What's the craziest/stupid thing you've ever done?

Arcade Panda

Just wanted to know the stupid ridiculously dangerous things people have done... they're normally the best memories. Mine in no particular order:

• Jumped out my friends bathroom window when I was drunk. Miracles happen, I didn't break anything!
• Came down a mountain on top of a moving car...this was probably the best feeling I will experience in my life.
• Got arrested for knacker drinking when I was 16.

These were all done when I was young and mentally lacking any cop on whatsoever.
Spill!

JamieK

Arcade Panda wrote: »

Just wanted to know the stupid ridiculously dangerous things people have done... they're normally the best memories. Mine in no particular order:

• Jumped out my friends bathroom window when I was drunk. Miracles happen, I didn't break anything!
• Came down a mountain on top of a moving car...this was probably the best feeling I will experience in my life.
• Got arrested for knacker drinking when I was 16.

These were all done when I was young and mentally lacking any cop on whatsoever.
Spill!

Knacker drinking stupid?? Pfft! Best thing ever!! Well...back in the day of course not now! Lol!

Professey Chin

Ah this is gonna take a while:

• Jumped off friends roofs, hotel balconies and numerous other high places
• Hijacked golf carts and went drifting/crashing
• Crashed a steamroller into a building
• Robbed election signs to go sledding down the steps outside the cities corporation buildings and landing in front of the gardai(or on the main road, depends on the run)
• Playing hide & seek, jumped off a mini cliff straight into a nice big thorn bush I actually knew was there(that was unpleasant)
• Didnt jump far enough off a waterfall and missed the rocks by less then a foot(woulda resulted in death)
• Front flipped off a diving board which resulted in a 15/20ft belly flop

Im sure theres more.Ill remember them later
I will point out I was older doing most of these things then most of ye are now.And mainly sober too

ch252

hmmm...

• Like ulitmate chin I hijacked a golf cart or 2 and stole election posters, theres one up on the wall in my room still!
• Ran the roads of Carraroe, Galway pretty much naked
• About 5 others and myself fell asleep on a road in Carraroe on the last night of the Gaeltacht at around 4am, that was pretty stupid
• Had a giant game of hide and seek in a furniture store.
• I did talk my way into getting backstage at Oxegen:)

Arcade Panda

darragh-k wrote: »

hmmm...

• Like ulitmate chin I hijacked a golf cart or 2 and stole election posters, theres one up on the wall in my room still!
• Ran the roads of Carraroe, Galway pretty much naked
• About 5 others and myself fell asleep on a road in Carraroe on the last night of the Gaeltacht at around 4am, that was pretty stupid
• Had a giant game of hide and seek in a furniture store.
• I did talk my way into getting backstage at Oxegen:)

you ****er!!:p you talked yourself backstage??! your a hero man!

Shacklebolt

Threw a load of fireworks at a car outside a cathedral.

Took my friends parents car for a spin one night.

soccymonster

>Snuck out of the house in the middle of the night while visiting my friends down in waterford, rolled down a HUGE hill and sprained my wrist.
I blame my friends for giving me my first (and last!) dose of tesco vodka!!! Never again, never again!

Edit: oh smashing my bedroom window during one of my crazy fits..

Homicidal_jesus

jumped out of a secound floor window onto a couch thankfully didnt land balls first on the side of the couch:D

stole election posters and stuck them in front of the windows of my friends neighbours house while they were out:D

also done the 20ft belly flop and then vomited everywhere:P

bungee jumped...AWESOME:D

...many more but cant think right now

A Neurotic

I threw a pen at a nun in primary school. It bounced off the desk and hit her in the glasses.

soccymonster

A Neurotic wrote: »

I threw a pen at a nun in primary school. It bounced off the desk and hit her in the glasses.

Nice .
I once stuck chewing gum in my friends hair in 4th class as a joke.
Like i just put the gum on top of her hair thinking that i could just pop it out again.But I started giggling and pointing at her head and she started touching her head and... oh god... it was a sticky mess.
I got in lotsa trouble.. :P

Fad

Mixed almost all spirits known to man in a single night and proceeded to vomit all over a friend's carpet.

Shot an M16 (Well it's odd anyway).

Reduced a grown man to tears in the process of bargaining for something.

I've done some fairly "Crazy" things, I'll try to think of more.

Crumble Froo

hmm, i dont think i've done too many 'crazy' things. always a calculated risk with me. i suppose the halfway across the world to meet the dude from the internet who was twice my age was a bit nuts... but i had a good feeling about it :P

drinking stupid amounts, and errr... experimenting with other substances have brought about some crazy **** which i shouldnt go into here...

used to frequently escape out my attic window to go out to a mate's, in hindsight, that coulda gone so far wrong, rockclimbing with no equipment and falling in (fuuuuck that coulda gone so far wrong), surfing in conditions somewhat beyond my ability, ended up with a bloody nose. usually more stupid than crazy. i can be annoyingly sensible most of the time.

beng128

Jumped out of a first floor window in school with about 50 people watching (damn peer pressure) i've done that before though i didn't hurt myself but almost got suspended. It did result in the best opening line for any school assembly. "SOMEONE COULD HAVE DIED" as my whole year crack their holes laughing.

Haven't knacker drank but have down a town version of that; Roof Garden Drinking. (oooooooo how posh);)

jumpguy

I have done lots under peer pressure...but it's like when you're asked "when did you last watch Scrubs?" You know you watched it recently, you just can't recall.

I'll get back to you to prove I'm not a dry arse. :P

I once drank milk that was gone out of date by one day.

Bobalicious93

-JammyDodger- wrote: »

I once drank milk that was gone out of date by one day.

I did that a few weeks ago and I've not been the same since

Aisling(",)

Stupidest thing ive done recently was to drive a quad into a pillar/gate in crete.
Took both the pillar and the gate down,trashed the quad and got myself taken to the gaurds and the hospiital.
couldnt walk proparly for ages and have a weird scar on my thigh now and cost it a grand and half in damages!

Crumble Froo

-JammyDodger- wrote: »

I once drank milk that was gone out of date by one day.

ha, ive been doing that for about 4 days now... still smells ok-ish, though little floaters in my tea. should have finished it by tomorrow though... hopefully.

poisonated

either renting a moped in ayia napa without even a feckin provisional drivers licence,It cost me 15 euro originaly and then another 50....for some reason:o:D or sending a drunken text which I did tonight...how do you make up for that...ring the next day?:o

Pygmalion

Spending a night in hospital after concussing myself by falling headfirst onto traintracks while wasted on tesco vodka... 2 days before Christmas.
Well, may have just been the alcohol since it was more wasted than I've ever been but I remember everything that happened until just before I fell so I blame the fall.
'Twas the first time I've ever gone knacker drinking, couldn't drink at all without feeling horribly sick for over a year, still can't stand vodka.

More recently I've gone to sleep on a golf course when drunk.
Also used a holiday home estate near my friend's house (and said golf course) as our personal toilet when we're at his house drinking.

Come to think of it, all of the above involve getting drunk with that particular friend, no other common factor... He seems to know how to make a good night.

Other than that there was taking off my pants at a local gig and throwing them on stage (as a joke, I knew the guy singing), all fun and games until a guy who worked there shoved me against the wall and I had to explain that I had no idea where my pants were.
Another night at same location someone stole my pants (I'm beginning to think I shouldn't have taken them off more than once at that place) and I ran around Wexford town after him with someone else (Not sure if he was wearing pants, but he seemed to think it was hilarious to prance around with hiss t-shirt tied up in a stereotypical gay way while accompanying a pantsless man) to get them back.

Wow, this post makes me look REALLY bad.
Ah well, I'll come back if I think up anything else.

Pygmalion

poisonated wrote: »

or sending a drunken text which I did tonight...how do you make up for that...ring the next day?:o

Ah the drunken text, only ever happened to me once, or at least only once that I really recall, I was after fighting with a (then) friend of mine and I was thinking I should text her just to let her know I was still on speaking terms with her.
BUT I thought that a "Hey how are you" might seem inappropriate or clingy or something (I was drunk) so I wanted to play it cool.
What came out was something along the lines of "Hey hope you're having fun, not that I care".

What was worse was when she texted my friend about it in school that week, since I hadn't got it saved on my phone I asked this friend to find out what I said, cue all my friends reading it.

p1akuw47h5r3it

Pygmalion wrote: »

Ah the drunken text, only ever happened to me once, or at least only once that I really recall, I was after fighting with a (then) friend of mine and I was thinking I should text her just to let her know I was still on speaking terms with her.
BUT I thought that a "Hey how are you" might seem inappropriate or clingy or something (I was drunk) so I wanted to play it cool.
What came out was something along the lines of "Hey hope you're having fun, not that I care".

What was worse was when she texted my friend about it in school that week, since I hadn't got it saved on my phone I asked this friend to find out what I said, cue all my friends reading it.

Try... "Wanna give us a blowjob" to ur mates ma and then u'll understand embarressing txts:mad:

Pygmalion

DanDan6592 wrote: »

Try... "Wanna give us a blowjob" to ur mates ma and then u'll understand embarressing txts:mad:

I imagine that would be more funny than embarassing, you could just laugh that off, it's the insulting texts or the "I love you" texts that you've got to worry about.
Thankfully I have no experience with the latter.

TheCardHolder

Making a website completly slanderising the local TD in a funny way . Everyone thought it was hilarious with the exception of the TD, he then threatened to involve the guards so my friend and i had to apologise and the local paper had to delete the article they had made about the website :pac:

Other mistakes include approaching a gang of 30 knackers on a night out after one of them hit my friend and look for an apology and more recently on a holiday in spain stealing an actual pimp's hat :pac:

MultiUmm

TheCardHolder wrote: »

Making a website completly slanderising the local TD in a funny way . Everyone thought it was hilarious with the exception of the TD, he then threatened to involve the guards so my friend and i had to apologise and the local paper had to delete the article they had made about the website :pac:

Ah sure the poor aul' crater, he must've been very upset so he was. :rolleyes:

Piste

When my friend was mugged by some arab guys in Barcelona I sent a text to it saying "[expletive] you, you [explitive] [racial explitive] [explitive]"



It didn't get her phone back

Pygmalion

Piste wrote: »

When my friend was mugged by some arab guys in Barcelona I sent a text to it saying "[expletive] you, you [explitive] [racial explitive] [explitive]"



It didn't get her phone back

I assume the text was more graphic? Or were you giving them the same fill-in-the-blanks exercise you're giving us?

Pygmalion

Oh also on the last day of school I wore 23 jumpers simultaneously, by the end I could barely move my arms, other people had to put them on for me, was made far worse by the heat and sun. I downed an unnatural amount of water and then had the longest shower of my life when I got home.

The jumpers were left in a giant pile out in the front of the school, I think only 2 or 3 people took them back, the inner half dozen layers were all sweaty, my t-shirt, shirt and first jumper pretty much looked like they'd just been pulled out of a puddle except for tiny patch at the shoulders

Bobalicious93

Pygmalion wrote: »

I assume the text was more graphic? Or were you giving them the same fill-in-the-blanks exercise you're giving us?

They'll probably give it back when they figure it out, it's a toughie.

phasers

I took my dad's taxi out once and earned a 5 euro fare bringing someone to the local shop (Thank God the roads were quiet!) :pac:

I've also been arrested

jefreywithonef

TheCardHolder wrote: »

more recently on a holiday in spain stealing an actual pimp's hat :pac:

That brings back memories of the pimp chasing Homer Simpson through the streets of New York to the music of The Sting.

SpinIt

Had a house party one night when my parents were way only to get locked and fall asleep outside.
Got verrrry drunk and got into a fight with some guy(he hit me first for no reason) Outside a garda station but i got away:).
Got arrested drinking when i was 16 We had 140euro worth of cans and vodka.
Smashed a window with my brothers head to settle a argument.
Went 10 miles with my friend in his parents car when we were 16.
Spent 400euro on drink in a school year.
Mainly Drink related as you can see.
Ill chat my friend and see if he remembers more.

Jay P

I libeled my teacher on Bebo in 3rd year, which I was suspended for.
I got in a stupid fight in 2nd year which I was suspended for.

This makes me look much worse than I am!

I, not purposefully, have had an annual night every August for the last three years where I get really drunk, to the point where I get sick and doon't remember anything.
Ran over the roofs of the jacks at Oxegen.
Nearly started a fight with a Guard who very unfairly man-handled me and my Girlfriend. :mad:

That's it for the moment...

bmtannam

OK....I have to get it finally off my chest....I once stole a sweet off the pick n mix counter in Woolies.Sob!

SpinIt

Jay P wrote: »

I libeled my teacher on Bebo in 3rd year, which I was suspended for.

How do you mean?

Jay P

Libel:
n.
1.
a.A false publication, as in writing, print, signs, or pictures, that damages a person's reputation.
b.The act of presenting such material to the public.
2.The written claims presented by a plaintiff in an action at admiralty law or to an ecclesiastical court.
tr.v., -beled or -belled, -bel·ing or -bel·ling, -bels or -bels.
To publish a libel about (a person).


Basically, it's defamation - I took away her good name by saying she was a shit teacher.

Pygmalion

Jay P wrote: »

Basically, it's defamation - I took away her good name by saying she was a shit teacher.

Only libel if it's untrue

Jay P

Pygmalion wrote: »

Only libel if it's untrue

Meh, bothered. Same difference. Still a retarded thing to do.

Pygmalion

Jay P wrote: »

Same difference.

It's only the same if it's not a difference. (This one actually angers me when I hear it)

Cloned Alien

Ran into metal lampost head first and full speed in the dark, iwas seeing stars . Another one was a fell asleep on the banisters, that was uncomfortable.

carlmango11

I have a very long story about the stupidest typical teenager thing my friends and I all did but I'd rather not tell it I could probably still get prosecuted to this day if anyone found out it was us :pac: Let's just say it involved a house which we assumed to be abandoned

Thankfully I haven't done too many other stupid things to that extreme but a lot of my friends have extremely stupid stories they could tell you

One time guards came up to my friend while she was outside McDonalds and told her to move along because it was closed and apparently the group was loitering. She refused and when they eventually tried to use force she kneed one in the crotch and bit a Ban Gardas arm so hard that she had a mark from it months later in court!

carlmango11

Just remembered something, I won't tell it but just don't ever put your hands in the fountain in the garden of remembrance

NotSoDumbBlonde

Quit my great job JUST before the recession really hit last year to go travelling and to take some well-deserved time out, thinking that I would either go back to the job or get an even better job a few months later. Definitely the worst and stupidest thing I have ever done!

Daragh101

i did that:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KSr1pozm6Y&feature=fvw

welcomeinjam

I brought girl home from town at about 4 in the morning when I was locked. My mam came into my room the next morning to put the heating on and just saw a girl in my bed. Needless to say they went mad.

I drank lots one night and a friend gave me 8 valium I took two and was gonna save the others for another night but later on I got arrested for trying to sneak into a night club. So when I was in the Garda car I knew I'd get in even more trouble if they found the remaining six valium in my pocket so when the gards weren't looking I swallowed them all. I had no recollection of what happened the morning after I just had flashes of me in a cell so I had to call the station to find out why I was arrested.

When I was 17 my friend sprayed on a wall in huge letters (My name) is gay near my house so I bought a can of spray paint with the intention of spraying over it. That night we ended up going into town for a few drinks and me being the drunk idiot that I am started spray painting on a wall just off of Grafton Street. While I was in the middle of spraying the Gards pulled up right behind me and shoved me in the back of the car. I also had two fake I.D's on me at the time but they let me away with the I.D's. Because I was underage they just took me home but my parents weren't too happy being met at the door at 4 in the morning by me and two Gardai

Davidius

I've never done anything 'crazy' because I'm famous for my common sense. I was once told I had the mind of a 50 year old because of my lack of fun having.

Lucky_Ducky

I jumped off a shed once :rolleyes:
Am I adventurous or what?!

Teutorix

Drank a pint of diesel

TheCardHolder

Crashed in bythewood's apartment and somehow survived. *shivers*

Smartly Dressed

A Neurotic wrote: »

I threw a pen at a nun in primary school. It bounced off the desk and hit her in the glasses.

Pfffffft. I kicked a nun.

KnifeWRENCH

Reading this thread has made me realise how responsible boring I am. I've never done anything "crazy"; the whole sneaking out at night and going knacker drinking thing doesn't really work when you live in the middle of nowhere and would require a lift from parents.