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Nikko · 2009-09-04 10:17:25

Mrs. Jones goes to the doctor for a full medical checkup. After an hour or so, the doctor looks at Mrs. Jones and says the following: "Mrs. Jones, overall you are a very healthy for a 45 year old woman. There is however, only one problem. You are 40 pounds over weight and bordering on obese. I would strongly suggest that…

04-09-2009 11:17am

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Nikko

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Mrs. Jones goes to the doctor for a full medical checkup. After an hour or so, the doctor looks at Mrs. Jones and says the following:

"Mrs. Jones, overall you are a very healthy for a 45 year old woman. There is however, only one problem. You are 40 pounds over weight and bordering on obese. I would strongly suggest that you diet now to save complications in later years"

She looks at him sternly and says, "I demand a second opinion."

"Ok" he says, "you're ugly as well!"

:P

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#2 04-09-2009 11:29am

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Mr Jones goes to the doctor

Mr Jones " I keep hearing the green green grass of home. Is it strange?"

Doc "It's not unusual"

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