Post an embarrassing secret about yourself!

MultiUmm

It's fairly obvious, like the title says, post something embarressing about yourself. It doesn't have to be too outrageous or shocking, but if it is then all the better. :cool:

You can post multiple secrets or just one, w/e floats that theoretical boat of yeres.

I'll get the ball rolling...

I never learned how to make a tie.
And my mum still dresses my bed. There. I f***ing said it.

johnl

I got banned for 6 months from the Creative Writing forum but Boston didn't.
How embarrassing.

MultiUmm

johnl wrote: »

I got banned for 6 months from the Creative Writing forum but Boston didn't.
How embarrassing.

You got PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

Nevyn

johnl wrote: »

I got banned for 6 months from the Creative Writing forum but Boston didn't.
How embarrassing.

Thats not as embarrassing as your sig or your last 10 crappy posts spaming everythere with your drivel.

johnl

Not as embarrassing as leaving out an apostrophe in "That's", don't you think?

Nevyn

johnl wrote: »

Not as embarrassing as leaving out an apostrophe in "That's", don't you think?

Nope if that's the only error in my post then thats a win over my dyslexia as far as I am concerned.

johnl

Thaedydal wrote: »

Nope if that's the only error in my post then thats a win over my dyslexia as far as I am concerned.

In that case, congratulations

MultiUmm

So nobody has anything embarassing to say about themselves then? That's a shame, that means you're all perfect and I'm not.

lolwut

aaaaaaaahahahahahah
Oh Wow

Mr. Presentable

Thaedydal wrote: »

Nope if that's the only error in my post then thats a win over my dyslexia as far as I am concerned.

Dilsexya is a cruise, ain't it?

GalwayKiefer

What the f*ck OhMy... Jesus, you could have at least linked the photo.

TimeonmyHands

oh my good jesus...thank god i don't know what that is...look pretty painful...yuck yuck yuck

hblock21

OhMyGod, OhMy delete that picture quick pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sarky

Move along, plebs. Nothing to see.

jingx3

One time I posted in a Boston thread.

Señor Juárez

I have trollslexia, make exception for me pls.

Or it's discrimination.

Sarky

It's not trollslexia, you're just rubbish at trolling. I mean really, really bad at it.

ZWEI_VIER_ZWEI

I like stalking people and finding out their personal details.

Then I make creepy 'subtle' posts on boards.ie where I reveal what I've found.

Sarky

I have had quite enough of your little circle-jerk and its bullsh*t. I don't particularly want to permaban everyone with that whiny little fight-the-powar sig. But I have no problem doing so.

Sarky

On topic: That mass-banning got me a little aroused.

Hardy Heron

Mass-banning? :eek:

Sarky

They're like mass-graves, but even sexier.

johnl

Sarky wrote: »

They're like mass-graves, but even sexier.

Anything you'd like to admit here?
From the '39-'45 era, say?

orestes

Sarky wrote: »

I have had quite enough of your little circle-jerk and its bullsh*t. I don't particularly want to permaban everyone with that whiny little fight-the-powar sig. But I have no problem doing so.

Sarky wrote: »

On topic: That mass-banning got me a little aroused.

What happens if I put it in my sig? Do I get banned for getting you the rest of the way? Have your way with me and then throw me away, is that it? Just take take take, and then when you have had your fun you throw me out, is that it?! You're just like every other man/mod (Tar is the gray area, naturally). I hate you Sarky, I never want to talk to you again! I gave myself to you and you just throw me away like a used tissue! I thought we had something, something special, something beyond mere words and physicality and feelings! A bond, a connection, a spiritual and cosmic connection that could rise above such horrors and pain! When you banned me before I thought it meant something to you! Or is that it, is the banning what made it special for you?! I understand now! The banning is what brought us together! If so then please ban me! I love you Sarky, please don't leave me! I'm sorry, please forgive me! If it makes you happy I will put it in my sig and let you ban me again, it will bring us closer together than we have ever been!






On topic: I'm quite bored and a little bit drunk

joes girls

I once got dumped by a garda, cause i was bad for his image!!!(he was sooo fine)

Sarky

Orestes banned "just because"

Matt Holck

sarky banned for running with the sheep

Matt Holck

someone whipped out a years worth of my journal
and I never pursued compensation

cherryghost

i have a crush on a semi-regular boards poster here on the cuckoos nest

orestes

cherryghost wrote: »

i have a crush on a semi-regular boards poster here on the cuckoos nest

Sorry sweetheart but my heart belongs to Sarky

Sarky