho..

Danbo!

49 posts and no one has admitted putting the screw in the tuna. C'mon, own up.

soundsham

i do know who p1ssed on the seat of the squad car.......;)

KTRIC

You know that global recession, that was me.




Sorry