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  • 03-09-2009 9:17am
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    Rufus.T.Firefly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭


    A lady called her gynaecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment.

    The receptionist said to come right in.

    She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room.

    The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.

    She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynaecologist to please examine her down below.

    So the doctor started to examine her.

    He stuck up his head after completing his examination.

    "I'm sorry, Miss," he said,

    "But removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy, delicate and expensive surgical operation."

    "I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman.

    "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries?”

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A woman is like a pack of cards ...

    ... You need a heart to love her

    ... A diamond to marry her

    ... A club to smash her head in

    ... And a spade to bury the bitch


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