Damn Guinness and Whiskey!

Local-womanizer · 02-09-2009 1:02am #1

I love you all.Feck you mods if you want to lock this,I love you too!Javaboy,Doc,Rabies,AC and esp, Hagar!Legends!I will regret this 2morrow I know but what the hay!

Damn alcohol!Does me no favours!

minidazzler · 02-09-2009 1:03am

Hey, why aren't you womanising?

orestes · 02-09-2009 1:04am

Tell us all your secrets...

Fajitas! · 02-09-2009 1:04am

You forgot Terry.

Terry, we all love you.

IBTL.

brummytom · 02-09-2009 1:05am

I'd love you too OP if your username hadn't gotten that bloody song in my head.

brendansmith · 02-09-2009 1:06am

Wow, how sad.:(

Novella · 02-09-2009 1:06am

It seems like it's doing you a favour to me!

orestes · 02-09-2009 1:06am

brummytom wrote: »

I'd love you too OP if your username hadn't gotten that bloody song in my head.

Dammit, now it's stuck in mine! Damn you, damn you to hell! :mad:

martyboy48 · 02-09-2009 1:08am

Ermm... Thanks I guess... Your not going to do anything silly now are you????

brummytom · 02-09-2009 1:08am

orestes wrote: »

Dammit, now it's stuck in mine! Damn you, damn you to hell! :mad:

Relax!

Here, have some cheese

4zn76tysfajdxp · 02-09-2009 1:09am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

I love you all.Feck you mods if you want to lock this,I love you too!Javaboy,Doc,Rabies,AC and esp, Hagar!

None of those people are women, nor are they local. I want your desk cleared in the morning and you outta here by noon. :mad:

orestes · 02-09-2009 1:10am

brummytom wrote: »

Relax!

Here, have some cheese

All is forgiven for cheese.

Nice sig by the way, I think I and everyone else should click on it and see where it leads to

<_<

Local-womanizer · 02-09-2009 1:11am

Wow,how sad is right!Terry knows I love him,it dosent need to be said.Ms Spears pays me to promote her song.

As for why Iam I not out womanizing,well I am tied down at the moment:(

God,I'll regret this in the morning:o

Neamhshuntasach · 02-09-2009 1:11am

So you sat in all night drinking guinness and whiskey until you got the courage to tell people you never met that you love them over the internet? Please never drink again. It wasn't designed for that purpose.

brummytom · 02-09-2009 1:12am

orestes wrote: »

All is forgiven for cheese.

Nice sig by the way, I think I and everyone else should click on it and see where it leads to

<_<

I think you should. That link is the way, the truth, and the light.

(Or is that Jesus?)
I don't know.. Jesus or Cheese, one or the other. They're both very similar anyway. Both used to being stuck on sticks

Click the sig people, for the love of Cheese

Local-womanizer · 02-09-2009 1:13am

Dillon Tasteless Bobsled wrote: »

None of those people are women, nor are they local. I want your desk cleared in the morning and you outta here by noon. :mad:

YES SIR!!!!

All the local women here are now middle aged biddies,I feel dirty:o

minidazzler · 02-09-2009 1:13am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

YES SIR!!!!

All the local women here are now middle aged biddies,I feel dirty:o

Couger Hunting turns into Whaling very fast when you're drunk.

orestes · 02-09-2009 1:14am

K4t wrote: »

What would yore ma say........

Not sure I want to know what she would say about this:

Local-womanizer wrote: »

As for why Iam I not out womanizing,well I am tied down at the moment

Local-womanizer · 02-09-2009 1:18am

minidazzler wrote: »

Couger Hunting turns into Whaling very fast when you're drunk.

Too true:(

orestes wrote: »

Not sure I want to know what she would say about this:

Ah now,you had to turn it dirty:(I was only drunk and you turn it dirty:(

orestes · 02-09-2009 1:19am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Ah now,you had to turn it dirty:(I was only drunk and you turn it dirty:(

Dig up dude, dig up:p

JONJO THE MISER · 02-09-2009 1:20am

Hve you got a spare can left O.P?

Local-womanizer · 02-09-2009 1:21am

orestes wrote: »

Dig up dude, dig up:p

A few pints,a whiskey,a ham toastie and a bottle of powerade and I get ridiculed!What has happend to the world?!

pmg58 · 02-09-2009 1:22am

minidazzler wrote: »

Hey, why aren't you womanising?

Believe it or not, i've seen him as the victim...on the recieving end of unwanted "affection" from a girl while too drunk to scream for help. Good thing I walked in.

K4t · 02-09-2009 1:23am

To Arthur Guinness..............!

orestes · 02-09-2009 1:24am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

A few pints,a whiskey,a ham toastie and a bottle of powerade and I get ridiculed!What has happend to the world?!

Serves you right for not offering any of us some of your ham toastie

Local-womanizer · 02-09-2009 1:24am

pmg58 wrote: »

Believe it or not, i've seen him as the victim...on the recieving end of unwanted "affection" from a girl while too drunk to scream for help. Good thing I walked in.

Haigh!The Gardai are still involved in that!You dident do much to help by the way!

Local-womanizer · 02-09-2009 1:26am

K4t wrote: »

To Arthur Guinness..............!

To Lamas!

orestes wrote: »

Serves you right for not offering any of us some of your ham toastie

Recession is on for christ sakes!It was a nice toastie though.At the next Boards beers I will cook yous all toasties!Promise!:D

pmg58 · 02-09-2009 1:26am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Haigh!The Gardai are still involved in that!You dident do much to help by the way!

To be fair, I did spend much of that night also being abused by a woman. And not in a good way either.

Local-womanizer · 02-09-2009 1:27am

pmg58 wrote: »

To be fair, I did spend much of that night also being abused by a woman. And not in a good way either.

Yeah,that was freaky!But sure the craic was mighty!

orestes · 02-09-2009 1:28am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

At the next Boards beers I will cook yous all toasties!Promise!:D

Quoted so you can't edit it out later and deny you promised. I'm holding you to this sir, I expect a man to stand by his word. Failure to provide toasties will result in a dual sir, upon my honour

/throws glove on the table

Local-womanizer · 02-09-2009 1:29am

orestes wrote: »

Quoted so you can't edit it out later and deny you promised. I'm holding you to this sir, I expect a man to stand by his word. Failure to provide toasties will result in a dual sir, upon my honour

/throws glove on the table

God dammit!the interwebz fails me again:(

I never go back on a promise,Toasties it is for all AH members!

pmg58 · 02-09-2009 1:29am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Yeah,that was freaky!But sure the craic was mighty!

Ah sure it was a bit of craic. I'd do it all again tomorrow!

minidazzler · 02-09-2009 1:35am

pmg58 wrote: »

Believe it or not, i've seen him as the victim...on the recieving end of unwanted "affection" from a girl while too drunk to scream for help. Good thing I walked in.

It happens the best of us, I usually just go with it!!!:D

Local-womanizer · 02-09-2009 1:38am

minidazzler wrote: »

It happens the best of us, I usually just go with it!!!:D

Not in this case you would'ent!Poor innocent me,taken advantage of!

But as Pmg58 said,I would do it ll again tomorrow!Some craic!

donmeister · 02-09-2009 1:40am

TO MARTHA!!!

minidazzler · 02-09-2009 1:40am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Not in this case you would'ent!Poor innocent me,taken advantage of!

But as Pmg58 said,I would do it ll again tomorrow!Some craic!

Trust me, I would. My Friends have a little saying, If you can't lift it, Mini will shift it.

pmg58 · 02-09-2009 1:46am

minidazzler wrote: »

Trust me, I would. My Friends have a little saying, If you can't lift it, Mini will shift it.

Actually she was skinny, not bad lookin at the start of the night either. She was just so drunk she didn't know where she was.

Local-womanizer · 02-09-2009 1:47am

pmg58 wrote: »

Actually she was skinny, not bad lookin at the start of the night either. She was just so drunk she didn't know where she was.

I did'ent know where I was either!Thankfully,my common sense took over and I bailed out into a bed occupied by 2 sober wimmins!

pmg58 · 02-09-2009 1:49am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

I did'ent know where I was either!Thankfully,my common sense took over and I bailed out into a bed occupied by 2 sober wimmins!

You left out the part where you removed one of the original three women to take her place.

minidazzler · 02-09-2009 1:50am

pmg58 wrote: »

Actually she was skinny, not bad lookin at the start of the night either. She was just so drunk she didn't know where she was.

Local-womanizer wrote: »

I did'ent know where I was either!Thankfully,my common sense took over and I bailed out into a bed occupied by 2 sober wimmins!

I think I'm coming to Donegal to party with ye sometime:D

Damn Guinness and Whiskey!

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