F1 Car Made out Of Bread

Rufus.T.Firefly

Chefs in Singapore came up with this idea ahead of the Singapore GP, to raise some 'dough' for a local school...


Do you reckon it can do doughnuts?



Apparently there was no time for 'loafing' about when they were making it..



It looks like a good way to earn a crust to me, anyway!!!



Come on guy's, how many more bad puns can we get from this???

artanevilla

Are they self raising tyres?

Nikko

Have they got the 'knead' for speed?

:P

Rylan

I would say it would do some amazing speed if you put your foot to the flour.

Nikko

- runs on 'flour power'?

What kind of half-baked thread is this anyhoo? You won't get a rise out of me! (I'm too toasted to think of any more at the mo...)

:P

Run_to_da_hills

I would say that cost a lot of bread

Rufus.T.Firefly

Uppercrust are probably only ones who could afFord one :rolleyes:

fobster

It must have at least 600 bhp. That's bread horse-power for the non-aficionados.

fobster

Is it going to win one of the few F1 races in the far (y)east?

Twin-go

There will have to be a toast.

Twin-go

I'd say it will only last 13 laps (a bakers dozen).

Twin-go

What are the safety features like? Does it have a crumble zone

GoneShootin

<insert bread/yeast/flour pun here>

HashSlinging

DOUGH!!!

fobster

The real question is: Is it made of the right stuff to win the race? Does it have the moral fibre to persevere?

Have they decided on the driver? Last time I checked only one person can drive an F1 car so looks like Johnson Mooney and O'Brien will have to decide who drives.

dak

If you crash and go on fire ......your'e toasted alive !

If it doesn't start and get off the grid ...will you have to loaf around the track?


Some people are making a wholemeal out of this , I'm leaven right now ! this thread is too seedy!


I'm sure we will see it in Bransbatch... !

fobster

dak wrote: »

If it doesn't start and get off the grid ...will you have to loaf around the track?

Not sure, but if you crash into someone on purpose I hear you get put in the bread bin as punishment.

FACEPALM

how may cylinders does it run on ? Probably a bakers dozen!!

dak

Fugiitive F1 Car wanted ...... Bread or Alive !

dak

fobster wrote: »

Not sure, but if you crash into someone on purpose I hear you get put in the bread bin as punishment.

If you crash you will feel your paninni ! As you are a good driver thats a nan-issue ! Baguette my drift !


Someone Please , please ......pimp-my-rye !!!!

Rufus.T.Firefly

Usually a nice bit "CRUMPET" getting photo's taken around these cars :rolleyes:

dak

Rufus.T.Firefly wrote: »

Usually a nice bit "CRUMPET" getting photo's taken around these cars :rolleyes:

As long as they are "well bread" and you use your loaf !

A Primal Nut

F1 cars usually have a low centre of gravity, i hope this one's centre of gravity is below the bread line.

A Primal Nut

I could this see this bread causing a traffic jam!

Don't spread any of these jokes!

fobster

Rufus.T.Firefly wrote: »

Usually a nice bit "CRUMPET" getting photo's taken around these cars :rolleyes:

Yeah they always have nice baps. They could butter my roll any day!

dak

fobster wrote: »

Yeah they always have nice baps. They could butter my roll any day!

As long as her name isn't Marge !

dak

If the car crashed into a bit of crumpet and flipped over......would that be a bread roll ?

fobster

dak wrote: »

As long as her name isn't Marge !

Aye Marge always leaves bad taste in the mouth!

dak

What do you say if you knock a few corners off this car ? .

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.....Ohh Crumbs !!

fobster

Wonder how it is on the ocrnering, hopefully it doesn't over-cook them

Dublin_Gunner

I heard it was designed by Panninifarina.