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  • 03-09-2009 12:22pm
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    Porkpie
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    A guy is sitting in a bar when a big bodybuilder of a man pulls up a stool next to him. The weird thing about this huge man is that he has a tiny head in comparison to the rest of his body. "Can I ask you a question?" asks the first bloke..."You're such a big bloke, how come you have such a small head?"



    "Well", says the bodybuilder, "A few days ago I was walking by the river when all of a sudden this beautiful fairy appeared. She offered me 3 wishes. I was really skinny then so I decided my first wish would be to have the body of Arnold Swarzeneggar. Shoom! Suddenly I had bulging biceps and powerful pecs!



    Then she asked me what I'd like for my second wish. I looked her up and down and, seeing as she was so beautiful I asked her if could make love to her. She agreed and we spent the next couple of hours enjoying the most passionate s*x I have ever had.



    Then both of us collapsed in the grass and lay down together. She asked me what I'd like for my third wish.




    I turned to face her and asked, how about a little head?"


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