Why are you happy today?

itsallaboutheL

Automatic Ban Lift=

I'm Baaaaaaaack

pikachucheeks

I'm happy because a hottie text me.

itsallaboutheL

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I'm happy because a hottie text me.

*crosses fingers*

Please tell me it was a girl!!

Gummy Panda

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I'm happy because a hottie text me.

what does she look like?


EDIT: Me & itsallaboutheL seem to be on the same wave length

Gloom

Managed to obtain the money for:

• Trinity Halls deposit and accomodation
• Trinity Fees

Roll on college!

ejmaztec

Happy birthday Brummytom, and I hope you enjoy that whore that your dad bought you from the Tesco value range.

Super-Rush

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I'm happy because a hottie text me.

Sh1t that was meant for someone else

Sharpshooter wrote: »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM.
You ain't getting anymore birthday cake from me you know.

I'm sure he would prefer some PIE instead


Happy ****Birthday

I am also happy about EP this weekend especially since my mate scored some VIP passes for us

Kradock

ejmaztec wrote: »

Happy birthday Brummytom, and I hope you enjoy that whore that your dad bought you from the Tesco value range.

Happy Birthday Tommyboy , I don't believe for 1 second you are only 16 .
But anyway if your Dad had got you a Tesco Irish whore ,he would have got her for the € equivolent of the £.

pikachucheeks

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

*crosses fingers*

Please tell me it was a girl!!

Gummy Panda wrote: »

what does she look like?

Her name's Novella.
Find her in The Ladies' Lounge!

:pac:

Oh, and Happy Birthday, Tom.

Your joy is shortlived however, as you're still not legal to have sex in Ireland

Turd Ferguson

AnonoBoy wrote: »

16 was a great age.

Beer.
Pot.
Fumbling with bra straps.
Unwanted erections at inappropriate times.

It's all ahead of you lad.

It better be ahead of him....I've had experience with unwanted erections behind me and let me tell you its not fun

Super-Rush

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Her name's Novella.
Find her in The Ladies' Lounge!

:pac:

Oh, and Happy Birthday, Tom.

Your joy is shortlived however, as you're still not legal to have sex in Ireland

MMMMM double hotties

ejmaztec

Kradock wrote: »

Happy Birthday Tommyboy , I don't believe for 1 second you are only 16 .
But anyway if your Dad had got you a Tesco Irish whore ,he would have got her for the € equivolent of the £.

They also give you a free scab remover and a voucher for the full treatment at your local clap clinic, and double points.

Gummy Panda

Happy Birthday Tommyboy,

Abigayle is ready to bust your cherry. I heard she has been lubing up her black 12" strap-on all day long.

Professey Chin

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Abigayle is ready to bust your cherry. I heard she has been lubing up her black 12" strap-on all day long.

And she doesnt go gently..........or so ive heard anyway....>_>

Gummy Panda

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

And she doesnt go gently..........or so ive heard anyway....>_>

Yeah, Abigayle the "Jackhammer" is known to be a bit rough.

useful_contacts

Adamcp898 wrote: »

Time of post = 23.59

FAIL!

Nah seriously congrats


Let the piss rippin' begin

HAHAHAHAHAHA some head!!!!!

Im happy cos my partner and i just bought a house

whoop whoop!

Schism

Happy Birthday Tom.

I'd send you my best wishes but this is the internet so I think this suits better

In All Fairness

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

i had a 2 for 1 bistro bianconi pizza and a girl said she would 'rail'me, is that a good thing? Not sure, but there has been worse days.

Also glad I'm not a teenager.
/zzzz time

I like "rail". I have no idea what it means. I would imagine whether it's a good thing or a bad thing depends on your sex/sexuality Tar.;)

But I would imagine we're all agreed that it's shogkingly duurrty!

In All Fairness

Bryn wrote: »

I'm happy because it's nearly Electric Picnic time!!!

My brother's happy cos he's going to Electric Picnic with his mate Bryn:)

And they have two "fcuk off" inflatable chairs.;)

Tar.Aldarion

In All Fairness wrote: »

I like "rail". I have no idea what it means. I would imagine whether it's a good thing or a bad thing depends on your sex/sexuality Tar.;)

But I would imagine we're all agreed that it's shogkingly duurrty!

I like rail too, must use it some time!
It can only be a good thing, like mudwrestling.
All that really matters is that it was shockingly duuuuuuuurty and was good for a smile haha

brummytom

So my birthday's been and gone - nothing special. Could have been better, could have been worse. Ah well.

I'm on a low today, it's 2 years since nan died, so it was nice to read some of the replies/visitor messages/PMs... cheers everyone

ibarelycare

So you didn't get laid?

brummytom

Nope

But who cares eh, I've got decades to do that. :P

pikachucheeks

brummytom wrote: »

Nope

But who cares eh, I've got decades to do that. :P

... Unless Fritzl comes after you

brummytom

pikachucheeks wrote: »

... Unless Fritzl comes after you

Sure, I'm far too old for him aren't I?

pikachucheeks

brummytom wrote: »

Sure, I'm far too old for him aren't I?

You're kind of in Limbo now, Tom - too old for paedophiles, but too young for any decent women :P

TPD

pikachucheeks wrote: »

You're kind of in Limbo now, Tom - too old for paedophiles, but too young for any decent women :P

Don't depress him any further! :P


Hard luck Tom

brummytom

Damn.

It's a good thing I like indecent women then

pikachucheeks

brummytom wrote: »

Damn.

It's a good thing I like indecent women then

You're far too witty to be so young...

I think you're secretly a fourty year old, balding, over-weight dole-head ...



...like the rest of us

brummytom

pikachucheeks wrote: »

You're far too witty to be so young...

I think you're secretly a fourty year old, balding, over-weight dole-head ...



...like the rest of us

Ah fúck

I've been found out

Professey Chin

pikachucheeks wrote: »

You're kind of in Limbo now, Tom - too old for paedophiles, but too young for any decent women :P

Right age for teenage whores

Professey Chin

pikachucheeks wrote: »

You're far too witty to be so young...

I think you're secretly a fourty year old, balding, over-weight dole-head ...



...like the rest of us

Speak for yourself :pac:

brummytom

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Right age for teenage whores

Yes!

genericguy

brummytom wrote: »

Ah fúck

I've been found out

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/57/155595430_c5c05260e2.jpg

kelle

You're happy today because it's your birthday? Usually has the opposite effect on me.

Happy birthday, brummy guy!

Abi

Happy belated birthday Tom. Naughty pics pressie sent :pac:

brummytom

Naughty?!

God, I was looking at worse stuff when I was 10!

Abi

brummytom wrote: »

Naughty?!

God, I was looking at worse stuff when I was 10!

You ungrateful little...... fine! :mad:




/goes to fetch camera

brummytom

Abigayle wrote: »

You ungrateful little...... fine! :mad:




/goes to fetch camera

Thank you



/goes to fetch tissues

phasers

take it to PMs, facebook etc

/terry

Tar.Aldarion

STFU


/terry

brummytom

Anyone want a hug?



/terry

Scrambled egg

Happy Bday. virtual high 5 !!!

AckwelFoley

Happy 16th.

Luckily for you Gary glitter no longer holds any potential interest in you.

Apparently turning "legal" takes the element of danger out of it.


...well, so ive read..n stuff..

sneakerfreak

im happy because im not you

brummytom

That's nice.

I wish I wasn't me at the moment

sneakerfreak

then we agree,excellent,join me in the drawing room for a game of show you mine show me yours

phasers

Err I'd run if I were you Tom

brummytom

Run?

I'm lubing up

Dudess

Got a beautiful pair of leather FMBs (in a sale) at a knockdown price...