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In the bar

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  • 03-09-2009 6:23pm
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    A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat, he goes to the bar and orders three whiskys.
    The cat shouts "I’m not paying"
    "I know" says the man "I’m paying."

    A little later he comes to the bar again, and orders three whiskeys, "I’m not paying" shouts the cat again, again the man tells him that he is paying.

    The man comes to the bar a third time, and again the cat shouts "I’m not paying".
    The barman intruiged by this asks the fellow,"Excuse me sir, but why have you come in here with that cat and an ostrich ?"
    "Well" says the man, "Before I came in here, I met a genie who said he would grant me any wish. So I asked for a long legged bird, with a tight pussy".


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